I am Really not a Child of Luck

Penalized the "Great Wisdom Bodhicitta Sutra" ten thousand times?

Hearing the words of Lord Tianxiu, Kuduofozi blamed his head in cold sweat!

What kind of spicy scriptures are copied 10,000 times, but you can't copy the Buddha's hand with bald skin?

Thinking of this, Kuduo Buddha quickly said: "The master respects sin, this Buddha is not written by a disciple."

The big golden buddha lifted the golden Brahman flower and said indifferently: "As the teacher knows, I forgive you that you can't write a rhyming Buddha."

"Quickly tell the teacher, who made this mistake, it is a deviant way, misinterpretation of Buddha!"

Kudu Buddha said: "This... this is what the disciples listen to when they dream."

Lord Lei Yin stared at Kudufozi: "Who listens to it when dreaming?"

Kudu Buddha is ignorant, how to answer this question?

Lord Lei Yin Buddha asked: "Why do you hesitate, is it the case?"

"You listened to him when you dreamed, why did you sleep with him on the bed?"

Kudu Buddha said helplessly: "Master has misunderstood, the disciple means to listen to what people say in dreams."

Lord Lei Yin thought deeply: "Yes, Fang Chang is generally like you, and he can't write such a Buddha."

Then, Lord Leiyin looked directly at Kudufozi: "Tell the teacher, why did this man do this?"

Kudu Buddha's expression became more and more sad: "Master, the disciples promised not to say."

Lord Lei Yin Buddha smiled and said, "Is it the elders and disciples?"

Before Kuduofozi answered, he saw Leiyin Buddha's eyes deep and deep: "No."

He stared at Kudu again and asked, "Is that someone from other holy places? Which holy place is it?"

"Zhenwu Holy Land? Shushan Holy Land? Early Holy Land? Dalu Holy Land? Yaochi Holy Land? Shenxiao Holy Land?"

Kudu Buddha's face changed slightly, and the smile on Lord Leiyin Buddha's face became more sensible: "Sure enough!"

"It's this Buddha gift from Lord Shenxiao! He has also refined Buddhist principles."

"Huh, isn't it the Holy Lord of Xiaoxiao? Isn't Zhang Yunting not successful?"

Kudu Buddha was ignorant. He looked at the Buddha who kept talking to himself and was very worried.

Not to worry about Lord Leiyin's mental disorder, but the master guessed closer and closer!

Brother Shen Tian, ​​the poor monk really didn't say anything, but respecting him, Master seemed to be proficient in his own skills.

"Isn't it Zhang Yunting? Not ordinary? Is it Zhang Yunxi, or...Shen Tian!"

In the mind of Lord Leiyin, that beautiful beauty of flourishing world emerged.

At this moment, his eyes locked on the expression of Kudufozi.

Huh, this cheater's face can't hide things at all.

Lord Lei Yin Buddha sighed: "It was originally written by the Divine Son of Shenxiao."

Suddenly, Kudu doubted Buddha: Brother, the poor monk said that I did not divulge your letter?

He pleaded: "Master, the Son of God is not my disciple, and this is just a dream."

"The disciple dreamed of the Divine Child, and this has nothing to do with the Divine Child. If the Master wants to punish, come to the disciple!"

Before the words of Kuduofozi were finished, he was interrupted by Lord Leiyin Buddha: "Shen Tian's appearance is refined, like a real fairy."

"And it is easy to get thousands of pounds of Nirvana Holy Liquid, obviously there is no amount of luck to add body, is the protagonist of destiny."

"The Buddhas made by such characters really have insights into the great wisdom and bodhicitta?"

"Where there is nothing, where is the dust? Where there is nothing, where is the dust?"

"Amitabha, it is quite Zen-like to understand this Buddha carefully."

"Nothing... Hey, wonderful, wonderful!"

The expression of the Great Golden Buddha is sometimes joyful, sometimes miserable, and sometimes mad.

Obviously, Lord Leiyin has learned some profound Zen principles from this Buddha.

It's just that the Zen principles in this Buddha's Buddha are in conflict with his own Zen principles and Buddha's heart.

Lord Leiyin is sitting and enlightening, talking with the self, and dialectically speaking Bodhicitta!

Looking at the master with constantly changing expressions, Kudufozi was a little flustered.

He whispered: "Master, is this Buddha really wonderful?"

Lord Lei Yin Buddha: "Yes, Shen Tian has great wisdom!"

"I have never read "The Great Wisdom Bodhisattva Sutra", but only listen to a Buddha."

"You will be able to see your mind clearly and write this new Buddha, and even enlighten your teachers."

"If this son can enter my Buddha's gate, he will become the supreme monk in the future. Hey, why did he join the Holy Land?"

Kudu Buddha looked at the lost golden Buddha and whispered: "Master, this is a dream, it is a dream of the disciples."

The Big Golden Buddha looked down on Kudu Buddha indifferently, and slowly stretched out the golden Buddha palm of Zhang Xukuan to hold him.

Then, the other Buddha palm picked up the gavel and knocked three times on the top of Kudu's head.

Kuduofuzi covered his head and was surprised: "Master, is this a way to spread the word?"

Lord Tianxiu said indifferently: "Teacher is knocking on your wooden fish head!"

"I haven't learned any Zen and Buddhist principles, but I have learned slang, and still cheated as a teacher?"

"Since I was a child, I have traveled all over the world since I was a child to see all kinds of sentient beings. Is Zhizhu holding you? Will you be fooled?"

"Is this still a dream you have made? Read more Buddhist scriptures on weekdays, increase your wisdom, and seldom mix with Fang Chang."

"The more mixed the understanding is, the lower it is. You can't understand such shocking Buddhism, and is it really wonderful to be a teacher?"

"Is it true that you don't come back to realize yourself? How did you take this idiot as a Buddha?"

"Retreat to this seat, go back to the face wall for three months, and copy the "Great Wisdom Bodhicitta"."

Kudu Buddha's face collapsed: "Isn't it wonderful? Why copy?"

Lord Lei Yin Buddha held the gavel: "If you can tell where the beauty is, you don't have to copy it."

Looking at the wooden fish mallet that was getting bigger and bigger in the hands of Lord Leiyin Buddha, Ku Duofuzi sweated in cold sweat: "Master respects forgiveness!"

The Lord Buddha took the palm of God and grabbed the Kudu Buddha, and took it directly out of the Great Hall of Heroes: "Sinister, go back to the wall!"

...

After throwing the Kudu Buddha out of the Great Hall of Heroes, the Lord Buddha felt finally more comfortable.

The world is so beautiful, but the poor monk is so irritable, so bad, bad.

After running the Miao Shan Jing for a few weeks, the breath of Lei Yin Buddha's body calmed down again.

Only in the void, there seems to be a faint smell of lemon, still haunting for a long time.

Lei Yin Buddha sat cross-legged and kept mumbling to himself: "Like a bodhi tree? There is no tree in the bodhi tree? Which one is right?"

"Should one practice keeping oneself away from red dust and dirt, or should one put down the obsession, all following the fate?"

"Bodhicitta is clean~www.wuxiaspot.com~The mirror is clean, where is the dust? What is clean and what is dust?"

"Is it that this seat has gone astray and has gone against Supreme Buddha?"

"Is it obsessed to cultivate Buddha's nature and abandon human nature?"

"Is it true that bitterness is the real bodhi?"

...

The Jinbo Luo flower pinched between the fingers of Leiyin Buddha's main finger, withered one by one, and the infinite vision behind him also collapsed.

The two breaths of life and death, Buddha and demon, constantly live and die in the main body of Leiyin Buddha, and reincarnate.

The gate of the Great Hall of Heroes slowly closed, and the voice of Lord Leiyin heard from it.

"Since today, you will be retreating from this meditation, and you will not be able to get out of it without showing the bodhi!"

"Another gift from Shen Tian Da Lei Yin Ling Ling."

"Shamen up and down, treat each other with respect!"