I am reborn without a pattern

"Boss, the invitation letter from 'Grand View Garden'..."

"Go and have fun with your girlfriend. When it's time to show off, show off."

The chief assistant of the Chairman's Media Office came from the Journalism Department of Aurora University. Because he was from Shacheng Farm, he was kidnapped by Boss Zhang and used it a few years ago. It was very useful and he has been using it ever since.

Usually when there is any media meeting or communication meeting, Zhang Haonan is too lazy to show up, so he just lets him go and enjoy it.

This time, the "Grand View Garden" is celebrating the National Day with Chinese and foreign media. The "Sha Food Group" is now very popular and can already advertise the "Liangjiang·Sha Food" sign. In fact, it is not impossible to insist on the entire "China·Sha Food". But Zhang Haonan was lazy and had no interest in running a relationship, so he just let it go.

Besides, the provincial government also hopes that the "Sha Food Group" will continue to shine in the unity work. "Liangjiang·Sha Food" is very good, and there is no need to reorganize it.

On October 1st, Zhang Haonan has two important events that he must attend. One is the News Network Best Actor Award, where he has to chat with student representatives from across the country in the form of a tea party.

Second, the second male lead of Xinwen Network has to meet compatriots, overseas Chinese and outstanding young people from across the Taiwan Strait and three places. Boss Zhang actually does not have the title of "Outstanding Youth of Liangjiang Province", but what can I say? The second male lead ordered it himself. There may be various reasons. Anyway, Zhang Haonan's cards are in place.

Then there was the "Suzhou Reunion Moon" on the 2nd. Zhang Haonan couldn't make it, so he asked Ding Yong to attend the event as a representative.

Now Ding Yong and Lu Weidong both have seats in the Provincial Federation of Industry and Commerce, which are actually Zhang Haonan's "shadow seats". The two old men are very happy. They never thought that they could be promoted to a higher level in this life. Of course, it would be extremely difficult for them to bark like dogs in the Federation of Industry and Commerce. No, as I get older, my anger is not that strong.

The province also advised Zhang Haonan, hoping that he would do some activities, show his face, and start his career.

After being reborn, Zhang Haonan just wanted to be happy until he died. He took it as a fart and took a bus to the Xiaolong River the day before National Day, mainly to eat donkey meat.

Donkey meat is not produced in that place, but there is an old son-in-law from Baozhou who makes good donkey meat. In addition to the regular donkey meat in sauce, there are also jar meat and stir-fried donkey offal. In several villages called "Gezhuang" In the meantime, he is somewhat famous.

It's a pity that the old shopkeeper is old and can't catch up with the good times of mobile Internet, otherwise Gao Xiao would also be popular.

Originally, I was going to set up a stall at a big market that day, and I caught up with a boss from the south who was renting the stall. The old shopkeeper gritted his teeth and charged three thousand yuan. The big live donkey asked his two uncles to help him kill it, and then gave it to him. The boss from the south tries the craftsmanship from his hometown.

When Boss Zhang saw you doing business like this... no wonder he couldn't make money, so he gave away 10,000 to the old shopkeeper to show off his talent.

So several fellow villagers from "each village" came to watch the older girl twist her butt, which was very exciting.

"Boss Zhang, the meat in my jar is a country craft. I just came up with it because I had no idea before. You can enjoy it as long as you are happy."

The old shopkeeper is an honest man. On this October day, he is actually afraid that if he cooks too much, it will go rancid. The donkey meat in sauce can be kept for a few days, but the jar of meat is not sealed, which is also very troublesome.

"It's delicious. I like it with solid ingredients and delicious taste. It tastes great. There are no donkeys within a hundred miles of my hometown; there may be one or two within a thousand miles of my hometown."

"..."

"And the donkey ribs, they're all right. Whether they're sweet or garlicky, they're all pretty good."

"I also saw the masters from Lingnan doing this in the early years, and I followed the same example. We just have rural craftsmanship. To be honest, it's really not worth a lot of money..."

They are completely different from the people in the capital. The old shopkeeper would not dare to use the name "Jingye" to show off. There is no time like this.

On the contrary, I was ridiculed as a "stinky farmer" more often.

"As for me, as long as I eat happily, it doesn't matter whether I have money or not. You don't have to worry about it. I am a relative of the emperor looking for you to have fun. I don't mess with the capital."

"Then you eat and drink well."

He held the towel and breathed a sigh of relief. The old shopkeeper was really afraid that someone would make fun of him, and he was even more afraid that Zhang Haonan was the "stubborn boss" who had nothing to do but make fun of others.

It seems like there's nothing wrong with it, so just keep working.

"Dad, how are you?"

"Just do your work. After you finish your work, let's go to the theater."

"What kind of temperament do these big bosses in the south have? They come here just to eat a donkey?"

"Stop talking nonsense and get to work!"

My daughter and son-in-law are also worried about whether she is a liar or something, and no one is thinking in a good direction anyway.

When something goes wrong, there must be a monster.

Several village cadres from "each village" were also worried that something might happen, for example, it was the National Day, so they came to check the accounts?

So I called my superiors to report the situation.

The southern suburbs of Beijing were only removed from counties and restructured into districts earlier this year, but rural areas still have a deeper concept of counties.

So after the village cadres made a phone call to report the situation, the leadership team of the southern suburbs were originally planning to go to the capital in advance to pay their respects to their superiors, but they turned around and the convoy turned around and headed straight for Xiaolong River.

"News came from the county, saying that we must entertain this big boss."

"Is he really a big boss?"

"Not a liar?"

"..."

At this time, the tired girl on the stage was about to perform the choke kung fu. Suddenly she heard the class leader shouting "More money, more money, the boss is adding money." She immediately jumped in and gave the old and young men the whole big job!

The old shopkeeper who made donkey meat originally took 10,000 yuan and found it too hot, so he asked a team leader he knew to join in the work. The village was bustling and lively, almost like going to the market.

The folks in the village only spent about 2,000 yuan to watch the performance, but I still had more than 7,000 yuan left.

After taking away a donkey, I also took away the wages of my uncles, and then I took away miscellaneous fire money, and I still had 4,786 yuan left.

How many pairs of donkey intestines will it cost to sell?

So the old shopkeeper was very worried, fearing that he was a liar.

But not long after, the village cadres and the secretary of the county government appeared out of nowhere and gave them so many instructions that the old shopkeeper didn't even know how to hold the spatula.

No matter where, I don't take advantage of you.

A man with the accent from his hometown in Baozhou came over and chatted with him for a while before he finally came back to his senses and returned to normal.

"How much does it cost to work as a bodyguard for Boss Zhang for a month?"

While chatting, the old shopkeeper was thinking of handing out a cigarette, but the fellow bodyguard handed out one instead, which made him quite embarrassed, but he still lowered his head and took a few sips.

"It depends on the situation. If you come out, you can be considered as a field worker and you can get a little more. If it's just salary, it's a minimum of 20,000 to 30,000 yuan a year."

"Damn it, are you just like the cadres at the steel factory?"

"It's not bad, let's make a living."

"This boss looks bigger than you, why do you need a bodyguard?"

"Our bosses have many enemies."

"That's a must."

Everyone was from the southern urban area of ​​Baozhou, so they naturally chatted with each other. The old shopkeeper hadn’t been back to Baozhou for a few years, and he didn’t know much about the situation in his hometown. He heard the bodyguard talk about something, so he nodded and continued. A lot of old things.

"Are you seventy?"

"Seventy-five!"

"Oh my god, I couldn't tell. The way you work, I thought you were more than sixty tall."

"People just have to do things, and only by doing things can they have strength."

As he said that, the old shopkeeper glanced at the stove, which was making smoked donkey steaks. The freshly marinated donkey steaks had to be kept close to the heat. They were different from the ones marinated overnight because they were not tasty enough and the texture was much different.

Now it is necessary to control the fire from time to time, and then brush the sauce, with honey on one side and garlic juice on the other. The garlic juice should not contain garlic paste, otherwise it will be mushy. If it is mushy, it will be dry and bitter and not delicious.

The old shopkeeper also figured it out on his own after stealing a teacher, and he is quite famous in the market place of Xiaolonghe.

Zhang Haonan came here to receive directions from the hotel chef.

Speaking of which, the famous chefs in the capital really like to find restaurants of all kinds, and they just open their mouths to find special dishes wherever they are.

Zhang Haonan took a look at it and found that they were all stalls with a "market" nature. Country cooks did not set up stalls on a regular basis. If there was business, they would do it. If there was no business, they would go home to tidy up. When they were empty, they would go to the county or the capital city. Look around to see if there are any jobs.

Just busy.

A person like Boss Zhang who is full and full may not come once in ten years.

Moreover, when Nanjiao County was still called Nanjiao County last year, there was a shooting case, which caused quite a big fuss. What city person would come to a market stall owner to mess with the whole table?

So Zhang Haonan's behavior, how can I put it, is somewhat unpleasant to everyone.

But as long as you are willing to pay, there is nothing unpleasant and you can be happy anywhere.

"What's going on now?"

In the motorcade of the leadership team in the southern suburbs, Niu Taiyuan, the leader from time to time, raised his wrist to look at his watch. He was a little anxious. He planned to take advantage of the National Day this year to come back from his old unit in Nongongkou to get welfare. Last year, there was a shooting in the county. Two scattered.

It was hard to catch up with the good times, and this National Day celebration had an international background. Niu Taiyuan thought that he could get through the cracks of other people's fingers, so he ran to a gate to say hello.

Never thought that "the wealth that pours out from the sky" is right at home? !

Grandma's...

"Still in Xiaolong River, saying he's eating donkey meat."

"What's the point of this donkey meat?"

"I don't have donkey meat in my hometown... maybe it's just a novelty?"

"Then you should go to the city and run through the ditches and bumps without fear of anything happening."

"There are many people here, including the bodyguards."

"Is there...what's there...what's not there?"

"No, the people in Lige Village said that there are no female secretaries. There are no female companions, they are all men."

"That's it..."

Niu Taiyuan smoothed his hair, wondering if he should bite the bullet and let the lesbian accompany him to liven up the atmosphere?

But I feel that doing this is too shameful, but the rumors in the world have always been correct, and this "abundant wealth" seems to be quite lustful... Damn it!

"District Chief, why don't you let the TV station..."

"Don't! Don't! This is what people want, so don't make things worse. Let's follow the excitement during the Chinese New Year and bring in a few more teams."

"Isn't it a bit too vulgar? He is a big boss."

"Let's do it like this. Let's organize some elementary school students to make it lively. Whichever elementary school is nearest will be chosen. Each child will get a prize. Anyway, it's going to be lively. Anyone with skills can set up a stall and create a big fair on the spot."

"Would it be too...?"

"Go and notify!"

"Yes, District Chief."

Niu Taiyuan, with his hands on his hips, was pacing back and forth in the minibus aisle. The rest of the people were confused. Not many people knew the truth. Some deputy mayors thought that something big had happened. An enhanced version of last year's shooting incident was coming again. .

Fortunately, it was not a shooting, but the "God of Wealth" who had nothing to do and came to eat donkey meat.

Niu Taiyuan quickly explained to his comrades what the living God of Wealth is, which can be regarded as an efficient way to unify his thoughts and pace.

"Mr. Zhang's industry covers a wide range of industries, including agriculture, agricultural product processing, breeding, agricultural chemistry, machinery production, transportation manufacturing, agricultural machinery and equipment production, electronic products, and the Internet... In short, The big boss, in short, has very strong funds, I mean, very strong, the kind that can buy our entire southern suburbs! Therefore, comrades, please be sure not to make your own decisions, all actions are coordinated, and do your best to make this Mr. Zhang, to leave a good impression on our southern suburbs, don’t take the initiative to bring up investment matters, but seize the right opportunity and bring up the topic of investment at the right time..."

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Because the top leader's behavior was too kneeling, many people complained in their hearts: Doesn't he become a eunuch? !

But Niu Taiyuan didn't bother to explain at all. He was considered to be of a high level, and he knew to some extent how big a business the "Sha Shi System" was. It was a huge industry covering the entire Liangjiang Province. If nothing else, he was just talking about the "Sha Shi System". Pesticides and fertilizers plus antibiotics for breeding are cheap, a lot cheaper.

Then bite the bullet and be a little more self-motivated, and process and export the entire cash crop...

Isn’t this the case?

If we continue to pursue a little bit more, do some meat processing, and then break into the distribution channels of the "shashi food system", it will not be a problem at all for one industry to feed a township!

Last year it was Nanjiao County, but this year I am Nanjiao County!

This year we can also vigorously attract investment.

Niu Taiyuan actually knows that the positioning of the southern suburbs is still mainly rural agriculture, and it is unlikely to have any large-scale industry. Therefore, if you want to attract investment, if the industry is not suitable, you may not be able to succeed.

Of course, if there is someone above you, gritting your teeth is not impossible.

The key is that there is no one.

If there really was someone, why would he go to his old workplace to beg for help? Who the hell wants to be a eunuch?

Just as my heart was racing, I suddenly received a call from my colleague on the west side of the Yongding River.

District Chief Niu immediately hung up the phone and turned off the phone.

There are grandchildren who smell it.

The motorcade arrived at Xiaolong River, and it was already bustling with activity. Because it was a temporary start, the district said it was to celebrate the National Day happily...

So stilt troupes, gong and drum troupes, and flower-drum troupes all popped up, as well as rural opera troupes, and big trucks built a stage and set it up in the open space on the side of the road.

The two-level rural cadres who maintained order organized their respective jurisdictions into groups and quickly delineated the scope. In short, just as Zhang Haonan was chewing on the garlic-flavored donkey steak, Gu Ding came from outside to report the situation with a confused look on his face.

"Boss, there seems to be a 'market' outside. There are so many people. I'm afraid it won't be easy for our car to get out soon."

What Gu Ding means is that we withdraw now.

Boss Zhang was not interested at all. He ate the donkey steak and watched the three-point performance. He also cheered with everyone when he saw the highlights.

"good!"

This iron crotch skill is so awesome!

"Boss, there are too many people."

"Go away, I'm watching a show. What's your dog's name? Why don't you keep your eyes open when there are so many people?"

"..."

Gu Ding, who was speechless, had to stand apart from some people. Zhang Haonan still acted like a normal person. The scene was not hot, but when there were more people, it gradually became hotter.

In addition, the performance was also very popular, and the local fellows who watched the excitement were also in high spirits.

There has never been a series like "Beijing Fever" before, and Boss Zhang feels it is a pity.

Because the old shopkeeper added money, more exciting and classic performances were performed on stage, such as the three-point fire-breathing, the three-point barefoot stepping on the blade, the three-point barefoot stepping on the light bulb...not to mention how exciting it was.

The sound of shit goes on and on, the sound of ouch shit goes on and on.

Probably because the excitement came so quickly, the owner of the canteen in the village came out with a tricycle to sell cigarettes and snacks. When the gongs and drums team arrived, the sound of "dong-dong" and "clang-clang" came together, and the excitement spread out like ripples.

No one has received word that there are any activities to celebrate the National Day, but what the heck, that's fine.

There are also people in the city who go to the countryside to have fun during the holidays. Fishing and picnics are actually acceptable, there are young couples driving cars, and there are also rural sketching activities organized by schools, which can be regarded as autumn outings.

But I didn't expect to encounter such a sudden bustle, so many cars were wrapped up on the country road and headed for Xiaolong River...

Boss Zhang, who caused all this, was like a carefree person, waiting for the donkey meat vermicelli noodles mentioned by the old shopkeeper to be added with pickled cabbage, which was heavy in taste but fragrant in taste.

Gu Ding, who was carefully guarding his surroundings, thought he was a professional bodyguard until his boss invited him to eat donkey meat vermicelli together.

"Oh, this donkey meat feels a bit like southwestern bacon. It's so fragrant."

"Nonsense, can the hotel chef's recommendation be any worse?"

I took a bite of the vermicelli. It was still the kind of vermicelli that was almost as thick as chopsticks. It was moistened with pickled cabbage soup and had a layer of oil on it. The taste was even more amazing.

One bite, the sour taste of sauerkraut, the meaty aroma of special donkey meat, mixed with the seasonings of the old shopkeeper, it is like a dojo in the mouth, indescribably lively, but without any odor or odor.

The solid ingredients used are the chef's capital, and the rest is the craftsmanship.

The rural road outside was suddenly jammed with cars. Many cars simply found an open space at the head of the village to park. It was like going to the New Year market. They were looking for stalls and asking how to sell which at this price. In addition, village cadres from all walks of life were busy going to the trees. National Day slogans and lanterns were hung on the walls and corners of the eaves, making the atmosphere really festive.

However, Niu Taiyuan District Chief Niu felt a little numb. He was fine when he went to the city. Now he wants to go back to the district to go to the countryside, but he can't go.

"Do you have a motorcycle?"

"I've borrowed it, District Chief. I'll ride and you sit in the back."

"I ride it myself, I know how to ride it."

There was a burst of smoke and dust, and Niu Taiyuan rode a small motorcycle towards the rural road, beeping all the way, not to mention, very efficient.

When they arrived at the place, before several village cadres from each village could take credit, Niu Taiyuan trotted to the "big stage" on his leather shoes, where the host's shouts were coming from the loudspeaker.

"I know you still want to watch classics, but classics have to be supported by all the young and old—"

"good!"

Zhang Haonan followed suit, dragging a large bowl in his hand, and then urged Gu Ding to throw some money on it. Didn't you see others begging for rewards?

Gu Ding, on the other hand, was quite speechless. Has the boss changed his taste now? So excited?

It doesn't look like he's pretending.

At this time, the autumn outing convoy organized by a middle school in Beijing happened to be blocked here. It was actually still some distance away from the destination. The accompanying parents simply suggested that it would be better to go to the market together, which was lively and lively.

The teacher leading the group was worried about safety, but one parent said that he had already seen the director of the education bureau of the southern suburbs. What was he afraid of? He just said hello.

But when they said hello, the student's parents were a little surprised: "Director Peng, what's going on? Is the district here to inspect Xiaolong River?"

"Hey, it's said that there is a big boss, and the district chief personally leads the team and plans to keep people for a meal."

"Big Boss? Why is Big Boss so big? What's the matter?"

"How do I know this? I just arrived and the car is still parked in front."

Not far away, a jeep was parked in the open space under a telephone pole. It was really impossible to continue driving in.

Such a big boss with a brand name has aroused the interest of many students and parents. They all looked through their bags and were glad that they came out today and brought their business cards, which seemed to be useful.

"Ruirui, look, there is actually a clay figurine?"

"Is this the New Year or the National Day? Are they setting up stalls for everything?"

"Let's take a walk. There's a lot of excitement ahead. Let's take a few photos. Then we'll have the material for painting."

The teacher leading the group also had a headache, so he asked several teachers and several parents to lead the group separately to avoid trouble. He also checked the time on his mobile phone to keep each other in communication at any time.

He didn't worry about anything but safety. What would happen if something happened?

Seeing several girls running around, he quickly shouted: "Huarui Rui, don't get separated."

"I understand, teacher."

The promise was made quickly, but several girls still wanted to walk hand in hand. The parents, carrying them around their necks, followed quickly with small steps. As they walked, they asked their children if they were thirsty and whether they wanted to go first. Drink some water.

Seeing various food stalls, I kept nagging me not to eat randomly outside, as I might end up eating too much.

The excitement comes so fast, everyone is curious, it's like a treasure hunt, everyone wants to know what the next surprise will be.

Return to Zhangjiagang tomorrow.