I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Therefore, it should be said that Zhong Langfu's days in Cangzhou were quite pleasant. He was eating big fish and meat during the day, and the beautiful girl was waiting at night, so that he did not want to return to the capital. Why did I go back to that place, how nice it is here! What I eat is the taste of mountains and seas, and the beautiful women who play with it. What a pity in this life!

On that day, Zhong Langfu was holding a fine wine and was playing a vulgar game with a voluptuous beauty. Duan Wenliang walked in: "Oh, Your Highness, you are really a wizard. You will come up with such a wonderful game. Duan Wenliang has been in the officialdom for so many years, the skill of flattery is perfect, and he hasn't seen what Zhong Langfu is playing before he's flattered.

Zhong Langfu smiled: "Duan Zhifu, you are too exaggerated. Your Royal Highness hasn't started playing yet. How do you know that I played a wonderful game?" Yeah! Zhong Langfu was right! You must be grounded for flattery! Can't be taken blindly.

Duan Wenliang rolled his eyes: "Your Highness must have played a game unheard of by the official, you let the official guess." Duan Wenliang looked at the dice on the table, "His Royal Highness must play the dice with the girl Qinger."

Zhong Langfu glanced at Duan Wenliang with disdain: "Fools know that His Highness and Qing'er are playing dice, so what do you say the loser should do?"

Duan Wenliang smiled fascinatedly: "It must be, it must be, lose one shirt at a time, do you think it is your Highness?"

Zhong Langfu shook his head: "No, you guess again."

Duan Wenliang frowned, "Well, who lost two clothes?"

Zhong Langfu still shook his head: "Why do you always want to take off other people's clothes, you don't want to think about it, how embarrassing it should be if your Highness loses."

Duan Wenliang chuckled: "His Royal Highness and Divine Martial Arts, how could it be lost, it must be the Qinger girl, do you say it is Qinger?"

Qinger lightly opened her lips and her face was slightly red: "Master, you're right, how can a young woman, a common man, win the third royal prince today!"

Zhong Langfu touched Qing'er's face and said with a smile: "You little mouth, it's so **** sweet, come kiss one!"

Qing'er quickly dodged back, coquettishly said: "His Royal Highness, the Lord is still here!"

Duan Wenliang understood at once, he immediately waved his hand: "Oh, oh. Xiaguan quit, Xiaguan quit!"

"Don't go, you haven't guessed what game your Highness played with the Qinger girl! Guess it!" Zhong Langfu didn't rush to Duan Wenliang.

Duan Wenliang scratched his scalp, was it right: "His Royal Highness, Xiaguan really can't guess."

Zhong Langfu looked at the girl Qinger and proudly said: "Sir Duan is as good as the case, but he guesses the puzzle but he doesn't sigh. Or would you tell Mr. Duan?"

When Qinger heard it, she blushed: "His Royal Highness, you are so bad! How can this kind of thing make the little girl speak!"

"Shy! Haha, Qing'er is so beautiful to be shy!" Zhong Langfu laughed haha. He turned to look at Duan Wenliang: "Master Duan,

Can't you really guess? "

"Xiaguan is dull, I really can't guess." Duan Wenliang showed a humble expression.

"Then your Highness will tell you?" Zhong Langfu asked mysteriously.

"Okay, okay, yes, your Highness, you say, let Xiaguan open your eyes, too." Duan Wenliang said in a boundless manner.

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Zhong Langfu swallowed: "Tell you! This game that Your Highness played with the girl of Qinger! That is, who won and who undressed, ha ha ha ha ..."

Duan Wenliang was a little stunned for a moment, and then he smiled and raised his thumbs: "His Royal Highness is a genius! He came up with such a creative game. This game is not only creative but also quite reasonable!"

"Oh! It's reasonable, how do you say a reasonable law?"

Duan Wenliang turned his eyes: "His Royal Highness, please think, how many beautiful women in the world are willing to undress in front of your highness, but they are not qualified, even beautiful women like Qing'er girl, if you want to show off in front of your highness, you have to win. Officer understands this right? "

This time Zhong Langfu was convinced by the governor in front of him. What is bragging and flattering and what is flattering, this one can be described as being to the extreme.

"Your kid just speaks, and if your highness grows up later, you must be with you."

When Duan Wenliang heard this, he was so happy that he forgot to scratch it. He quickly knelt and knelt: "Thank you, Your Highness!" Duan Wenliang finally heard some good things like return. To know that this prince, if he is developed, it means inheriting the great rule. If he was an emperor, he would still take me by his side, then I am not a prime minister! Hee hee! My Duan Wenliang is not far from the time of development.

Duan Wenliang said that he stood up happily, and a servant hurried to report his nephew for advice. Duan Wenliang waved his hand and asked the next man to go out first, and then smiled to Zhong Langfu flatteringly: "Your Highness continues, there is something to be done by the sergeant, and he will retire first."

Duan Wenliang turned around and walked out. As soon as he reached the door, he met his nephew, Wu Hongwei, and came over with a hippie smile: "Uncle, I have arrested two people who slander the three princes for you today, are you looking?

Duan Wenliang raised his head: "What did they slander the three princes?"

Wu Hongwei thought for a while: "Nephew I caught two old men this time, one of them, he even talked about His Highness behind his back, I thought it was a great disrespect for His Highness, so I caught him."

"Then where are they?"

"It's just above the lobby. If my uncle doesn't try, then I will throw them directly into the prison."

"Don't, uncle is free today, and is in a good mood, take me to see."

When Wu Hongwei heard it, he quickly led the way, "Well, well, these two old guys are standing in front of the hall."

Duan Wenliang walked up to the lobby with his mouth open. I saw two old men standing under the hall. They looked like they were not dressed like ordinary people, at least rich people.

"Who is standing next to the hall, why didn't he kneel when he saw the officer?" Duan Wenliang's sentence was already memorable, so he didn't need to think about it, and he came out.

Zhong Yehan did not speak, and Simon de Haunai couldn't help her temper: "You dog officer, you can't meet the emperor when you meet the emperor!"

Duan Wenliang didn't seem to understand: "What are you talking about? Who is the emperor?"

"Blind your dog's eyes, this long-lived grandfather standing next to Xiaguan, if you don't want to die, hurry down to me!"

Duan Wenliang looked at Zhong Yehan suspiciously, and said whether they deceived the official: "You say you are the emperor, then the official comes to ask you, what do the three princes look like today, are tall, fat, ugly, and handsome what?"

Zhong Yehan spoke, but instead of answering Duan Wenliang's question directly, he said: "I heard that you are in Cangzhou, the public security is very bad. I have a special look. I listen to people on the street saying your surname Duan, but the ability to make a case is not strong. I will first let you judge today whether I am the emperor! "

Duan Wenliang was shocked when he looked at Zhong Yehan. He had long heard that the current emperor's military strategy is a rare Ming jun. Looking at the old man, he is quite similar.