I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?
Chapter 72: Thanks to the princess
The enemy did not retreat because of the temporary failure, but continued to attack in a frenzy. Xi Ruoxuan was about to see her. She asked some soldiers to bring up the boiled things of those women. The soldiers didn't feel anything at first. When they approached, a stench almost stunned them. Why is this so stinky?
Turns out! Xi Ruoxuan mobilized some citizens to lift out the toilet at home, then poured the feces into the iron bucket, and finally heated it with fire. This is what Xi Ruoxuan saw in the book. This trick is simply too bad. You can burn it in the feces, it ’s smelly!
Even more frightening is that this dung is hot again, and this falls down to the city, and the soldiers under the city run back crying and crying, and they think this is a secret weapon. Xi Ruoxuan's move not only physically but also spiritually hit the enemy. Sure enough, the enemy under the city slowed down the offensive rhythm, which gave the city defense above the tower a precious time.
Yuliguo did not give up the offense because of the temporary defeat. They summed up their experience to deal with this unexpected situation. Do n’t you throw dirty things down, I strengthened the ground attack and used the ground offensive to suppress you!
As a result, the archers on the ground shot arrows on the towers in batches, and some soldiers died in the arrows, and the gate tower fell into crisis again. At this moment of extreme crisis, Shu Shanwei and Zheng Fu arrived with fresh troops. Although they just got up from the gentle township, but the thin camel is bigger than the horse.
After all, they are battle-hardened generals, so they don't even take a look at the enemy. Shu Danwei ordered that the soldiers should not probe, let the enemy climb up, and wait until the enemy showed up. In this way, often the enemy archers will accidentally shoot their own soldiers, and the morale of the enemy troops will be suppressed by the two visits.
Shu Danwei asked Zheng Fu and Qiu Xin to guard the city gate. He assembled the men and women to prepare for a sudden attack on the enemy outside the city. Soon, the three thousand commandos assembled, and without warning, the city gate suddenly opened. The cavalry in the city rushed out like a wolf, and the Yuli soldiers outside the city did not expect the other party to fight back, and the position was chaotic.
Shu Danwei rushed into the enemy's formation for a while, and the soldiers also fought to kill the enemy when they saw that the general was the first to take the lead. Youlijun couldn't hold on, they began to retreat and eventually developed into a flee. Shu Danwei has been chasing out dozens of miles, almost entering the territory of Uly, and then stopped chasing.
The battle was fought without warning, and it was defeated in a daze. Zhong Langyu was very happy, he hosted a banquet to entertain the heroes.
"You guys, in this battle of the defense of Los Angeles, we played the majesty of our Dayou. The coach will give you credit. The coach will report the names of the heroes to the court and let the court reward you!" Zhong Langyu said with a smile in his hand .
Shu Shanwei, Zheng Fu and Qiu Xin holding wine glasses: "Thank you, handsome!"
Zhong Langyu looked at the three generals with satisfaction: "Thanks to the three this time, if there are no three, today's Los Angeles may have fallen, so the three of you have made great contributions. The coach thank you!"
Qiu Xin chuckled: "Marshal, this time the biggest hero in the defense of Los Angeles is not us. At the end, we will feel that the biggest hero should be the concubine, or if the concubine led a group of people to give the enemy a fatal blow, we also insist not At the moment General Shu arrives! "
Zhong Langyu waved his hand: "That's a mess in the inside, what kind of feces is heated, oops! The coaches are ashamed to open their teeth."
Shu Danwei immediately retorted: "The commander-in-chief is wrong. The so-called soldier impermanence is impermanent, and the way to overcome the enemy is a good way. Therefore, the princess concubine should also be a great deed. Don't drop the name of the lady, otherwise we will not agree. "
auzw.com Zhong Langyu laughed with laughter: "It must be certain, but how dare her merits compare with a few, a few can be regarded as heroes to turn the tide!"
Shu Danwei took a sip of wine: "Daijun, please don't boast us to the sky. In fact, we are all ashamed. The enemy troops are all at the gate of the city. We are still ... Hey! Change it! "
Zhong Langyu was about to say this. Seeing Shu Danwei made it clear first, he just pushed the boat: "Yeah! Yeah! This defense battle also exposed many deficiencies in our army. Of course, the coach ’s responsibility is the greatest. The ridiculous military order of the coach should be abolished. I will announce now that generals will not be allowed to go to the Qinglou on duty in the future, and they must stick to their posts, otherwise military law will be engaged! "
The generals will raise their hands in favor. Originally, these are the things that the soldiers must obey. The commander should not ask too much.
Zhong Langyu finished his affairs and returned to his residence. He had a desire today to see his loved princess as soon as possible. Xi Ruoxuan is getting smarter recently. If it weren't for the drug trick she came up with, it would be hard for anyone to predict the consequences. Is she still my old fool?
Although some of her words and deeds are still so naive, the effect seems to be quite good. From teasing Luo Shiying to debunking Hu Feiying's fake death trick, if she is not lucky, she is definitely a smart person. Is her brain better?
Zhong Langyu thought about the recent events and strengthened his judgment. Correct! My weak Xuan may return to normal, she was not like this before. I remember when she first married her, she wore a snot every day, showing a fool. Now that these are nowhere to be seen, it must be pitying me and giving me a normal concubine.
Zhong Langyu thought about it, and there was a smile on his face, but when he walked to his residence, his smile disappeared. I saw those old maids, including Su Shaokai, who covered their noses one by one and hid far away, and there was a choking smell everywhere.
Zhong Langyu felt very strange, he asked Cui Yun: "Why don't you go in, why are you hiding outside?"
Cui Yun saw that it was Zhong Langyu, and quickly said: "It's the lady, the lady is tossing around in it, please go and see!"
Zhong Langyu is also very nervous. What on earth does Weixuan do? He opened the door in three steps and two steps, wow! A strong rancid and pungent smell almost smothered Zhong Langyu. Zhong Langyu backed away a few steps, slowing his breath, he was about to go in again. Xi Ruoxuan also escaped by covering his nose: "It's great, great, this time it's done!"
Zhong Langyu quickly pulled Xi Ruoxuan: "What happened inside, why is it so smelly, wow! Cough!"
Xi Ruoxuan also coughed for a while: "Yu Yu, I succeeded. If you move these to the tower, if those people come again, you will bring these things down to ensure that those people will not dare to come again.
Zhong Langyu quickly pulled Xi Ruoxuan out, because the taste here is really terrifying.
When he arrived at a relatively uninteresting place, Zhong Langyu asked: "Xuan Xuan, you tell Yu Yu, what the **** happened."
Xi Ruoxuan smiled with a smile: "Xuan Xuan is equipped with weapons. Yesterday that feces pee, Xuan Xuan felt that it was not stinky enough, so I added a lot of hot peppers to feces pee today. Do you think this smells choking? If **** pours down, it is guaranteed that those people can be smoked far away! "
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