I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

It is said that there is a tea house near the south gate of Luocheng. The tea house is full of tall friends. A tall man said to the short and chubby man sitting opposite: "Do n’t put salt in your face, I found that you have tasted recently. Is getting heavier. "

The man retorted: "Don't just tell me, you are all old, how can you grow tall, you can spend a lot of cloth on your clothes."

The tall man chuckled: "Haha, tell me what I am short! Yes, the master tailor said that I was in charge of fabrics. He also said that he would n’t pull that long ruler for making clothes for others. He also said that I was a big scale .. But there is no way out. I ’m the one who grows, and he grows only by drinking water every day. "

The chunky man complained: "This world is unfair, you are so tall and long, I am still so short, but it is not long!"

At this moment, a horse flew at a very fast speed, and I saw a young lady sitting in front of the horse, and a super handsome guy sitting behind the horse. I don't know how it happened, an old lady happened to walk in front of the horse. Xi Ruoxuan hurriedly strangled the horse, and the horse raised his hoof and stopped suddenly. He Jingyan had no precautions. A staggering, the whole body leaned forward. It was indeed a coincidence that a gust of wind blew over and set off the whole robe of He Jingyan. He Jingyan was empty, and this white-flowered **** was in front of everyone's eyes.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and the tall man suddenly exclaimed: "I said big brother, you don't say anything about me, what do you value my large scale, this man on horseback is the real large scale Heavy taste! "

Xi Ruoxuan returned to the Wang Mansion, and it was already dark. The first problem she had to solve was to take out a set of Zhong Langyu's clothes and put them on He Jingyan. Once you got home, you couldn't let people keep their robes all the time!

Zhong Langyu saw Xi weak Xuan came back by himself, and he let out a long sigh of relief: "Xuan Xuan, where did you go today, Yu Yu found Xuan Xuan one day!"

"I went to Murong Village to learn martial arts." Xi Ruoxuan glanced at Zhong Langyu and quickly lowered his head. After all, he was not confident in lying.

Zhong Langyu shook his head: "Xuan Xuan can't lie. Yu Yu sent people to Murong Villa, they said you didn't come at all."

Xi Ruoxuan saw that a lie had been pierced, so he had to make a nonsense: "Yes! I was going to Murong Mountain Villa, but I met He Gongzi halfway, he said he was robbed by a group of people, Xuan Xuan wanted He asked for justice, so he followed them to Yuro Mountain. "

At this time, He Jingyan just came out after changing clothes. Zhong Langyu pointed at him: "Is he He Gongzi?"

Xi Ruoxuan nodded: "Yeah yeah! Those robbers are too humane, they robbed everything from the son, and even his underwear was robbed."

Zhong Langyu was a little unbelieving. He said that the robbers are all snatching gold and silver treasures, that is, snatching clothing, and they will not be bored to grab other people's underwear. Could it be that the robber is a bit perverted!

Xi Ruoxuan saw that he did not believe it, and pulled He Jingyan: "You ask him if you came over without wearing anything."

He Jingyan scratched his head and blushed: "Miss said that those robbers are indeed inhuman."

Zhong Langyu judged from He Jingyan's response, Xi Ruoxuan did not lie: "Where is the son?"

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He Jingyan arched his hand: "Xiaosheng Luocheng Xicun, who has read some books since he was young, intends to enter Beijing for a merit test next year."

Zhong Langyu saw his gentle manner, and also liked it in his heart: "The son is at ease. When you look back, the coach will talk about your affairs with the Luocheng Zhifu, and let him send the government to get justice for you."

He Jingyan quickly waved his hand: "Forget it, those robbers are still vicious, and it's better to seldom provoke trouble. Besides, Xiaosheng hasn't lost much money, just a few silver pieces and some books."

Zhong Langyu waved his hand: "Well, how can you be a subject under my rule? We, as parents, are supposed to do things for the people. You can't shrink your head. If you shrink your head, those robbers will become even more rampant."

He Jingyan glanced at Xi Ruoxuan, which means who this is, such a big tone. Xi Ruoxuan understood at a glance: "You don't know yet! This is the commander of the three armed forces in Luocheng, the marshal of Zhennan, and the current four princes Zhong Langyu."

He Jingyan heard it and widened his eyes in surprise: "Oh! It's Zhong Shuai, Xiaosheng is courteous."

Zhong Langyu quickly put his hands on his hands: "Your son does not have to be polite. Since you are a friend of Weixuan, you are also a friend of the coach, so your business is the business of the coach. It is just that Fan Zhifu is here. . "

He Jingyan waved his hands again and again, saying that it was unnecessary. Xi Ruoxuan was not surprised, because he heard clearly in the morning that Fan Zhifu had turned to the Qiankun religion and promised to poison Zhong Langyu and the generals by poisoning them. Why! It's time to start so soon!

Zhong Langyu couldn't force him to see He Jingyan repeatedly saying: "In this case, the coach is not forced. If you have anything to say, the coach can solve it, try to solve it."

He Jingyan thanked again and again: "Thank you, handsome."

Zhong Langyu saw that there was nothing else, and said to Xi Ruoxuan: "Yu Yu is going to the lobby. This Fan Zhifu heard that you are back. He actually moved a few altars. After the generals came back, we want to celebrate Fan, why don't you come too! "

Xi Ruoxuanxin said that I must come, of course, if I do not come, this is your last supper.

When I came to the Wangfu Hall, there was already a banquet, but just because a few generals didn't arrive, they didn't open the table. Fan Hanjingzheng and the counselor Zhu Xun were talking about something. After all, they had been in Luocheng for a long time and naturally became good friends. However, this good friend wanted to give him a black hand, which was impossible for Zhu Xun to dream.

Xi Ruoxuan was most concerned about the whereabouts of poisonous wine. Did n’t Fan Hanjing say that he would send some good wines? In the side hall on the right side of the hall, Xi Ruoxuan saw five large altars. But the trouble is that there is a big man standing next to the wine altar. Obviously, this was arranged by Fan Hanjing with no confidence. Xi Ruoxuan also speculated that one of these four people may have an antidote on his body, which was specially prepared to save Fan Hanjing.

What should I do now! If I tell Zhong Langyu the truth, although the problem can be solved, my identity as a silly concubine may be completely subverted. How can a fool still be a spy! No, I have to handle things seamlessly, both to defuse the crisis and make them feel that I happened to discover their conspiracy. How can this be done? Xi Ruoxuan fell into contemplation.

The generals arrived soon. Several generals such as Yu Hai, Shu Danwei, Zheng Fu, Qiu Xin, and several other civil servants sat in turn at the wine table. Zhong Langyu first spoke: "You guys, today, thanks to Master Fan's disbursement, some good wine was sent, and the coach is not good to drink alone, so let everyone come to join in the fun."

Fan Hanjing also stood up: "Masters, generals, Fan has been serving as the prefect of Luocheng for more than three years. Thanks to everyone for your care, Fan is very grateful. Today's special wine is slightly considerate. I hope that everyone, generals, can drink without drunk! "