I Am the Cutest in the Universe

[Hot! Duke Sivir led his army to the frontier, and His Majesty the Emperor saw off the army! 】

[Blast! With millions of warships overwhelmed, where will the enemy army go? 】

【Shock! The mech appeared at a low altitude during the day because of this! Is this the degeneration of morality or the annihilation of humanity? 】

Tu Mianmian browsed the hot news on Guangnao, clicked on the last headline to take a look, and found that the headline party landlord was sprayed with blood.

He left the post absentmindedly.

The mecha that passed over the duke's mansion, Butler Anderson told him that it was the royal mecha of His Royal Highness - "Daytime".

Although it is not clear whether the action of the duke is saying goodbye to the people in the duke's mansion, but compared with this question, the matter of facing the mecha has a greater impact on Tu Mianmian .

Mecha.

That's a mecha!

Tu Mianmian was stunned.

Daytime meteors are well-deserved.

This thing was only seen in science fiction movies before!

?"

The maid was slightly excited. If so, this is too sweet!

Tu Mianmian shook his head and did not answer.

What immediately came to his mind, his eyes lit up, "Is there any other mecha? I want to see it!"

He looked hopeful and muttered to himself: "It would be better if you could try it!"

You can earn it!

The maid was surprised, she was not thinking about His Royal Highness, but about the mecha.

She nodded: "Yes. There is also a mecha button in the duke's palace, which is the mecha that the previous duchess drove."

Butler Anderson came after hearing the news and took Tu Mianmian to the collection room to see and try the mecha named "Long Night".

Ten minutes later, Tu Mianmian left this sad place expressionlessly.

Not working.

The maid looked at the cute and soft Duchess who was nestled on the soft fabric sofa after coming out of the collection room, her cheeks puffed up like an angry little animal, and her mother's love overflowed.

Although the mecha cannot be turned on, there are still many things to do!

The maid suggested: "Madam, why don't you rest at home for a few days, and then do some other things to pass the time."

Tu Mianmian was struck by the fact that he couldn't drive the mecha, he looked sullen, didn't turn around all of a sudden, and said inexplicably, "Why take a break?"

, don't overwork yourself."

Tu Mianmian reacted: "…"

This is...a shame!

!

Tu Mianmian straightened his waist aggressively, but suddenly felt a soreness in his waist, he stiffened for a while, and his momentum was suddenly gone.

He slowly retracted into the soft sofa, his serene expression was a surrender to reality, and he said softly, "Okay."

Tu Mianmian asked: "What fun things are there?"

The maid listed them one by one: "For example, watching the latest movie, visiting the newly opened commercial street in the ancient city, or playing the latest Star Wars game."

Speaking of the game, the maid introduced more: "This game has virtual mechas that you can drive, do you want to try it? Virtual mechas are easier to manipulate than physical mechas. More, as long as you have enough mental power."

Picture: !

So, after fighting for seven days and seven nights, Tu Mianmian Krypton ranked first on the Fortune List of this Star Wars game.

And, invincible.

Success is so boring, the first is so lonely. The heights are so cold.

Tu Mianmian lay in the old position on the sofa, exuding a decadent and boring atmosphere.

In such a huge duke's mansion, there was nothing that could raise his interest.

I'm so lonely...

Tu Mianmian sighed.

The maid Judy, who was sent by the housekeeper to focus on taking care of Tu Mianmian's daily life and playing games with him, looked up at the boring Tu Mianmian, and then looked down at the game world channel. The group of netizens who cried out and begged to form a team and beg to fly, almost burst into tears.

Ow! Madam is such a violent cutie! Xiaoquan punches over your mecha!

"Isn't Madam playing?" Judy asked, holding the light brain.

"How lonely it is to be invincible." Tu Mianmian pretended to say: "I am not interested for the time being."

Judy lowered her head and looked at the group of rookie netizens who swiped the screen and shouted "heavy money for the group", feeling a little pity.

"The plot of the game just came to a critical moment when the alliance and the star thieves fought. You suddenly left, and our alliance camp should suffer a lot of losses." Judy said.

"I announced to join the star thief camp." Tu Mianmian's mouth curled up, smiling like a little devil: "They are too good, they don't deserve me."

Greek Tu said: "Anyway, we are imperial people, I am not interested in the alliance."

Yes.

Judy thinks Mrs. is right.

She turned off the game on her brain, thought about it, and then said: "Madam, you have been in the duke's palace for several days, and I also saw the message sent to you by His Royal Highness the duke last night. Now, His Highness said you can go out for a walk, don't be bored at home."

"Do you want to go out and see the scenery outside, Madam?" Judy couldn't hide her confidence, "Our central star's green landscape is very well done!"

Tu Mianmian ruthlessly refused: "I don't want to move."

Judy made persistent efforts: "The hottest restaurant in the commercial street of the ancient city has developed a special snack, which is especially delicious!"

What does the ancient city of the stars look like?

Tu Mianmian was puzzled for a moment, then turned around and continued to refuse: "You can buy it directly on Xingwang, and it will be delivered to your door within an hour."

He's going to be a house rabbit.

Judy burst into tears again.

Mrs. is too squeamish! Like a cute little animal that refuses to move its nest, even refusing is so cute!

She has already thought about the name of tonight's output, and it's called Thomas 360-degree swirl invincible explosion, squeamish little sweetheart!

Although Tu Mianmian repeatedly refused to go out, Judy still did not give up, but she shoulders the high expectations of His Royal Highness and Butler Anderson!

I heard that the Duchess arrived at Chaoyang Empire for the first time. According to him, his family is gone, and he received government assistance when he first came to Central Star.

The Duchess must have a very tragic life!

Judy thought, she must let Madam forget the tragic past and fall in love with the new living environment of Chaoyang Empire!

So Judy gathered up her courage and continued to persuade: "How about Madam watch how the stars shoot entertainment shows? I have a lot of friends who have gone to watch the scene, and there have been several reality shows recently. The show was filmed in Central Star."

Judy took a closer look at Tu Mianmian's face and sighed: "Actually, Madam can go directly to be a guest, and there will definitely be many people who like Madam."

"Why do you like me?" Tu Mianmian wondered. It's not that he has a string of zero star balances behind his tail.

"Because it is in the Central Star, and even the entire Chaoyang Empire..." Judy glanced at Tu Mianmian's expression and smiled secretly: "There are very few delicate and lovely looks like Madam."

Not to mention the overall temperament of Mrs.

It looks very much like the extinct soft cute animals that can only be seen in history books: fluffy, soft, cute and adorable.

I couldn't help holding him in my hand and sucking hard.

"And our country advocates war and force. Most men yearn to join the army and look forward to the glory of fighting for the country. Therefore... they are very strong, mighty and domineering."

Judy added, "It's pretty much the same for women."

For example, she herself has worked as a civilian in the military and has to participate in practical training every day, and she has little muscles.

The picture thought about it and understood.

Oh, in the big environment, they are all tough guys/girls with eight pack abs.

Then he does…

Tu Mianmian lowered her head, pinched the soft flesh on her arm, and touched her belly that was slightly bulging from eating too much lunch.

His cheeks puffed up again, "Am I not mighty and domineering?!"

"..." Judy had tears in her eyes, flattering against her will: "Mrs. is also very powerful and domineering!"

In the end, Tu Mianmian prefers to be a guest on the stage rather than watching a star filming show.

He was once spotted by a talent scout, but unfortunately it was a small workshop with insufficient resources. It's a pity that Tu Mianmian can't sing and dance, and has no skills that he can do well. In the end, he can only regret to say goodbye to Xingtu.

This is a dream come true?

Be a star! Be a big star! After earning a year, there can be countless zeros behind the tail!

The picture is beautiful.

"Madam, look at the flow of these programs, just tell me which program you like, and I'll arrange it for you." After getting the news that Madam wanted to experience the entertainment program, Butler Anderson took action immediately .

With the order of the Duke's Palace, countless variety reality shows sent detailed plans and scripts to Tu Mianmian to choose.

"Okay." Tu Mianmian nodded. The light brain received countless program materials sent by Anderson.

The times are really different, and there is a generation gap. Tu Mianmian watched the shooting process of many programs in a row, and felt that the content of these programs was very inexplicable.

He didn't understand at all.

I was a little disappointed, and Tu Mianmian was no longer excited at the beginning.

He poked the screen of his brain slowly with his fingers and clicked on the next program.

This is a promotional video, the warm and high voice immediately vented out, domineering occupy Tu Mianmian's ears: "You are my heart! You are my liver! You are mine Love is sweet! Again! Sour!"

"?" Tu Mianmian sat up straight and became interested.

The video shows a man in fancy dress dancing happily, his voice continues: "Multiple friends, multiple roads! Multiple husbands, multiple homes!"*

Picture: "???"

"I look forward to the arrival of all the guests to make friends with me! I also look forward to a lucky guest to be my old man..."

The following video was cut off by the program team and stopped abruptly.

Picture: "..."

Good, good…

Good sand sculpture!

—he loves it! !

"That's it!" Tu Mianmian made the final call.

The author has something to say:[*]: Network jokes

#small theater1#

Butler Anderson: Please ask your wife to go out and inspect the property, so that it can be taken over in the future.

Duke Sivir: I'm not at home, let Mianmian go out to play

Judy (brain supplement +1): Madam's life is so miserable! I must make him forget the past and walk out of the house to meet the new light and heat! !

#small theater2#

I heard that Mianmian wanted to use the armor, so the Duke personally went to the field to teach: you ride the mecha, I will ride you