I Am the God of Games

As a 123-year-old gray dwarf, even in the eyes of his parents, he is still a poor, helpless, and particularly able-bodied child, but the iron felt, who is already a master craftsman, actually has an experience that matches his age—even if He has never traveled on the surface, but he has a drink in the Lava City Tavern after work every day, and he hears the returning gray dwarves drinking and bragging almost every two days.

Ignoring the narrator's boasting and wringing out the water in the story a little, the human performances in those dwarf stories are similar. Although at first glance, there is not much difference between the life of the dwarves, but in fact, the human life is due to the longevity. Because it is much shorter than the dwarves, there is no dwarves' attitude and enthusiasm for their craftsmanship. Most people just live a boring life under the rule of the church or nobles.

Coupled with the large number of humans, the gods they believe in seem to generally favor only a few believers, so that humans are very weak.

Originally, although Iron Felt didn't want to come to the surface and stay in the human territory, he didn't think how hard it would be - at most, he just built some weapons to fool humans. How difficult can it be for the dwarves who have been dealing with each other for hundreds of years? Just like the furnace guard doorman said, let's just treat it as a vacation.

As a result, he overturned the car as soon as he went out: not a single slime was touched in the mine tunnel, and the iron felt thought that the people from the mine protection team had cleaned it up, but it turned out that the slimes did not know when they gathered and merged into one. The big slime, stuck to the top of the dark mine tunnel above the portal, sneaked up and preyed on the dwarves who wanted to teleport.

The iron felt, who was caught off guard, also suffered a big loss, and was directly swallowed by the big slime. To make matters worse, the portal had already been activated at that time, sending him (and the wrapped slime) directly to the northern part of the Valla Empire on the surface, in the seemingly uninhabited grove, even asking for help from other dwarves passing by. not.

Just when Iron Felt thought he was dead this time, two human cubs and a dog suddenly appeared.

Slime, the most low-level monster, is very weak when the individual exists alone. Although the outer layer of gel is almost immune to physical attacks, the key point of the magic stone in the body is very obvious, even a child can hold a stick. It can be beaten and run away, but when many slimes gather together to become big slimes, its strength greatly increases - while the gel quality increases a lot, the magic stone does not grow much after attracting and combining with each other, and it greatly reduces chance of injury. At the same time, its huge and sticky body also endows it with extremely powerful predation ability. It is almost impossible for prey to escape without the help of others, such as iron felt, which is completely wrapped in gel.

In short, I can make a sentence in a thousand words: Those two human cubs are definitely not the opponents of this thing!

Iron Felt wanted to open his mouth to remind him, but he couldn't make a sound in the slime's body. He poured the gel with weak digestive ability into his mouth. The sphincter was about to be lost. Passing through, I am afraid that I will die and become a sticky cheese in a few moments. To know that the iron felt can endure until now, it is completely dependent on the racial talent of the gray dwarves to survive in various harsh environments, and the sturdy part obviously does not include their internal organs...

So fuck it, don't go to your family! Iron Felt roared in his heart.

But obviously the two human cubs did not have the ability to telepathically. Watching the two of them attack the big slime, Tie Fei felt that he would probably have two more cellmates and a dog soon.

The result was far beyond Iron Felt's expectations.

Those two human cubs can fight unbelievably!

One of them seems to be a warrior,

Not only did he harass the big slime from time to time with a hand sword and a small round shield, the surface of the big slime stabbed was rippling, but he also summoned a humanoid object, probably a ghost, facing the big slime. An old fist, that kind of power, even the iron felt in the body of a big slime can feel a thing or two.

Another human teenager is even more amazing - he is constantly summoning seafood to feed the big slime.

That's right, it's feeding.

From land-travelling squid to claw-fin marlin, to crabs as tall as a dwarf, giant hermit crabs with sea anemones growing on their shells, giant garden eels that keep sticking their heads out of barnacle shells and swaying slimes... None of these summons can compete with the big slime three times without being eaten...

At first, Iron Felt thought that this young summoner probably didn't have a powerful contracted beast, plus he was a bit of a cook, so he could only keep summoning seafood to cover the warrior boy.

Slimes are brainless monsters after all, they eat without restraint, and they accept all the seafood almost without refusal.

And when the iron felt was squeezed by more and more seafood to the edge of the big slime's body, and even his face was hugged by an octopus, it always gave him a feeling that he was going to be parasitized by something. When he got that illusion, he suddenly realized the other party's intention.

Just as Iron Felt had guessed, the dog who had no sense of existence since the beginning of the battle secretly went around behind the big slime... or maybe not. After all, the slime doesn't seem to have a front or back. In short, at this time, the big slime was being beaten frantically by the humanoid ghost summoned by the warrior boy on the other side, and he didn't even notice the big dog that slipped over.

And the dog also seized the opportunity, grabbed the tentacles of the octopus that protruded out of the slime's body, and pulled it out.

The iron felt's head also stretched out the big slime's body, and the dog pulled even harder when he saw it, and said "My scalp! My scalp is about to be ripped off by this octopus! ’ and risked disfigurement (referring to iron felt) to drag the grey dwarf out.

"Okay, I'll give it the final blow!" Immediately after the dwarf landed, a puffer fish stood up, took out his beloved hammer, and planned to join the battle.

As a result, he found that not only himself, but also the magic stone of the big slime was squeezed to the edge.

With an expression like "We've seen a lot of people like you who want to steal monsters", the warrior boy stabbed his hand sword into the core of the big slime.

Immediately, the big slime made a scream-like sound, and then the whole body exploded like a broken water polo. Disgusting gel spattered all over the floor, and the body quickly collapsed. The shape of seafood.

Only the gray dwarves with octopuses on their heads were left messed up in the cold wind: God is so weak and human, are those dwarves who traveled on the surface all rum in their heads!