I Am the God of Games

"Jessica, I remember you had a 'Dancer' suit, right?"

Edward asked the priest girl who was silently following behind the crowd.

"Well, that's right..." Jessica, who didn't expect Edward to suddenly talk to her, was startled, but she quickly replied: "But that suit is just a collectible on the collection page, it's itself There are hardly any attribute bonuses."

"Does that dancer suit look good?"

Edward continued.

"Ehhh?" The girl couldn't keep up with Edward's questions, so she could only answer honestly with a blushing face: "That...it's not a question of whether it looks good or not, the key is that there's too little fabric...No, it's not possible. Wear something for others to see!"

In fact, Jessica also listened to other married female players mentioning the suit, which seemed to be able to please her partner, so she did the collection task alone with a little curiosity and ignorant expectation of puberty.

As a result, the mission was given to get a dancer's suit. After seeing the outfit with a bikini-like upper body that was so cool and revealing, the very conservative mountain village girl almost died of shame.

With 'This dress must not be seen by others! ’, she didn’t dare to put such a wild outfit in her room, so she could only stuff this outfit at the bottom of the package (because there’s very little fabric, so it takes up very little space). And although I feel ashamed so I don't really wear it, the equipment itself is really beautiful, and girls like this dress quite a bit.

By the way, this collection item in the collection page of male players is the corresponding 'Prince Dress', although it is also very beautiful, but with all the accessories and fine chain badges, it weighs a full twelve pounds, which is close to the weight. Armor, like the less popular murloc helmet, it belongs to the equipment with its own debuff...

"Great!" Edward looked surprised.

His performance made Jessica even more surprised. The girl felt that her head was congested to the point of dizziness, and her heart was beating non-stop...

Could it be that Edward he—

Edward: "Trade the suit to Joe."

The girl felt her heart stop.

Jessica: ? ? ?

Joe: ? ? ?

"If I'm not mistaken," Edward didn't notice Jessica's weird expression at all, but showed a smile that he was in control of everything: "The murlocs probably have big breasts... or they like to be fatter. The prey. So no one else can lead them out, only react to Joe!"

Jessica looked at Qiao Zhuangshuo's chest, then lowered her head, patted her chest, and made a crisp sound.

[System: Jessica checked her chest, but found nothing. 】

"..." Jessica suddenly showed an expression of incomparable self-pity.

About ten minutes later.

When Goudan, who was in charge of investigating the movements of the murlocs, returned to the temporary hiding place, he saw a stranger among the crowd.

That person was wearing a colorful and neon skirt that seemed to be woven with rays of light, with a little translucent and unbelievable lightness, giving people a dreamlike feeling. Look, it's more exposed than those women soliciting customers on Liuying Street in Lancaster City.

No, it might not be called a top anymore, it was just two triangular pieces of cloth that were connected by thin ropes and covered important parts.

——And then there are the strong chest muscles and the chest hair that blows in the wind.

That person's head is more dazzling than the most extravagant crown. All the gems on it are not refracted but emit a dazzling and charming glow. The gem in the center is as deep and vast as if it contains the entire universe.

Just staring at it makes you feel like you will be deeply involved, but because of the small, delicate and lovely platinum crown.

——Then the square and angular face has a beard that does not match his age.

The person's body is constantly changing colors with light and shadow, as if woven from the clouds in the sky, light and soft, illusory and beautiful, like the feather-like ribbons of the goddess in mythology floating behind him . Obviously there are no skirt supports, but the skirt that maintains the fluffy feeling like a whalebone skirt has high slits on both sides, which makes people's eyes can't help but linger.

——Then there are leg hair fluttering in the wind under the skirt.

"Ah ah ah! Eyes!" Goudan covered his eyes and fell to the ground screaming: "My eyes!"

Wearing a dancer suit, Joe, who was furious at Goudan's performance, kicked him hard (this made Goudan pop a -1 on his head): "Shit, don't think I don't know that your pain is only on 10%. !"

While dodging the opponent's attack, Goudan laughed wildly: "I can't be the only one blind! I want to take a screenshot and post your look on the forum!"

"You dare! You are killing yourself!" Qiao turned pale in shock, took out his big sword and killed Goudan, who was jokingly dodging very skillfully.

Next to Jessica, her whole body turned gray, hugging her knees and looking like she was unlovable, she just kept mumbling softly: "...I can't have this dress anymore. Anyway, I'm just a moving wardrobe. It's just..."

Although the murlocs have not yet been tested, the team of elite players seems to have been testing back and forth on the brink of extinction.

"Does this really work?"

Because of her young age, Elina, who did not understand the lethality of Joe's dancer costume, raised her face and asked Edward curiously.

The performance of the team members also shook Edward, who had been confident, a little: "Yes, it should be fine..."

In the end, Edward decided to give it a try. Anyway, Joe's women's clothes were all women's clothes, and now he stopped the plan and gave people the feeling that he was playing with them.

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The fish people did not know that they had caught a marine iguana from there and were tearing it into pieces and eating it when a voice caught their attention.

"Hmm~" Not far away, the well-built women's clothing tycoon Qiao is twisting his body awkwardly, trying to make a gesture, and according to Edward's explanation, try his best to show his big chest muscles, when the fish people are all When looking at him, he also deliberately added some material and activated the taunting skill.

It's just different from the previous situation where he raised his voice and shouted loudly. This time, he squeezed his voice and lengthened the tone in a very tactful and strange voice: "Sun~~~ thief~~~"

The dog on the other side was lying on the ground, unable to move, with an expression of "No, I'm afraid I'm not going to be laughed to death here", he tried his best to control himself so that he didn't make a sound.

Just when Joe thought the plan had failed and those murlocs were not attracted to him, a large circle of murlocs jumped up from the ground and approached Joe like a tide. At first glance, there were about three murlocs in the entire central area. One-third of the murlocs participated in the chase!

"Fuck!" Joe only had time to roar, turned and fled.

It didn't take long for Joe and the fish people to disappear on the edge of the platform. After finally regaining the ability to move, the dog egg gave Edward a thumbs up, and then secretly chased in that direction.

His task is very simple. The dancer suit on Joe has no speed bonus, and the swordsman of the soul doesn't have many displacement skills. I'm afraid he can't last long; what the dog has to do is to stop Joe as much as possible after he is killed. Those murlocs returned to the platform, and if they couldn't do it, they kept killing the outer murlocs to weaken their power.

After Joe led away one-third of the murlocs, the murlocs on the platform were scattered a lot, and the defense circle was also reduced by a large circle, which allowed Edward and the others to be able to face the murloc high priest who was protected in the center more closely. Raid!

Using the corpses of various creatures hunted by the murlocs and some rocks as bunkers, the two gradually approached the protective circle of the murlocs. After confirming that they could not continue to approach, Edward immediately issued a signal to start.

"Alina, it's now!"

As the absolute main force, Elina immediately gathered a golden spear and launched an attack directly at the murloc high priest!

"[The Spear of Victory]!"

The golden magic spear galloped towards the opponent like lightning!

Even if Joe led away a large number of murlocs, the distance between him and the murloc high priest was still far away. Whether it was Edward's magic or dog's bow and arrows, it was difficult for him to attack the high priest. He was the only alternate saint with a skill level. Elina, who has a professional bonus, can hit the opponent! This is also the reason why Elina was chased by the fish people before.

But the magic that needs to mobilize divine power is very easy to be detected by the magician who also uses the magic. The moment Elina condensed the spear, the murloc high priest opened a light blue hemispherical magic shield. .

Elina's sneak attack was blocked by this shield before.

This time, although the distance is closer and the speed is faster, the opponent also reduces the area of ​​the shield accordingly in exchange for a faster casting speed, and still protects himself - for the murloc high priest, all the other murlocs are It doesn't matter if you sacrifice, as long as you can survive, you will win!

The advantage of less than a second was naturally unable to successfully break through the shield of the murloc high priest. The moment the golden spear hit the shield, it burst open like a broken glass product, turning into countless pieces. Dazzling spot of light.

At the same moment, the murloc high priest had ordered other murlocs to attack the two who were sneaking up.

However, because of the innumerable golden ray debris, the murloc high priest did not find that there was a red and white ball hidden in the divine spear launched by Elina!

The small ball passed through the shield used by the murloc high priest to block the magic, and at the moment of falling, a white smoke screen suddenly exploded!

The surrounding murlocs were stunned by this scene and did not react for a while.

And in the next instant, the frogman Guatu burst out of the smoke screen with the aquamarine he grabbed from the fish-man high priest in his mouth!

"Joe is dead!" Edward, who could observe the situation of his teammates at any time, immediately shouted to Elina, who was still swinging the Meteor Hammer (Bible): "Prepare to retreat!"

"Guatu, come back!" Elina shouted at the Guatu.

But Guatu was already surrounded by murlocs, and there was no way to recover it directly outside the recovery range of the girl's follower system.

Seeing this, Guatu's eyes flashed with determination. He was not in a hurry to run out, but simply shoved the aquamarine into his mouth, raised his neck and swallowed it with a thud.

"Guatu-!"

In the next moment, Guatu was drowned by the crazy murlocs, leaving a hand raised high and giving a thumbs up among the murlocs...