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After walking out of his neighborhood, Li Ming went straight to the shopping mall opposite. Looking at the three characters "Super Delicious", Li Ming hesitated. Eat so much again? Not so good……

Gululu...

Let me go, a person who is about to starve to death still pays so much attention? ! Anyway, they held this event, and they also gave me the monthly pass, so I deserved it, and there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

Thinking of this, Li Ming speeded up his pace without caring.

The high platform at the entrance of the mall is being dismantled, and everything will naturally be cleared away after the event. The [Super Delicious] dessert shop is right next to the mall gate. It is an independent facade. This dessert shop is a national chain and has a variety of Chinese and Western desserts. It is also quite popular. Famous company.

There are separate tables and chairs in the store, where customers can eat desserts and drink drinks while spending time surrounded by delicious food in this elegant environment.

Li Ming sat down directly at a table in a corner of the store, and then a waiter came over.

As soon as he saw Li Ming, the waiter immediately recognized him and said, "Aren't you Mr. Li who just won the championship?"

Li Ming smiled lightly and did not speak. Instead, he looked at the menu on the table. This move made the waiter's face change, and he asked with some surprise: "Are you going to..."

Li Ming smiled slightly, with a bit of embarrassment and embarrassment on his face, but he still took out the monthly card and said, "I just want to... try to see if this card works."

"Oh, don't worry, this card is calculated based on date. As long as it is within thirty days and within the store's business hours, you can eat for free in the store, with no limit, but... you cannot take it away." Service Sheng introduced with a smile.

Li Ming nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, then just go ahead."

"Come on... casually?" The waiter looked surprised.

Li Ming hesitated for a moment, and then said: "I'm hungry, as long as I can fill my stomach."

The waiter immediately showed an expression of astonishment. Li Ming had just won the championship and had eaten more than thirty plates. Now he was hungry again? I originally thought that the other party was going to pack it up and take it away, and I specifically reminded him, but I didn’t expect that the other party actually wanted to eat it!

"Okay... then." The waiter then turned and left.

In a short while, cakes, bread, and milk tea were all brought to the table. Li Ming was not polite. He held a fork in one hand and a spoon in the other and started eating in big bites.

Not far away, a fat man with glasses looked embarrassed at all this. This man was the store's manager Chen.

"Manager, this man is so good at eating. If he continues to eat like this, will we sell it to other customers?" The waiter suddenly stepped forward and said.

Manager Chen has dominated the dessert industry for more than ten years and has seen many big eaters from various regions. He has seen all kinds of scenes. When faced with Li Ming's eating method, he nodded slightly and said: "Others Customers are given priority. No matter how much they can eat, they are still human beings. If they eat too much at one time, they will not eat again, so give it to them.”

"Okay, manager." The waiter immediately picked up another cake and walked over.

Arriving at Li Ming's table, the waiter put down the cake and was about to leave, but Li Ming raised his hand and called out to him: "My phone is out of battery, can you help me charge it here?"

"sure, no problem."

Li Ming took out his mobile phone and handed it to the other party, and then continued to eat.

Li Ming didn't stop eating. As much as he ate, it was far more than what he had eaten during the competition. However, Li Ming did not eat one bite at a time as he did during the competition, but at a very fast speed. Instead, he slowed down. .

Looking at the cake in front of him, Li Ming wanted to swallow it in one bite, but looking at the other customers and the waiters around him, Li Ming forcibly suppressed his impulse and secretly told himself: Eat slowly, eat slowly...

Eating looks so ugly and embarrassing. Even though you are very hungry, you still have to hold back, as long as you keep eating.

Although his eating speed slowed down, Li Ming never stopped and continued eating until the afternoon.

"Sir, your mobile phone is fully charged." The waiter walked over directly.

Li Ming took the phone, put it directly in his pocket and continued eating, but the waiter had no intention of leaving.

Li Ming suddenly stopped and looked up at the other person: "What? Is there anything else?"

The waiter looked back at Manager Chen, then smiled slightly at Li Ming and said: "That's it, the materials in our store are... gone, so we have to close early today, that... you can Come again tomorrow."

Li Ming glanced at the depths of the store. The dessert counters had been cleared. Even the chef in charge of making desserts was standing at the door of the kitchen, wiping a bread knife and looking at Li Ming.

Seeing this situation, after Li Ming ate the last piece of cake, he stood up and wiped his mouth with the napkin on the table, and said: "Then... okay, I'll come back tomorrow."

Seeing Li Ming leave, Manager Chen let out a long sigh of relief. But when he thought about the other party saying he would come back tomorrow, Manager Chen couldn't help but be startled. He looked at Li Ming going out and was already planning something. After all, such a person I don’t have to eat here every day. I can ruin the store in a day or two. No one can stand it.

Li Ming came to the door of the shopping mall, stopped, looked at the door of the shopping mall, seemed to have thought of something, and walked into the shopping mall.

He took out his cell phone and took a look. At 17:36, he had spent an entire afternoon eating at Super Delicious. As for himself, Li Ming knew very well what was going to happen next. The bathroom in his home had not been cleaned yet, so he could only Let’s borrow it from the mall first.

The first floor of the mall is for electrical appliances, and the second floor is for clothing. This mall has been open for more than ten years and is an old store. Li Ming occasionally shops here to buy some daily necessities or clothes, so the location of the bathroom in the mall, Li Ming is very clear.

Go from the elevator to the second floor and then to the emergency exit stairwell. Next to the stairwell is the bathroom.

The bathroom in the mall is different. It is a sewage channel similar to a water channel. There will always be water flowing in the channel for cleaning. There are also buttons on the wall to increase the amount of water. There are multiple squatting positions on the long channel, but Drains and sewage channels are interconnected, just like a group of people straddling the same drain.

Each squat has its own space and door lock, just like a separate small room. Only one door of the six squats in this row is open, and the others are already occupied.

After entering the vacant position, Li Ming locked the door first. There was a power button on the right wall. This was the power source for flushing. It was different from ordinary household flushing. Li Ming tried to press it first.

‘Wow!’

The turbulent water rushed past quickly, and Li Ming breathed a sigh of relief. The flushing system using electric equipment was indeed powerful enough, so there was nothing to worry about. Li Ming took off his pants and squatted down.

This was originally a relaxing thing, but Li Ming was extremely nervous. He just thought silently in his heart: Everyone else should leave quickly. I can only relax when I am alone in the bathroom.

There was no abnormality in the other squatting positions. Obviously no one would leave in a short time, but Li Ming couldn't bear it any longer. He took a good posture and placed his right hand on the power source, ready to press it at any time, because once it started, it would be I can't control myself anymore!

"ah……"

A soft sound came out. At first, the basic water flow below could be washed away, but soon the basic water flow became a little insignificant. Fortunately, there was a button to increase the water flow. Li Ming quickly pressed it whenever there was the slightest sign of something wrong. .

But... after completely letting go, like a fully opened faucet, Li Ming's right hand pressed the button crazily, and the powerful electric water flow took over. Everything went as smoothly as Li Ming imagined.

The turbulent water flow is very powerful, and any object in the smooth channel will be easily washed away, but Li Ming's finger cannot stop pressing the button.

But only a few seconds later, the power supply seemed to have malfunctioned, and the water flow suddenly weakened a lot. Seeing this, Li Ming's face changed drastically, and he did not dare to hesitate. At this critical moment, Li Ming's right hand fluctuated the power supply even more crazily.

"I'll go, no, it's broken?!" Li Ming said secretly.

The canals are connected to each other. The man behind Li Ming's squatting position is looking at his mobile phone, but after every sound of water flowing under him, a 'hill' floats over. The originally silent bathroom is constantly filled with rushing water. The sound of water flowing suddenly stopped.

‘Papa…papa…’

The sound of frequent and repeated pressing of a button replaced the sound of water flow. It was the sound of Li Ming frantically pressing the button with his fingers. However, the water flow was still very small. Obviously, the power system had malfunctioned.

If the water flow cannot reach it, it will accumulate higher and higher, and it will begin to spread rapidly forward and backward along the water channel. The people squatting in front of Li Ming and those squatting behind him immediately discovered the abnormality.

"What the hell!" The man behind quickly stood up and pressed the button. However, the electric flushing system is shared, and once it is damaged, all the buttons will be ineffective.

'boom'

There was a sound of plastic breaking, and the whole bathroom suddenly became quiet. Li Ming hurriedly pressed it hard, and his entire index finger penetrated the plastic button directly and pressed it into the wall.

Suddenly, an electric current passed along Li Ming's fingers to Li Ming's body. If an ordinary person was electrocuted due to such a mistake or the equipment was damaged, he would basically be dead. But Li Ming was different. As soon as the electric current entered his body, a Unprecedented comfort is transmitted directly to the brain.

"Oh, buy it, this is so damn good!" Li Ming said secretly in his heart.

At this time, the current was like that dessert, being quickly absorbed by Li Ming's body, but the energy of this current was much higher than that of those desserts. The comfort and pleasure that the supplementary energy brought to the body made Li Ming extremely excited.

As more and more powerful electric current entered his body, Li Ming suddenly felt that he was instantly full of strength, as if his body had expanded a bit, as if something in his body had been suddenly activated.

While Li Ming was enjoying the pleasure of gaining strength, the lights in the entire bathroom suddenly went out, then came on again, and the water channel under him suddenly released a powerful flow of water, but it soon stopped. Then, the bathroom The lights flashed rapidly between dark and bright, as if someone was turning the light switch on and off quickly and frequently, then continued to flash for a few times and then stopped moving, and the bathroom immediately fell into darkness.

"What's going on? Did you just break something?!" The man behind Li Ming couldn't help shouting when he saw the light flashing a few times and then suddenly going out.

Li Ming was also a little surprised, but Li Ming, who was in the excitement, had no time to pay attention to the other party, and took advantage of the sudden darkness to have some ideas.

"It's better to take advantage of this opportunity..." Li Ming said secretly. He couldn't care so much. It was so dark that no one could see it. He felt comfortable first. Then his body completely relaxed and allowed the body to discharge waste.

Water flow fails and excrement accumulates rapidly.

But Li Ming didn't know that as the lights in the bathroom went out, all the lights on the second floor also went out, and then all the lights in the entire mall also went out.

With this shopping mall as the center, the surrounding office buildings, residential areas, and public equipment all experienced rapid power outages. This power outage spread rapidly, and half of T City fell into a power outage.

This kind of power outage is not a complete power outage, just like a lack of power or loss of power. The lights and electrical equipment switch back and forth on and off, but after a while, they eventually fall into the darkness of a complete power outage.

The shopping mall immediately fell into chaos, with all kinds of noisy discussions going on.

"What's going on?"

"What's going on?"

"Don't move things..."

"You haven't paid for this yet..."

The lights of mobile phones and temporary flashlights started to flash, and mall staff quickly came out to maintain order and stop the panic.

At this time, Li Ming breathed a long sigh of relief and finally solved the problem. He took out the fingers of his right hand from the wall. As he pulled out the fingers, the lights in the bathroom immediately became bright again, and the power of the entire mall was restored. .

The power supply of various buildings around the mall immediately returned to normal, and everything seemed to be an accident.

Li Ming opened the door to his squatting position, then quickly closed it, and left quickly without looking back. He walked out of the bathroom and turned directly into the stairs. At this time, many people gathered at the stairs, and some were preparing to leave. , some even turned on the lights of their mobile phones. Li Ming walked quickly through the crowd, went downstairs and left the mall directly.

As for the situation of the bathroom in the shopping mall, Li Ming is very clear. In terms of his own displacement, it is no longer a question of whether it is blocked or not, but how to clean it.