I am the king of hard rice

"You don't know what love is, so you don't write normal love scenes between men and women?"

Another old lover is trying to make his presence felt by his strange and eccentric temperament!

Do I understand what love is? Don’t you understand?

Li Peifeng thought for a few seconds and said slowly: "What should I do if something cannot be sold?"

“Hook up with love!”

After a pause, Li Peifeng smiled and said: "I was joking just now. In fact, this issue is very complicated. The love scene you mentioned is not difficult to write. With the popular aesthetics of Internet literature, there may not even be an author who has never been in love.

, you can write this kind of drama very well just by relying on the beautiful fantasy of love."

"But there are too many books like this on women's channels, and the authors are all women. Their writings are touching and touching. They have more empathy for women and their writing is more delicate. I am a grown man, and I think what if

Those who write this type of writing cannot compete with them. Therefore, I have downplayed the emotional line in the book and focused on the processing of the story to make the story more interesting. That is the most important thing."

He Yimeng nodded: "Then the second question, I asked you on WeChat, but you didn't answer, I want to ask it again now... Have you finished drinking the wolfberry I bought you? Are you in good health?

Not getting better?”

After saying that, he decisively handed back the microphone.

And this question seems far-fetched and seems to be considerate, but in fact it contains sinister intentions!

The audience reacted for a while, bursting into laughter.

"Hahahaha~~"

"Buy wolfberry?"

"Is this saying that the school girl has kidney deficiency?"

"Is the silver gun wax head fancy or useless?"

"It should be accurate, but this is a negative review from someone who has experienced it firsthand!!"

"No way... I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to fall off!"

It was the first time that Li Peifeng knew that more than 300 people could laugh so loudly and for so long.

"What's going on with Fengfeng? It feels like he's offended a lot of little girls!"

"When the lecture is over, we will have a good talk with him."

Yu Huizhi and Li Qiyuan sat in the audience with unhappy faces, expressing double concerns about their son's physical and mental health. Li Peifeng's true face was inevitably gradually revealed in front of his parents...

"That's wrong." Xu Manying muttered in a low voice, then poked Wu Wenyue: "Is he suffering from kidney deficiency?"

Wu Wenyue lowered her voice and scolded angrily: "You're a fool! You don't know if he's a fool or not? This woman obviously has the mentality of destroying her if she doesn't get it."

"Bitch!" Xu Maning felt uncomfortable seeing Li Peifeng being so insidiously ruined. She turned to look at He Yimeng, as if she wanted to remember this woman's appearance...

"What a sea king."

Huang Tianxuan folded her hands on her shoulders and laughed dumbly.

"If you mess around with me in the past, you'll get me into trouble! I can't forgive you if you mess up the lecture!"

The teachers and professors sitting in the front row were also joking with each other and gossiping about Li's past. Zhao Qingge was very impatient when he heard Li Peifeng's past gossip. He glared at Li Peifeng, stood up again, wanted to take the microphone, and managed the order in the venue to wipe Li Peifeng's butt.

But I heard voices coming from the stage...

"I drank all the wolfberry you bought last year."

Li Peifeng spoke calmly, with a gentle smile on his face: "I don't drink anymore now, and my physical condition is much better. Thank you for your concern for me."

Since the beginning of the lecture, Li Peifeng has used the sound of twisting the beam, but his previous performance was relatively weak. This time, he increased his power!

The sound was transmitted through the microphone to the speaker, vibrating the air in the classroom, and gently brushed through everyone's ears, as if there was a gust of wind in the room.

"After the floating clouds parted, the flowing water lasted for ten years."

Li Peifeng glanced at the audience, his eyes swept over the faces of familiar women one by one. The women had different reactions, some avoided their eyes, some looked at him without changing their expressions, some responded with smiles, resentment, and remembrance.

Affectionate expression…

"I saw a lot of familiar friends in the audience, many of whom I haven't seen for a long time. They looked a little strange to me."

"Think about it carefully, oh, I met this brother when I was a sophomore in college, and I met that sister in my freshman year. Think about it again, freshman year? That was not five or six years ago.

Son? Time flies so fast."

Li Peifeng sighed, but then smiled: "I recently reread One Hundred Years of Solitude, Mr. Huang's translation, and it gave me a lot of feelings."

"No matter where you go, you should remember that the past is false, memories are an endless road, all past springs no longer exist, and even the most tenacious and crazy love is nothing more than nothing in the final analysis.

A fleeting reality, only loneliness is eternal.”

"..."

Li Peifeng often uses the skill of "Revolving Voices", and now he has begun to get a glimpse of it. The voice that can touch people's hearts, coupled with the excerpts from this literary masterpiece, makes everyone in the classroom feel a strong sense of sadness.

The emotions were heightened and the scene was silent.

Tremble at the sound of my voice, you ignorant mortal!

Repent in my voice, you bad women who will destroy me if you don't get it!

Forget about my voice, forget about my kidney deficiency and my wolfberry!!

Damn, I now have steel kidneys and a 28cm big hook. I can kill gods and demons when I meet them. I can fight from Nantianmen all the way to Penglai East Road without blinking... But can I tell ordinary people about this kind of thing?

?Wouldn’t it mean that the more we debate, the darker it gets?

"Because of this passage, I wrote an essay."

In order to eliminate to a greater extent the negative impact that He Yimeng's question had on him, Li Peifeng decided to go to great lengths to continue hypnosis and brainwashing.

He operated the mouse to open a document titled ‘Random Thoughts’ on his laptop, flipped to the bottom, and a few lines of text were projected on the big screen.

Li Peifeng read softly, and the women in the audience had different expressions...

"There are seasons for prosperity and decline, and there are tides."

"Growth is like rushing into the sea, youth is nothing but the dust outside the body."

"Actually, it will be fine after winter."

"Snow does not have to be white forever."

"The bright moon is always there, but it's not the right place for you to stay for a long time."

Li Peifeng also felt a little emotional after reading it. He recalled the beautiful women around him in the past, and then looked at Lao Zhao and the other two girls in the audience. His heart was filled with emotion. Don't worry, it's hard to express the warmth in your heart.

I have met many women and slept in various beds in hotels near North China Normal University, but I have never been afraid of changes and turbulence in life!

He couldn't help but look out the window. There were a total of six large windows, and the moon was gone, leaving only the blue sky.

Hey, is it time?

Li Peifeng was instantly overjoyed and laughed: "Ming Yue is no longer here, let's finish class."

"no!"

"continue!"

“We haven’t asked anything yet!!”

People who were still in inexplicable emotions were excited by his words.

"Chen Yuan, look..."

Zhao Qingge asked a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a dark jacket next to him.

"Let Xiaofeng continue to talk, this is the voice of the masses."

Chen Yuan smiled and nodded, and then whispered to a teacher next to him: "You're right, you're right, I haven't seen such an interesting lecture in a long time. Well, young people are still energetic!"

There are always people who can tell that a funeral is not too big!