I Am The Only One Who Doesn’t Know I Am The Master

"Didn't see it?" Yan Shuishui looked suspiciously at the young mortal man in front of him.

This mortal was sitting at the door, only a dozen meters away from her landing point. How could she not see such a big living person falling from the sky?

But... the outer demons haven't come yet, it seems that they really haven't seen it.

She breathed a sigh of relief and confirmed again: "You really didn't see it?"

'Are you so afraid of being seen as shameful as a junior? Yeah, it's really embarrassing. ’

Lin Zhishui glanced at the long-legged girl with a half-smile, and said, "Don't worry, I shouldn't see it, I'll treat it like I didn't see it."

Yan Shui Shui was a little stunned.

Does this mortal mean to say... In fact, he saw it, but he would pretend not to see it?

Dizzy... little brother, did you see it? !

"But since I didn't attract outside demons, I must have not seen it... This guy is probably looking at me at a young age and being cute, and wants to attract my attention, so you can play with me here..."

Yan Shuishui took a deep breath, patted his forehead helplessly, and said, "Okay, then pretend you didn't see it."

She was about to turn around and leave when she suddenly glanced out of the corner of the eye and found that there was even a camera under the eaves of this small shop!

Even if this mortal hasn't found anything yet, he may just be a little suspicious, but if he goes to check the surveillance and he sees the picture of him falling from the sky, it will be bad!

After this thought flashed through his mind, Yan Shuishui's just raised footsteps stopped.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Yan Shuishui smiled awkwardly, put down his feet wearing small leather shoes as if nothing happened, turned around to look at Lin Zhishui as naturally as possible, looked at him pitifully, as if he was about to cry, and pleaded, "Little brother , you see I'm soaking wet, can you let me sit in for a while?"

While speaking, she clasped her hands and fingers together tightly against her chest, putting on a pitiful look, almost humming.

With this youthful and pretty face, the wet black hair sticks to the fair skin, and the slender eyelashes are still stained with water droplets, which is even more moving.

The corner of Lin Zhishui's mouth moved slightly.

This...why does it sound weird?

If you don't know the cause and effect and just look at the scene, according to these words, combined with the girl's expression and the water droplets flowing down her legs, someone will definitely say excitedly: I have seen this plot!

"Cough, come in."

Although Master Lin is not really devoted to the eel, he will not refuse. Anyway, he has to wait for his little snake to come over. It is okay to let her come in to hide from the rain. It is also excellent to have a cute girl chatting to relieve boredom...

"Little brother is really a good person, thank you!"

Yan Shuishui cried out with joy, and immediately flashed into the room at a speed close to the limit of mortals, not forgetting to despise it in his heart.

'My aunt knows that these mortal men can't walk when they see a beautiful girl, so I said a little ambiguous words, this guy's bones are probably crisp, and his brain must be full of filth now. ? Aunt's current appearance is only a twenty-eight girl, what a beast! I really want him to know that Auntie is forty-five! ’

Of course, she could only complain in her heart.

The top priority is to delete the monitoring records, otherwise it will be over if it attracts foreign demons.

Let's pretend to be tender for the time being... She secretly decided.

"You can hide from the rain here."

Lin Zhishui took a sip of tea, glanced at the girl, and said casually: "My girlfriend is coming to pick me up, I guess I will be there in a while, I will go back later, you can go out when the rain stops, and help me by the way. Just lock the door."

Yan Shuishui couldn't help but startled slightly and asked, "Is it okay?"

This mortal, is not afraid that she will steal the things in the store? Even if there are cameras, it's very troublesome to catch thieves, right?

A stranger to her, how to trust her so much?

And he even mentioned his girlfriend. Could it be that... he actually didn't have the idea of ​​driving a stroller?

"Of course." Lin Zhishui smiled and nodded.

In this broken shop, there is no valuable thing, including the camera installed at the door, which is just a look. As for calligraphy and painting, you can write a lot at any time. For those who do not like calligraphy, it is a Just a pile of waste paper.

Are you afraid of people stealing from such a broken store?

Moreover, from the perspective of the girl's clothes, it is obvious that a child from a rich family would be a thief and steal something like him?

Of course he was relieved.

"Thank you so much, little brother." Yan Shuishui burst into a smile.

She originally wanted to secretly use the Forgetting Needle to make this mortal forget the memory of this period, and then destroy the camera and so on before leaving. Now it seems that the character of this mortal is quite good, so let's forget it.

Then wait for the mortal to leave, and she will delete the surveillance records.

Lin Zhishui glanced at the sky outside the door and said, "However, it won't be long before the rain stops, you don't have to wait too long, and you don't care about the rain, right?"

-Anyway, you're already soaking wet, are you afraid of the rain?

"How do you know?" Yan Shuishui looked at Lin Zhishui in surprise.

This light rain was formed by her technique of praying for the rain. The dharma body of 'Gonggong' she cultivated was the inheritance of Taoism passed down from dirty earth and construction wood. On the first day of the 'Qintianjian', she was able to see through the sky. Today's 'Festival' on the second day is the best at praying for rain.

She prayed for this light rain in order to use the magical power of the 'Yushi' to find the exterminating bird with the rain spell. The cloud is not big, and it will end soon.

And this mortal... can actually see it?

She also said that she didn't care about the rain, and always made her feel that the other party had seen her through.

But this person is obviously a mortal. How can the seniors take shelter in the house in order to go home and need someone else to pick them up?

Well, I should just be overthinking it.

she secretly said.

"Of course I know, it's easy to see, right?" Lin Zhishui smiled slightly.

In fact, he just checked the analysis of the relevant experts on the Internet. It is said that this sudden rainfall only covered the city, and this kind of low-water rainfall was only a shower.

Of course, he wasn't quite sure about the scientific theories among them, so he could only fool the little girl.

"You must have guessed it, right? Don't lie to me, I'm not a child." Yan Shuishui pursed his lips deliberately, and snorted like a 28-year-old girl.

Lin Zhishui shook his head amusedly and said, "Only children can say they are not children. Old guys like to pretend to be young people."

Yan Shuishui opened his mouth, but didn't dare to say anything. He was a little helpless, but he could only hold back. He couldn't say that he was forty-five, right?

"Speaking of which..." Lin Zhishui glanced at the sky outside the door and asked casually, "Have you had a conflict with the elders in your family? When you come out alone, aren't the elders in your family afraid that something will happen to you?"

"My parents don't worry about me, she will take care of me..." Yan Shuishui muttered, and looked at Lin Zhishui with some surprise, "But little brother, you guessed it well."

Somehow, this mortal guessed so accurately, it always gave her an inexplicable feeling of being seen through.

Lin Zhishui just smiled and said nothing.

A rebellious girl who doesn't go home in the middle of the night and is exposed to the rain outside on a rainy day is so naive, of course she is in conflict with her parents.

Seeing the mysterious smile on this mortal's face, Yan Shuishui became more and more strange in his heart. He couldn't help but ask strangely, "By the way, little brother, why are you talking so strangely?"

She found out that this mortal's speaking style, half ancient and half white, gave her the feeling... just like the master and the old seniors who have lived for hundreds of years trying to learn how to speak modern people, but habitually using some Same old saying.

Could it be... Are you studying ancient Chinese?

"Cough, I'm used to it, I haven't changed it a bit."

Lin Zhishui coughed slightly in embarrassment, and couldn't help being silent.

I have communicated too much with the guests in the past few days, and I can't change it for a while...

Alas, in the eyes of these post-00s who generally like to chat with awsl, xswl, xxs, etc., I am afraid he has become a dull old guy, right?

'Have you gotten used to it? ’

Yan Shuishui was a little puzzled, and couldn't help asking, "Are you an actor, or a dubbing CV?"

"Just a layman selling calligraphy and painting."

Lin Zhishui shook his head slightly, and was too lazy to explain too much to the child.

"Oh, so you are a calligraphy and painting shop. I said why there are four treasures of the study." Yan Shuishui suddenly glanced at the pen, ink, paper, inkstone, etc. on the desk.

"Do you like calligraphy?" Lin Zhishui couldn't help but ask, UU reading www. uukanshu. com Judging from the temperament of this girl's dress, it seems that she also came from a wealthy family, maybe she can develop into a customer?

"I've studied for a while, but I'm not interested, but the elders in the family like it." Yan Shuishui shook his head.

"Oh fine."

Lin Zhishui didn't say much, his calligraphy and paintings are no different from waste paper in front of people who don't like calligraphy.

At this moment, the phone rang, he took out his phone and saw that it was indeed his own little snake, so he was connected.

Immediately, She Xilu's voice of grievance and fear sounded from the opposite side: "Hello...Hello? I...I can't find your store...It's dark here, and it's still...going around, I...I...I'm afraid..."

Lin Zhishui said with some humor: "You're here to pick me up, are you still afraid? Okay, then don't look for it. Just wait for me at the cross road in the street and at the bus stop."

"Oh, then you... hurry up..." She Xilu said quickly.

"Okay, just wait." Lin Zhishui smiled.

After finishing the call, he picked up the satchel packed next to him, waved his hand to the girl, and said, "I'm leaving first, you can hide from the rain in the store, and remember to lock the door for me when you leave."

"Okay, goodbye little brother." Yan Shuishui couldn't wait to wave goodbye.

If it weren't for the fact that this mortal is kind-hearted and honest, and looks good, she would have had the patience to pretend to be a poor girl, and she would say a little brother, vomit...

Vomited.

After pretending to be tender and chatting for so long, this person can be considered to be gone.

Hurry up to delete the monitoring records, and she will go back soon to ask Master for credit.

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