I Am The Only One Who Doesn’t Know I Am The Master

The night was filled with light, and a thin mist of water slowly emerged, and then dissipated without a trace, revealing a long-legged girl wearing a short-sleeved skirt.

"Little Pines, here I come again."

Yan Shuishui smiled and put his hands behind his back, stood in front of the pine tree by the door of the calligraphy and painting shop, and asked, "Don't you remember me again?"

A face appeared on the bark of the main trunk of the pine tree. He looked at Yan Shuishui in a daze. After a long while, he opened his mouth and said slowly, "Remember."

"Little Pine Tree, your master said it, and you will leave it to me to take care of you in the future, and I am willing to let you cultivate into a human being. You have to be obedient."

Yan Shuishui touched its bark with a smile, and said, "Wait a moment, I will build the altar of prayer for heaven now, and ask the Taoist line of 'dirty earth and wood' in the upper realm to grant you a dharma body."

"Thank you." Pine Tree said slowly.

Yan Shuishui just smiled and said nothing. Then he looked around and said, "Well, this open space is almost enough to build the altar of prayer for heaven."

After all, she waved her hand, and a boxy mahogany table appeared in the open space in front of her. The table was also covered with a thin layer of gray-white bark. The bark was coated with strange patterns and resin. As paint, a large number of patterns are pieced together, appearing to form a tree-like shape.

She explained with a smile: "This is the altar of prayer for heaven. I have a Taoist tradition on the side of filthy earth and wood. The altar requested is made of wood, and the bark is used to carry the law. Only in this way can we communicate with the 'dirty earth and wood' that are far away in the heavens. '."

The face of the pine tree looked at the pattern on the table in a dazed way.

"And offerings."

Yan Shuishui stood in front of the table, stretched out a slender hand, and brushed slowly over the top of the table, only to see sacrifices appearing on the table.

There are ginseng, licorice, ganoderma lucidum, snow lotus, Polygonum multiflorum... and other herbs, fruits and flowers, as well as three kinds of roots, and thirty-six leaves of various varieties, and a string of copper bells hangs in the center.

"Three kinds of roots, eighteen kinds of flowers and fruits, thirty-six kinds of leaves... Well, these are almost all sacrifices."

Yan Shuishui confirmed the sacrifices on the table, and explained casually: "This is the first time to set up the altar of prayer for heaven, just to give you the Dharma body of the first day of customs, the requirements for sacrifices are very low and very basic, with modern technology It's easy to grow these plants horizontally, so I just cobble together during the day."

Immediately, she waved her hand again, placed a heavy wooden board on the empty place on the table, and began to place wooden cards on the wooden board.

On the wooden sign are written the names of mythological characters, Fuxi, Nuwa, Shennong, Gonggong, Zhurong, Jumang, Leishu…

Yan Shuishui's eyes swept across these gods one by one, and asked, "Little Pine, has Senior Lin taught you the official history of the cultivation world?"

There was a hint of confusion on the face of the pine tree, and he shook his head, and the needles on his body also swayed gently.

"Then I'll talk to you about science."

Yan Shuishui smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing complicated, it's probably...

"A long, long time ago, a catastrophe occurred in this world, which caused a great change in the world, and outside demons roamed recklessly. The practitioners could not absorb the spiritual energy of the heavens and the earth to practice, and they were almost wiped out by the outside demons. Therefore, the gods of the upper realms thought about it. A new path of practice has emerged, which is now the way of the 'dharma body'.

"Dharma body, it can be said to be a miniature, simple shell of the fairy god, uh... It can also be said to be a copycat version.

"With the help of the altar of prayer and communication with the gods of the heavens, you can attract the attention of the will of the gods. Once selected by a god, that **** will drop his power and turn his inheritance power into a 'dharma body'. Give it to the vulgar, and in this way, you can get a certain degree of power of the gods.

"Although it's just a copycat version, which is very different from the original version, but after all, it can also give a glimpse of the magical powers of the immortal family, and it is also the basis for the mortal world to fight against external demons."

Speaking of which, she found that the face of the pine tree was a little confused, as if she didn't understand, and she couldn't help saying:

"Well, you seem to only understand modern vocabulary, don't you?

"I think... um... In modern terms, this altar for praying for heaven is actually a job fair. Every Taoist tradition is a company that recruits talents. , Taiyin Tianyuan ... and so on can be understood as various companies.

"And now you seem to be participating in an interview. The interviewer is my Taoist tradition of dirty soil and wood construction. As for the interviewer, it is the will of the gods represented by these wooden plaques."

After Yan Shuishui rambled on like this, Pines, who was a little demented, finally nodded his head as if he had realized it.

She breathed a sigh of relief and said: "So, you understand now, this prayer altar is to help you apply for the inheritance of 'dharma body', if any immortals see you, you can start The Dharma body has practiced."

The face on the pine tree thought for a while, and asked a little nervously: "What if there is no immortals looking at me?"

"Will not."

Yan Shuishui shook his head and said: "In the history of the cultivation world, there has hardly been a case of failure of the prayer altar, even if those immortals with high status do not look down on you, there will be second-class, second-class ones. If you don't like it, there will be more inferior... You will always be chosen by the gods, and you are still a pine tree, and you are inspired by the immortals such as Senior Lin, maybe it is a hot item. "

"What if many immortals take a fancy to it?" Pine Tree asked again in doubt.

"That doesn't matter." Yan Shuishui said with a smile: "You can choose which immortal **** you want. This is your freedom."

Pine Tree thought for a while, and asked in doubt, "Is there any difference between a high **** and a low god?"

"There is a difference, but not too much."

Yan Shuishui folded his arms and explained carefully: "Generally speaking, of course, the higher the level of the gods, the stronger the magical power of the body, but it will not be too exaggerated. After all, the biggest difference between the gods of different gods is" The upper limit, but in the mortal world, this limit is actually meaningless, because even a peerless master who has broken through the fifth day's barrier, with a complete Dharma body, can't compare to a real immortal."

"Oh, then just pick one that's pleasing to the eye, right?" Pine Tree nodded dully.

"Uh...you could say the same."

Yan Shuishui nodded hesitantly, and then said: "But it's always right to choose a high-ranking immortal. Although you are a tree demon, there are many immortals and dharma bodies I have built and built that are suitable for you, such as among the five emperors. The Qing Emperor, or the wood **** Jumang."

"Of course…"

She paused and said, "Your ideal dharma body is Shennong, one of the three emperors. Unfortunately, the three emperors' status is too high. There are very few inheritors of the dharma body of the three emperors in history, so the possibility is very low."

"Oh, I see." Pine Tree said eagerly, "Let's start then."

Yan Shuishui smiled and said, "Okay, this prayer altar, at least there must be a practitioner of the same Taoist lineage who has passed the first day's pass to preside over it. I just meet the requirements."

Pine Tree couldn't help but wonder: "Where did the first Dharmakaya practitioner come from?"

"How do I know this? Just like the chicken-and-egg problem, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is meaningless anyway."

Yan Shuishui shrugged and didn't say much. He walked to the altar of prayer for heaven, chanted the mantra lightly, and tapped the edge of the bark on the table with his fingertips, which happened to be the root of the tree diagram.

Not long after, there was no special movement on the altar of prayer for heaven, but the wooden plaque on the second floor began to tremble slightly, and the copper bell also made a crisp sound.

She knew that the will of the gods had already noticed it at this time.

"go."

Yan Shui Shui gave a light drink, and while the mana was continuously integrated into the altar, he also transferred this invisible will to the pine tree behind him.

And her eyes are paying attention to the ranking of many immortals, and she has some expectations in her heart.

I don't know which immortals will take a fancy to the small pine tree and show up for it?

The next moment, the wooden plaque on the table gradually became quiet.

Then, after a short period of silence, I saw blurred phantoms slowly emerge from the wooden plaque and projected into the air.

At this moment, many phantoms were suspended in mid-air, and each phantom exuded a trembling grandeur.

Among them, the three headed like the stars holding the moon, one is a phantom of a woman wearing a feather coat with a loving smile, the other is a phantom of a majestic man holding a star map and a different book, and the other is a phantom of a grassy, ​​friendly and easy-going smile. phantom of the old man.

Headed by these three, the sights of phantoms are all staring at a young pine tree not far away.

"How... how is it possible..."

Yan Shuishui looked at this scene almost sluggishly, and murmured, "It turns out... all of them are here..."