I Am The Only One Who Doesn’t Know I Am The Master

After Cheng Qiyue left, Lin Zhishui tidied up a little, put his beloved brush in the pen case and stuffed it into his bag, then closed the store and went home.

The rented house is in the old town, not far from the calligraphy and painting shop, and it only takes 20 minutes to walk.

Lin Zhishui walked slowly and leisurely through the old community, climbed up the fourth floor along the corridor with peeling walls, and came to the door of his house.

He didn't knock on the door, just took out the key and opened the door.

—The roommate at home couldn't hear the knock anyway, unless it was a hard knock.

When changing shoes, Lin Zhishui glanced at the closed door of the master bedroom. Judging from her completely reversed routine, she was probably sleeping.

He didn't knock on the door, anyway, every night, his dinner time was this guy's breakfast time, and the two met for a period of time every day.

Lin Zhishui lightly walked through the living room and put the bag back in his bedroom. After checking the time, there was still more than an hour before dinner time. Just in time for a rest, he lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone.

First open Dousheng and take a look. The video posted two hours ago has only three likes, one of which is his own.

And the other two likes, you don't have to think about it, they must be the two guests who have followed his Dousheng account, and one of them is the beautiful guest who is suspected of being a star.

Every time he posts a video, this woman will like it, she is a fanatical fan.

But no matter how crazy, there are only two fans, what's the use?

"Master is wandering..."

Lin Zhinan let out a long sigh, but felt that the world was so unfair, and instantly lost interest in TikTok.

Or the water group.

Open QQ, most of the groups with many acquaintances are dead, and the only group that shows 99+ unread messages is a bit dazzling.

This active group is a fan group for a novel. He has been in the group for a long time. First, he likes the author's book, and second, he is very familiar with the author.

At this time, the group was chatting enthusiastically, and upon closer inspection, it turned out that they were talking about such unnutritious topics as love and marriage.

Looking through the chat records, I found that the author who is the group owner is also in the water, and is vigorously criticizing the cohabitation behavior, and just sent a voice.

"It turned out to be in the water group." Lin Zhishui couldn't help laughing, and clicked on the voice.

A soft, sweet and sweet female voice sounded on the phone, and she only listened to her critique:

"I laughed, are you confusing cohabitation with premarital cohabitation? Cohabitation before marriage is justified, after all, it is a trial marriage, and you can get acquainted with each other's lifestyles, but only if you are already engaged, if there is no premarriage premise , cohabitation is just for the convenience of buying Coke, and it is not responsible at all."

Although her voice was a little too sweet, she was quite convincing when she said such sharp words.

"The author Ji is indeed an old driver, with a sweet voice and rich experience!"

"The author Ji is indeed an old driver, with a sweet voice and rich experience!" +1

As soon as the wolves in the group heard the author's voice, they became active and copied it in unison.

Lin Zhishui was amused. As a wise man, he should have interrupted the rereading, so he casually sent a message:

"No wonder so many people outside can't find a partner. It turns out that single dogs are busy helping others solve their relationship problems."

As soon as these words came out, the group fell silent for a moment.

Half an hour passed.

[Group owner] The world's most lovely author: "I'm going to code, good night everyone."

The corners of Lin Zhishui's mouth curled up, and regardless of the angry group members, he turned off the group and got up to cook.

After dinner was ready, Lin Zhishui took off his apron and walked to the door of the master bedroom. After smashing the door hard, he almost shouted across the door with a roar, "She Xilu! It's time to eat!"

"okay…"

After a few seconds, a slightly out of breath female voice came from the master bedroom.

Lin Zhishui ignored her and went back to the kitchen to serve the food.

After he brought the porridge and the two dishes to the table, the door to the master bedroom finally opened.

A girl wearing cute pajamas with a slightly thin and petite figure walked out of the house with slippers on. Her long hair was obviously combed, but there were still a lot of stubborn hair sticking up tenaciously, and her forehead was a little messy. Her hair covered her brows and eyes, and her straight nose was also blocked by her huge black round-frame glasses, so she could only see her tightly pursed lips and a small chin.

Her skin was slightly pale, and at first glance, she hadn't seen the sun for a long time, and her temperament was a little gloomy.

Lin Zhishui sat down behind the dining table and smiled meaningfully as she watched her approach.

Seeing him smiling at her, She Xilu looked away uncomfortably, avoided looking at each other, sat down opposite him, lowered her head slightly, and quietly pulled the corners of her clothes with her fingers, straightening the wrinkled pajamas. At one point, he stammered and said, "You...why did you come back so early tonight?"

"Why are you sitting across from me? Do you want me to yell and talk to you?"

Lin Zhishui glanced at her, got up, walked to the chair on the right beside her, sat down, and moved the chair to her side, almost touching her, before leaning into her ear and saying, "Today I made some money, so I stopped working early and came back to accompany you, aren’t you happy?”

"No...No need..." She Xilu's cheeks were habitually hot, she stuttered in response, and at the same time she moved to the side stiffly.

"You're my girlfriend, why don't you use it?" Lin Zhishui smiled and moved along.

"I said...I said it was just online...Online dating, I didn't want to talk about it..." She Xilu blushed more and more embarrassed, and waved her little hands with some lack of confidence, but she didn't dare to turn her head to look at him.

"Oh, you mean you're a scumbag?" Lin Zhishui looked at her with a half-smile.

"I'm not... I... I'm only nineteen..." She Xilu lowered her head halfway, her voice trembling slightly.

"Oh, yes, let's eat." Lin Zhishui picked up the chopsticks and handed them to her, and said with a smile, "But you will be twenty in two months. Well, the legal age for marriage is approaching. , shall we go to collect the certificate on your birthday?"

She Xilu was carefully picking up a cold cucumber with chopsticks, and when she heard this, her hand shook, the cucumber fell off again, and petrified on the spot.

"What's wrong?" Lin Zhishui looked at her suspiciously.

She Xilu mustered a lot of courage to make herself turn her head to look at Lin Zhishui. I've... got the certificate with you? You... don't..."

Lin Zhishui's smile deepened, and he leaned into her ear and said with a low smile, "When you were in the group just now, didn't you say that living together before marriage is a trial marriage? I thought you were planning to marry me, Are you just going to live together? Are you going to just buy Coke?"

She Xilu's face was flushed red by what he said, and she lowered her head in embarrassment, wishing she could stick her face to her chest.

And Lin Zhishui seemed to have found a fun game, stared at her even more eagerly, didn't speak, just looked at her with such a smile.

This girl's personality on the Internet and in reality are basically two people.

On the Internet, she is an accomplished writer. Her words are sharp and a little sarcastic, and she is not surprised when she drives occasionally. When she speaks, her voice is sweet and crisp, and she speaks fluently.

In reality, however, she was the exact opposite.

Not only is he highly short-sighted, but he is also deaf in his left ear, deaf in his right ear, and has a relatively serious social phobia. Even if he is so familiar with Lin Zhishui, he still stutters when speaking, and his physical condition is a bit bad.

After being stared at by Lin Zhishui for a long time, She Xilu seemed to be about to cry, and pleaded softly, "Don't make it hard for me, I haven't...you...you stop staring at me..."

"Student She Xilu, you're clearly embarrassing me, okay?" Lin Zhishui deliberately sighed, "It's been almost three years since we've been talking, and during the year we've lived together, I respect you very much and never force you to. You, I didn't touch you much, didn't you keep rejecting me?"

She Xilu opened her mouth a little aggrievedly, wanting to say that you have touched it many times, how can it be considered that you have not touched it much?

But she couldn't say anything, she pursed her mouth, and after a long while, she said weakly, "But...but I said, you can go...you...you, you, don't hit me..."

As soon as she finished saying this, she saw Lin Zhishui's face turned cold, and she immediately regretted it. She hurriedly moved to the side again, and almost half her buttocks left the chair.

She still remembered that after saying this last time, Lin Zhishui pressed her on the table and spanked her so many times that she couldn't sleep well all night and shed a lot of tears.

- Of course, she will not admit that she is too shy, UU reading www. uukanshu. com cried on the spot.

"You know you're afraid of pain, so don't say such things."

Lin Zhishui snorted lightly, and after being silent for a while, he suddenly reached out and grabbed She Xilu's shoulder, twisting her body around, staring at her bewildered eyes hidden under her hair and under the lens, with a serious expression on her face. said:

"I'll confirm with you one more time. I will never go back on what I promised. You rescued me the day we ran to find out. If you weren't in this situation, it wouldn't matter if you let me go, but now... I don't I may leave you alone, and besides, I didn’t mean to discuss with you when I said these words, this is a decision, you understand?”

She Xilu opened her lips slightly, wanting to say something, but she nodded in grievance.

Lin Zhishui sighed, waved his hand, and said, "Let's eat."

She Xilu obediently held the chopsticks, looked down at the porridge in the bowl, and ate the 'breakfast' honestly, without daring to raise her head, as if to guard against the preserved eggs and minced meat in the porridge jumping out to scold her Like a coward.

After a while, she secretly glanced at Lin Zhishui from the corner of her eye, hesitated for a moment, and whispered, "Yes... I'm sorry..."

"What do you apologize to me for?"

Lin Zhishui glanced at her angrily, "Forget it, I've gotten used to it for the past three years."

"I'm sorry..." She Xilu lowered her head halfway and asked weakly, "Am I going to... drive you crazy?"

Lin Zhishui smiled: "Driven crazy? Anyway, I'm a fake boyfriend in name only, you don't have to force me, you'll be crazy if you don't."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment. Why did he feel like he was driving?

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ps: She (shé).