I am the only one who is normal among the chuunibyou in the world

Chapter 21: You can drive on this broken road.

On July 15, the weather was super sunny.

Shi Ling woke up from his sleep and stretched out on a big bed.

What came into view was a huge room with exquisite pink wallpaper on the walls, pink bedding, a beautiful chandelier on the ceiling, and a mural at the head of the bed. He got up and saw a luxurious courtyard through the window. The courtyard was green and there were servants pruning branches.

The door opened and a maid came in with a glass of water.

"Drinking a glass of water in the morning helps gastrointestinal peristalsis." The maid's voice was crisp and pleasant. Shi Ling was about to take a closer look at the maid, but suddenly, the maid's round breasts shook, and not only that, the whole room shook.

Shi Ling woke up again and found himself sitting on a Wuling Hongguang. The car was driving towards the countryside. The further it drove, the more remote the surroundings became. The further it went, the harder it was to walk, and it was very shaking.

You can actually drive on this broken road.

Not long after, Wuling Hongguang drove into a village and stopped in front of a roadside courtyard. The courtyard looked quite old, and the outer wall was made of exposed blue bricks, but the door and the courtyard were quite large. Wuling Hongguang drove directly in, and then Shi Ling saw a house with a civil structure. The house was in the shape of the word "concave". It had only two floors, but there were many rooms, and the stairs were wooden stairs.

This surprised Shi Ling. What era is this? There are still such houses? Have you considered applying for World Heritage?

The ancients born in 1990 once said: Dreams are the opposite.

They were right. Shi Ling had just dreamed of a big house, a luxurious room, and even a maid, but in reality, everything was the opposite.

Shi Ling and his friends got out of the car, and a large group of children surrounded them.

"Big Brother, you're back? Did you bring us anything delicious?"

"Big Brother, who is he? Did you bring us anything delicious?"

"Big Brother, Second Brother, when do we have dinner?"

Shi Ling looked at the group of children. Why did they keep talking about food? How long have they been hungry?

Big Brother waved his hand and said, "Children, I'm in a good mood today. Let's have a big feast and eat to our heart's content!"

The children cheered immediately. Only then did Shi Ling notice that the children's clothes were very worn and old, with big holes on their knees and elbows, and their collars and cuffs were very dirty, and they all looked pale and skinny.

Shi Ling hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "It seems that this is God's will. Zhao Zhi, take me to the kitchen, and I'll show you my skills."

As he said that, he lifted up the plastic bag and revealed the yam, lotus root, cucumber, and eggplant inside.

Everyone was horrified.

"Big Brother's Kiku-ichimonji!"

"Divine Sword of the Divine Sword Style!"

"Brother, what are you going to do?" Zhao Zhi asked in horror. This brother wouldn't...

Shi Ling said, "Don't just stand there. Take out all the ingredients in your inventory. I'll make you a delicious meal."

"No!" Zhao Zhi quickly grabbed Shi Ling, "Brother, you are a guest. How can I let you into the kitchen? And using the Divine Sword of the Divine Sword to cut vegetables is too luxurious, right? No, no!"

Shi Ling: "."

You can't use yam to cut vegetables even if you invite the God of Food today?

"No, I have to go into the kitchen today. I just want to know what you vegetable swordsmen eat? What do you use to cut vegetables?" As he said that, Shi Ling went straight to the kitchen. His nose had already smelled a fragrance.

Zhao Zhi and the second brother quickly followed Shi Ling into the kitchen. A group of children were also peeking curiously outside the door.

Shi Ling walked into the kitchen and found that there was nothing special about it. It had everything, including kitchen knives, chopping boards, steamers, iron pots, stone stoves, and firewood. It was no different from an ordinary kitchen.

The second brother walked in, picked up a kitchen knife, and said, "We are different from ordinary people. We don't use iron knives, but wooden knives, because we have sword energy and can make wooden knives as sharp as iron knives!"

Shi Ling: "."

I understand, I understand everything.

Zhao Zhi said, "The damn supermarket owner sold us wooden knives at the price of iron knives. It's really a case of a tiger falling into the plain and being bullied by a dog. When the younger generation of my Demon Sword Sect grows up, I will make him pay back a hundredfold."

Shi Ling: "."

No, the boss really didn't bully you.

The second senior brother took a piece of the best cured ham and started to chop it. He said, "Guests, please go to the living room to rest. I will cook a table of delicious dishes soon!" Zhao Zhi said, "That's right. We don't have to be tight on money today. We have obtained the Tianque Divine Sword of the Divine Sword School. We are already famous. It won't be long before there will be a steady stream of apprentices coming to us to become our disciples. By then, we can eat a lot every day!" The children outside the door cheered immediately. Shi Ling asked, "I have another question. I don't know if I should ask it or not?" "Brother, please tell me!" "I really don't understand how your swords were 'made'?" Shi Ling felt that the masters who created the Divine Sword School and the Demon Sword Sect must be two wise men, but the disciples didn't understand. Otherwise, why didn't they go to the vegetable market to rob? The blue moon rose, and the world became mentally ill, but there were also mild and severe ones. The severe ones were like Zhao Zhi, who used vegetables as weapons, and the mild ones lived a real life. Although they could also see all kinds of swords and shadows, they chose to live a peaceful life.

But Shi Ling is special, he can't see anything.

Zhao Zhi's face darkened, and he said: "This is a secret of our sect, but brother, you are not an outsider, so it's okay to tell you. In fact, our sect has a mysterious sword-making room, and our weapons come from this sword-making room." It was brought out. Unfortunately, when our Demon Sword Sect was defeated by the Divine Sword Style, the sword-making room was also destroyed. "

Shi Ling frowned. He heard that the Divine Sword Style also had a sword forging room. It seemed that this was no coincidence.

The second senior brother said: "At that time, the master would always make a phone call, and soon there would be a new sword in the sword-making room. I think it should be for the sword-making master in Longquan Town."

Shi Ling:?

"Do you still remember the phone number?" Shi Ling asked.

The eldest brother and second brother shook their heads regretfully.

But at this time, a child suddenly said: "I remember, it is 15XXXXXXX39."

Shi Ling immediately took out his cell phone and dialed. After a while, an emotionless female voice came out:

"Hello, Meituan Vegetable Distribution Center is here to serve you. Please tell us the delivery address and the vegetables you need, and we will deliver them to your door within three hours."

Shi Ling hung up the phone. He had no money in his account, but he understood everything now.

The head of the Demon Sword Sect and the head of the Divine Sword Style are definitely not normal. No, it should be said the other way around, they are probably normal! As normal as myself.

The head of the Demon Sword Sect is dead and was killed by the head of the Divine Sword Style. No one knows why there was a dispute between them. Shi Ling guessed that it was probably because these two sensible people could not tolerate each other.

I have to find out whether the leader of the Divine Sword Style is a normal person. Maybe I am not a special case. There may be "normal" people like me in this world.