I am the only one who is normal among the chuunibyou in the world

Shi Ling opened the door and walked in. The iron gate of No. 1 Middle School was in vain.

Altoria:?

Boss, are you so reckless? Didn't you agree to infiltrate?

"It is said that the defense line of No. 1 Middle School has three layers. In addition to the Door of Truth, there is also the Way of the Sage behind the door. It is said that this road is full of various traps. Once unauthorized personnel break in, , will be killed immediately by various traps." Altoria looked around very carefully. There were many stone statues on both sides of the road. The stone statues were very strange, as if they were staring at the intruders.

Eltoria immediately and calmly put on seven layers of protective shields for herself, wrapped herself tightly in the magic cloak, and finally took out the magic crystal, ready to deal with emergencies at any time.

"Be careful, these smells are likely to be deadly poisonous gases!" Arturia immediately warned nervously as a scent wafted from both sides of the road.

Shi Ling:?

poison gas? Isn't it floral?

He strode forward, and what hit his nostrils was the refreshing fragrance of flowers, and the chirping of birds not far away. It was really a good place with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. He couldn't help but twitch his nose and smell it a few more times.

Altoria:?

Boss, you're not afraid of poisonous gas, so you're still inhaling? You look down on this poisonous gas, right?

Eltoria quickly cast a poison gas isolating magic on herself, and then she continued to follow Shi Ling with peace of mind.

Not long after walking, Eltoria suddenly saw many tombstones appearing on both sides of the road. The tombstones were penetrated, and many chains were connected to the holes of the tombstones. The other end extended under the land, and there were actually some dry long ropes on some of the land. The strip-shaped object, upon closer inspection, turned out to be a dry arm!

"Watfalk!" Artoria was so frightened that she uttered two words, her voice even trembling.

These shouldn't be.

"Roar!" The ground was suddenly turned over, and withered arms emerged from under the ground. Then, corpses in ragged clothes crawled up from the ground. These corpses were in horrible death conditions, and some had holes in their heads. There was a big hole, some had only the skeleton left in half of the body, and some had huge rips in the chest.

These terrifying corpses suddenly moved and rushed towards Shi Ling and Eltoria at extremely fast speeds, their rotting mouths immediately biting them.

Eltoria screamed in fright. She hugged Shi Ling and clung to Shi Ling's back like an octopus. Her ribs felt painful against Shi Ling's back.

"What are you doing?" Shi Ling asked.

Eltoria said in horror: "Don't you see? There are so many zombies, they are about to rush over, ah!"

Eltoria screamed, she was so frightened that she closed her eyes, her whole body hanging on Shi Ling's body.

Shi Ling: "."

Zombies? Aren't they just a few wooden signs blown by the wind?

The first wooden sign reads "No climbing on trees to prevent injuries from falling." Very straightforward and impersonal, 0 points.

The second wooden sign reads "Please pay attention to the spring under your feet." Very tactful and artistic, but has no warning effect, 5 points.

The third wooden sign reads "Flowers and trees are for viewing only, please do not climb." It is relatively ordinary, more than above, less than below, and scored 6 points.

The fourth wooden sign reads, "Take steps and pay attention to the grass below, and dust your fingers to avoid blurring your eyes." It's perfect, poetic, and has a warning effect. It makes people pay more attention. 10 points!

Full score 100 points!

Also, how do you pronounce the word "shan"?

Seeing this perfect wooden sign tilted all over the place, Shi Ling couldn't help but stretched out his hand to straighten it. Such a good sentence must be seen by others.

Altoria:?

What? The strongest corpse king could not do anything to Shi Ling, and was even pushed back to the ground by Shi Ling? What a powerful force this is?

Eltoria admired Shi Ling.

"Speaking of which, you are so strong. Why don't you just come by yourself? Why did you call me?" She asked helplessly as she watched Shi Ling enter the No. 1 Middle School as if he were entering his own back garden.

Doesn't this make me look weak?

Shi Ling said: "I'm not sure about entering No. 1 Middle School, so I need your help."

Eltoria looked at the three levels ignored by Shi Ling with a speechless expression: "Is this the legendary Versailles? The boss is indeed a boss, so strong and yet so humble."

What Shi Ling said was true. He was really not sure about entering the No. 1 Middle School. He turned around and walked towards the girls' dormitory after walking on this road that he was very familiar with.

Seeing Shi Ling's familiarity, Artoria asked again: "You seem to be very familiar with this school?"

Shi Ling said: "Before the blue moon rose, I was studying in this middle school and was in the rocket class. One time, I did not perform well in the exam and got the second grade. I occasionally failed to get full marks in physics, chemistry and biology. My English was okay, and I was basically able to do it. I got full marks, but not in Chinese and mathematics. Every time I took the exam, I was still three or four points away from the full score.”

Altoria:? ? ?

The boss of Versailles, right?

But Eltoria keenly grasped a key point, that is, before the blue moon rose, the protagonist was actually a student of the No. 1 Middle School? Then why was he transferred to the Ninth Middle School? Is it because of what he experienced?

Shi Ling passed by a small pavilion and sighed: "Back then, I took a nap in this pavilion. When I woke up, seven or eight students lined up to ask me questions. Although I didn't understand anything, I still I tried my best to explain these issues to them, and they seemed to benefit a lot, and their grades improved by leaps and bounds. Of course, this is all due to their own efforts.”

Altoria:?

Eltoria has a lot of question marks on her head today.

"So you know how important those textbooks are to me, right? They all represent my glorious history! But when the blue moon rises, everything disappears like smoke." Shi Ling sighed.

Altoria was shocked: What? Are those books of evil gods actually the masterpieces of Shi Ling? Could it be that Shi Ling once suppressed all the evil gods and sealed them in those books? And because he couldn't stand the harassment of countless people who were bewitched by power, he came to the Ninth Middle School incognito and lived in seclusion?

Eltoria's thinking began to derail and develop in unpredictable directions.

They walked for seven or eight minutes and finally arrived at the destination Shi Ling wanted to come to - the girls' dormitory!

"Altoria, I have to rely on you from now on!" Shi Ling asked sincerely.

"Ah? Oh? What?" Altoria was a little surprised. She thought she was just a pendant, but she didn't expect that Shi Lingzheng was asking for something from her.

"Use your magic to disguise us as female students from No. 1 Middle School so that we can sneak into the girls' dormitory. In addition, I also need you to find out the dormitory where Yang Xiaoyue is located."