I am the only one who is normal among the chuunibyou in the world

I can’t eat Yangzhou fried rice anymore, so I can only eat a bowl of Northeast Chaos. Damn it, where did all my money go?

Oh, I remembered. I had a fight with a certain "magician" half a month ago and knocked down all the billboards in the subway station. Then he asked me to compensate for 70,000 yuan in damage to public property. Is this wrong? Do the people at the Underground Traffic Management Office think that I, a super-minimized person, have the ability to destroy so many billboards? Stealing, right?

And your billboard will automatically restore itself, so you still need to pay for repairs? What's more, in my eyes they are all very good!

Fortunately, the Underground Traffic Management Office obtained Shi Ling's enrollment certificate. After seeing the "Level 0 Super Micro-Ability Person" on the enrollment certificate, they determined that he was not the one who broke the billboard, so 99.9% of the public The property damage was all compensated by a certain magician, but Shi Ling still needed to compensate for the only electronic billboard that was shattered by his fist.

So Shi Ling had no choice but to pay the fine willingly, because it was indeed his fist that broke it, and his fist was bleeding from the glass.

The level 6 peerless strongman who was scratched and bleeding by the glass is so funny!

The peerless strong man who was surrounded by five level 5 powerhouses was unscathed, but was scratched by the glass of the electronic billboard. A level 7 god-level electronic billboard, right?

As a result, Shi Ling fined him this month's living expenses. The other magician was still dissatisfied and even argued: "I'm not convinced. This admission certificate must have been tampered with by his ability. He is a level 6 expert!"

Shi Ling wanted to rush forward and strangle this idiot to death.

Shi Linren became angrier and angrier as he thought about it. He thought about it more and more when he took a step back. He wanted to find this magician and beat him up.

After thinking about it, Shi Ling returned to the apartment door, and then he keenly discovered that the apartment door was not closed.

There is a situation! Shi Ling remembered that he had locked the door.

Shi Ling immediately became cautious. He quietly opened the opened door, and then tiptoed in. Then, he saw a half-crouching figure in the dark room, opened his refrigerator, and kept talking. Looking for something.

Shi Ling immediately rushed forward: "You little thief, punch me!"

Shi Ling had long recognized who this person was, and he was that idiot!

He knocked this idiot over with one punch, but she was still whining and chewing on the red bean paste bread. Then, Shi Ling turned on the light and saw a petite blond girl lying on the ground.

She is not tall and very thin. She is wearing a magic robe. The robe is the magic uniform of the No. 2 Middle School in City A. The upper body is a uniform, and the lower body is a short skirt and black stockings. Her magic hat has gone somewhere long ago. It is pure white. He held a piece of bread tightly with his little hands, then put it in his mouth and kept chewing it, like a hamster.

"Arya, it's been a while, I haven't seen you for a while. Your lock-picking skills have improved. You're showing off your talent by going to learn magic circle. Have you considered playing a supporting role in "Now You See Me"?" Shi Ling asked.

"Hello, Shi Ling, but I still want you to call me by my full name: Artoria. In addition, "Now You See Me" is not suitable for me, "Harry Potter" is suitable for me." This blond girl Said by a very proficient Chinese.

"Okay Arya."

Arya said: "Also, what I did was not picking locks, but magic. Why can't you remember it?"

"I see Arya."

Shi Ling's tone was unkind, and he didn't have a good impression of this blond girl. Who made her cheat him out of a month's living expenses? She was so good, but she asked him to have a fight at the subway station. Fortunately, no one found out.

"I said you level 5 experts are too busy to panic, right? Just come and ask me to fight if you have nothing to do. Don't you know I'm very busy? I'll have to pay the appearance fee next time." Shi Ling touched his chin, with Al in front of him. Tolia, followed by Yang Xiaoyue, two level 5 strong men discovered her, found her, attacked her, and then were beaten to the ground by herself. This was definitely not an accident!

"Someone posted a bounty on the Long Bukong forum and marked your location. The last mission I took over failed, and then it was taken over by another anonymous person. I don't know who it is, but it seems that you have defeated that one. People." Artoria had finished eating the bread and started to eat the cake.

"What's Long?" Shi Ling didn't hear clearly.

"The dragon is not empty."

"What's not empty?"

"The dragon is not empty."

"What's the matter with Long? No, please speak carefully and don't eat and talk at the same time. I can't hear you clearly."

Artoria didn't stop eating. She said while eating: "My common law is very accurate, that is, the Dragon Bu Kong Forum."

Shi Ling: "."

Someone actually discovered his traces and posted a bounty mission on a certain forum. This was no small matter. He had to find that person and beat him up. His peaceful life could not be destroyed.

"Has the debt been paid in full?" Shi Ling asked. After asking, he knew that he had asked a stupid question. This melon girl was so hungry that she had come to beg for food. She must have no money.

A level 5 strong man who is short of money is ridiculous.

"I haven't paid the full compensation, so I came to find you." Eltoria said seriously.

Shi Ling immediately shook his head: "I don't have any money. I picked up all the refrigerators."

"I'm not asking you to borrow money. I accepted a bounty on the forum and asked you to cooperate. After the event is completed, we will share the bounty equally." Artoria is not the idiot Shi Ling said. There is no stupidity among level 5 strong people. Yes, as top experts, their wisdom must not be underestimated.

Shi Ling said righteously: "Who do you think I am? I just want to live a peaceful life and have no interest in getting involved in your disputes."

"The reward is 200,000."

"Time, place, what is the reward mission?" It's not that Shi Ling has no backbone, but she gave too much.

Eltoria finished the cake and started to eat pudding. Shi Ling didn't stop her because those were expired foods. She ate and said: "Time: three days later, location: Sea of ​​Life Biotechnology Company, mission target: Top Secret Plan No. 007, after the task is completed, I will hand in the plan and then transfer the money to your card."

Shi Ling asked: "Is this forum you mentioned reliable?"

"It's okay, the industry has good reviews, I only took one order, the reward was 500,000, but it failed and I lost 300,000." Eltoria said calmly, as if 300,000 was nothing.

Shi Ling nodded, and then pretended to give the idiot another blow on the head: "The bounty of 500,000 is to trouble me, right?"

"Don't! The punch you just made broke my thirteen-layer energy shield. If you hit me again, I will definitely die. You don't want 200,000 to disappear, right?" Eltoliya asked nervously.

Shi Ling: "."

The stronger the strong, the more careful Shi Ling has to be. Be careful not to kill them accidentally.

"I say, what does the Sea of ​​Life Biotechnology Company research?" Shi Ling asked for information.

Eltoliya started to pick her teeth. She had just secretly eaten a bag of expired vegetarian tripe, and then got something stuck in her teeth. She said: "Researching robots."

Shi Ling:?