Huaxia, Dongshan Province, Antai City, Antai Psychiatric Hospital.
"9528, it's time to eat. "
The dormitory was a large single room, and on the bed lay a man in a hospital gown with 9528 printed on his chest.
The man got up and said, "Got it." Then he
walked out of the dormitory and came to the cafeteria.
At this time, the cafeteria was full of people and noisy.
Someone shouted, as soon as the sky dies, Huang Tian should stand, the age is in Jiazi, and Lei Gong will help me.
Then he plugged the wire into his body and turned it into black charcoal.
"3867, 3867, wake up, wake up, fast, paramedics.
Tang Yin looked at the man and didn't know what to say, this kind of thing didn't happen once or twice, and it seemed that only he was relatively ordinary and normal in the entire mental hospital.
Another person stood on the dining table with a rice bowl, raising his arms and shouting. I am the sun!,
and then his body fainted with a golden glow.
[Look, your patient has already started to exert his strength, why don't you keep up quickly?]
Tang Yin looked at the subtitles in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Five years ago, he was already in a mental hospital when he crossed into this world, and he did not inherit the memory of his original body, and he was originally going to pretend to be a normal person and then re-examine him and be discharged from the hospital.
Soon after, the subtitle appeared, and for five years, he had been pretending to be a normal person, and the medical staff had not reviewed him, and he had always regarded himself as a mental patient.
Moreover, none of the patients in this psychiatric hospital had fuel-efficient lamps, some even held flames in their hands, and some of them turned into thunder and shouted at night to shatter the darkness with thunder!
Although these mentally ill people are not ordinary people, they are no match for nurses holding frying pans.
Fight the god of thunder on the top, and hit the sun god on the bottom.
The entire psychiatric hospital was beaten out of psychological shadows, and except for a few thorns, no one dared to jump out too much.
"By the way, what are you?"
Tang Yin finished eating, sat on the empty seat on the side and ate by himself, for five years, he didn't figure out what the subtitles in front of him were, and followed him endlessly, popping out a line of words from time to time.
What made him remember it deeply was the last time the dean inspected, this guy actually popped out a sentence. [Do you see the royal sister in front of you? Although she is an existence that you can't provoke, but we can outwit it, the formula of the aphrodisiac is, five garlic, six peanuts, steamed over high heat, boiled into a paste, and applied externally!]
If I hadn't seen the word garlic, I would have really believed its dog words.
Tang Yin was eating well when a patient came over and sat opposite Tang Yin.
The man looked at Tang Yin with deep eyes and said, "You said, a nuclear bomb can destroy an urban area in Sakura Country, will there be a qualitative change if the 1,000 bombs are thrown on Mount Fuji?" Tang Yin looked
at the patriot in front of him, and pretended to be deep and said: "Hmm." It would be even more wonderful if you added a few hydrogen bombs. The
patient's eyes lit up and said, "Tang Yinye, who knows me." Then
he raised his hands and shouted, "All the heavens and all worlds listen to my orders, and the nuclear bomb will help me!"
Then the silver light between his hands appeared, and gradually began to converge, and it really looked like a nuclear bomb.
Tang Yinton felt bad, and hurriedly fled here with his job.
Not long after Tang Yin, a frying pan flew over.
"2869, do you want to blow up the cafeteria!"
the flying pan knocked the patient unconscious with lightning speed.
Tang Yin, who was in the distance, was shocked when he saw this scene, this was not the first time this guy had come to him.
The first time he came, he was blown unconscious, and the second time, the nurse came in time and bombarded the two of them in place and locked them up for three months.
Tang Yin breathed a long sigh of relief and thought: "Fortunately, labor and management run fast, if you take a step slower, you will be affected by your son of a bitch."
After eating, Tang Yin finished packing up the tableware and was about to go back to the dormitory, when a voice stopped him.
“9528。 "
Huh?"
Tang Yin turned his head and saw that the acquaintance was the nurse who had killed him and his fellow patient in the first place, and this attack was also from this person's hands.
"Sister nurse, I'm honest, I've been conscientious for five years, but I haven't caused trouble in the hospital. The
beautiful nurse sneered, she didn't expect Tang Yin's reaction to be so stressful, it seemed that she was scared of being beaten by herself.
"You've been doing well over the years, but can't you care about your sister's relationship? "
[This chick is very handsome, although you can't beat her, but we can outwit her.] Above, if you are not careful, eat it tofu, after all, you are a psychopath!]
The corners of Tang Yin's mouth twitched. I'll you.
I didn't suffer less from the subtitle in front of me before.,But I've been miserable.,I can't be fooled anymore.。
"Then the nurse sister, I'll go back first.
After speaking, Tang Yin ran faster than a monkey, and hurriedly rushed back to the dormitory.
Back in the dormitory, Tang Yin hurriedly closed the door.
Fortunately, labor and management run fast, this girl is not a good person.
"I am the Jade Emperor, break it for me!" A
shout came, Tang Yin looked over, his door was blown open, and he immediately held his forehead, not daring to look.
A handsome man walked in and said, "Brother Tang, I miss it after not seeing you for many days." In the past three months, I have a deep understanding in confinement, and I have come to discuss with my cousin!" Tang
Yin looked at him in a daze, what are you talking about, you are talking about the Tao.
I just believed his at the beginning.,Pick yourself up and don't finish.,If it weren't for the cute and beautiful nurse sister to stop it, I'm afraid I'd die here.。
"It seems that in three months, Brother Wang's Taoism has increased again. The
handsome man walked towards Tang Yin with a wicked smile on his face, waving his hands from time to time.
Tang Yin took a few steps back in fear and said, "Brother Wang still doesn't know how powerful I am." The
handsome man was stunned and said, "Brother Tang has any moves, I will take it
!" Tang Yin shouted: "Sister nurse save me!"
Then a figure fell directly from the roof, and the ground smashed like a spider web.
The man was wearing a pink nurse's suit, with well-developed biceps, and a lively King Kong Barbie!
The handsome man immediately panicked when he saw the visitor.
"Brother Tang, you don't talk about martial arts! you don't .....
" Before the words were finished, King Kong Barbie picked up the handsome man's collar with his right hand and said: "8662, it's not honest when you just come out!" After speaking, King Kong Barbie's
eyes flashed fiercely, and his arm waved quickly, directly throwing the handsome man out. It crashed through several dormitories before stopping.
She jumped up and flew straight over, so fast that she could only see a phantom.
Then came the screams of the handsome man.
Tang Yin looked at this scene and wiped his cold sweat, this mental hospital seemed to be not a normal person except for himself, and everyone's strength exceeded the scope of normal people.
God knows how he's been all these years.
Boom!
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