I Am the President of the University

Chapter 445 A real person

At night, the moon and stars are sparse.

The pure white moonlight is pouring on the earth. On Ludao, where the air quality is better, you can clearly see the astrolabe all over the sky when you look up.

The presidential suite has a separate balcony. Chen Hao is lying on the seat, and there are several bottles of happy water on the small table next to him.

The corners of his mouth curled up like the moon in the sky.

I feel very happy.

Because at this moment, he was talking on the phone with Qian Jiahui.

I don’t know why a sudden idea occurred to me. Chen Hao suddenly said:

"Jiahui, let me tell you a joke!"

A soft voice came from the phone.

“Good duck! ”

"Ahem."

Chen Hao cleared his throat specially, and then just recalled the joke, and a smile appeared on his face.

"One day, the scientists in heaven gathered together and played together. I don't know who suggested it, so they started playing a game similar to hide and seek. The rules are like this. If you find and catch someone, you need to shout loudly. Name him so you can eliminate him."

"At the beginning of the game, Ampere, who was the catcher, quickly discovered Newton. Newton was standing motionless on a one-square-meter piece of ground. Ampere ran over and grabbed him and shouted: Newton!"

Chen Hao held back his smile and asked Qian Jiahui, "Jiahui, do you know what Newton said?"

"What did Newton say?" Qian Jiahui also asked curiously.

"Newton said: You are wrong, I am not Newton, I am Pascal!"

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he felt that the air in the other party's area seemed to be stagnant, and he touched the back of his head.

"Aha, isn't that funny?"

"Well, I don't quite understand why Newton said he was Pascal...what does that mean?" Qian Jiahui said a little cautiously, fearing that speaking too directly would hurt Chen Hao's self-esteem.

Chen Hao explained: "It means that when Newton stands on one square meter of ground, it becomes 1 Newton/square meter (1N/㎡). This is the unit conversion of the pressure unit Pascal."

Qian Jiahui shuddered, but still pretended to be funny.

"Oh, that's it. Hahaha, so funny!"

Listening to the laughter from the other side, Chen Hao's mouth twitched. This laughter was too fake.

Chen Hao was a little unwilling, gritted his teeth, and decided to try again.

"Jiahui, let me tell you another joke. This one is absolutely hilarious!"

"Okay, tell me, I'm listening~"

Chen Hao turned sideways and took a sip of Fat Boy's Happy Water, and then said:

"The junior high school physics teacher said: Hello, classmates, we are starting to learn a new subject - physics!

The high school physics teacher said: My classmates, what you learned in junior high school can only be regarded as common sense of life. Now we will start to learn real physics.

The general physics teacher at the university said: Classmates, you have learned some scientific knowledge in high school. Now we will start learning real physics.

The theoretical physics teacher said: Students, you have learned some physics concepts in the general physics class. Now we will start learning real physics. "

As soon as Chen Hao finished speaking, Qian Jiahui burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, so funny, so interesting."

But the laughter stopped after more than ten seconds.

Because Chen Hao never spoke.

"Ahem, actually I think it's quite interesting, really."

Chen Hao just asked quietly: "Jiahui, was it a bad joke I just told?"

"Ah this..."

Qian Jiahui hesitated for a moment, then bit his teeth lightly, his eyebrows curved, and his eyes seemed to contain the vast starry sky.

"I'm sure it's a bit cold. Are all the jokes you students tell so hard-core? As a liberal arts student, I feel completely stupid."

"I..." Chen Hao was speechless for a moment and felt a little embarrassed.

He could talk about papers, scientific research or computers all day long, but when it came to jokes... he really didn't read much.

Qian Jiahui's voice followed by the next sentence made Chen Hao stunned for a moment.

"But I'm quite happy."

"Why?" Chen Hao couldn't help asking.

"Chen Hao, who can't tell jokes, made me feel that you are a real person." Qian Jiahui confided his heart softly.

"Because you usually give people the impression that you know everything and know everything. It seems that no problem can stump you."

As he spoke, Qian Jiahui puffed up his cheeks and looked very cute. He said in a somewhat aggrieved tone, "I feel like I am the protagonist in the game of life in the novel. He is clearly beside me, but he feels out of reach." "

Listening to Qian Jiahui's words, Chen Hao twitched the corner of his mouth and vomited bitterness and said: "It's unfair, can you blame me?!"

Chen Hao continued sadly, "Well, actually, do you know? I just want to be an ordinary person, the kind of ordinary person who spends 300 days of 365 days a year collecting rent and the remaining 65 days to travel and rest."

"Hao, you are very Versailles now, do you know that?"

Qian Jiahui had a black streak on her head. If Chen Hao was in front of her, she would definitely bite him hard.

Is this still human language?

She took a deep breath and decided to change the topic. She would go crazy if she continued this!

"By the way, I remembered something."

"What's going on?"

Qian Jiahui and Liu Ye frowned, adjusted their sitting posture, and said, "I was scrolling through Douyin while eating today and came across a video of your school."

"Video? What is it about?" I knew that the other party would definitely not mention this suddenly. Since it was mentioned, it must not be an ordinary matter.

"I'll send it to you via WeChat."

Qian Jiahui said and then sent the video.

…

Half an hour later.

After talking on the phone, Chen Hao was still lying on his seat, tossing and turning while watching the video sent by Qian Jiahui.

"This is not a good look."

The content of the video is outside the Shaw Library of Guanghua University. Some students are sitting on the steps of the library, studying under the lights of the library building.

I found the original video through the video's Douyin account. The title is: I don't want everyone to think that Guanghua University is an Internet celebrity university. In fact, Guanghua University and its students are working hard to make progress and move forward!

As for the text "Guanghua University Library - 11:00 pm" at the beginning of the video.

As for clicking to comment, let’s split it 50-50 between positive and negative reviews.

"Poison Chicken Soup, can't we go back to the dormitory?"

"Are you all here using the WIFI to watch short videos? (Funny)"

“I was still scrolling through Douyin at 11 o’clock in the evening…”

"I guess it's because I'm cramming for the final exams soon, right?"

"Guanghua University, a second-tier school, still has such a learning atmosphere? Are you sure it's not staged?"

"It's amazing... I didn't expect Guanghua's style of study to be so good. I'm so impressed!"

"Why isn't there a 24-hour study room? Isn't Guanghua University very rich?"

Chen Hao fell into silence at the end.

Many domestic university libraries have a closed system, such as opening at 7 or 8 in the morning and closing at 10 or 10:30 in the evening.

But there are also a few schools, such as Xi'an Jiaotong University, Tianjin University, Jilin University, Beijing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics, Hohai University, etc., which have set up 24-hour reading rooms, which are also self-study rooms.

Chen Hao stood up suddenly and walked into the room.

Sitting in front of the computer, Chen Hao shouted, "Egg, bring up the surveillance footage near the school library."

Dandan (Lin Chiling’s voice): “Good master~”

Then the computer screen instantly switched to the surveillance screen near the library.

After some adjustments, the images from the last four surveillance cameras were displayed in the shape of the word "tian" in front of Chen Hao.

In the video, there are more than ten or twenty students studying attentively under the light outside the library building.

Some seemed to be answering questions, some were typing on the keyboard on the computer, and some were holding books and reciting them softly.

The time at this moment is 11:15 pm.

Chen Hao sighed softly.

"Dandan, call up the videos of these four probes after 11:30 last night..."

After watching the videos from the last few nights in a row.

Chen Hao's chest seemed to be blocked by something.

What makes him angry is, why has no one discovered it?

After calming down, he whispered:

"I'm going to the site tomorrow night to have a look!"

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It really hurts. A mentally retarded man upstairs kept pushing and sliding the doors and windows, making a loud noise.

From 10pm to now, it rings every few minutes. Is this guy sick?

Am I about to have a nervous breakdown? ? ! !

Big speechless event! ! ! ! ! !