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After that, the two of them had a much easier trip. The Skeleton Turtle didn't appear again. They were basically dregs like Piranha, Chestnut Boy, and Noku Turtle.

Usually at this time, Dianwen would use a fireball to prevent the magic value from overflowing and wasting.

And if there is no overflow, the number one thug must be allowed... ah no, it's Gao Dewei, it's a trivial matter to him anyway.

After walking all the way, about two hours later, the two finally entered the interior of the Demon King's castle.

Probably because there was a celebration outside, there was basically no one in the castle except for the occasional mob.

However, what is more bizarre is that there are many bottomless pits in this castle, just like those in the game.

In this regard, Dian Wen felt sympathy for the people living in this castle. This kind of job where you could die if you accidentally slip when you get up at night to go to the toilet is simply more pitiful than the standard cannon fodder black bodyguards in M ​​country movies.

"Um, Brother Di, are you really okay?"

At this time, Gao Dewei stood on the other side of the pothole, looked at Dianwen opposite, and asked kindly.

After all, the hole between the two of them was a bit too big.

"no problem."

Dianwen just said this, then kicked off his legs and jumped to the opposite side like a swimming dragon.

Double jump ability is not guaranteed.

Seeing that Dianwen landed safely, Gao Dewei breathed a sigh of relief. Now he doesn't expect to be able to "scare Dianwen to death" to complete the branch line, so he definitely hopes to have more helpers.

"Hey, how did you two get into the castle?"

When he was relaxing, a voice suddenly came from behind him.

Then another voice followed.

"Maybe you want to peek at dad and mom having sex."

"Here, is this already known to everyone? Or have you always had this idea?"

Dianwen complained speechlessly, turned around, and faced the two people who suddenly appeared.

Then he discovered that the two people opposite him were really not human beings. They were almost humanoid monsters. To be more precise, they were Bowser's two youngest sons.

"Ah, kid."

Thinking of a certain prop in his backpack, Dianwen put on a friendly smile and said, "We are not here to peep."

"Don't look at me dressed like this. In fact, I recently changed my career to be a courier. No, your mother bought something online. I heard it was for her two youngest sons."

He raised his hand in a pretentious manner and blocked it with his other hand. He muttered something like he was reading the express delivery list: "Well, Larry and Morton, are you? I'm here to give you a gift. "

‘I’ll go, Brother Epi, you are so awesome. Remember the names of these two boys, but you actually made up a lie in a few seconds, and you told it as if it was true, without changing your face. ’

Looking at the smile on Dian Wen's face, Gao Dewei felt guilty. This expression was so similar to the one Dian Mo Wen had when he tricked him before.

He looked at the two mini-bosses in front of him with pity.

'It looks like the number of victims is about to increase again. ’

"Well, what gift?"

"Mom's gift?"

When Dianwen called out his name, Larry and Morton believed it on the spot.

They walked towards Dianwen happily and unsuspectingly.

"Well, this is it."

When the two reached a certain distance, Dianwen took out the human bone from his space backpack.

That's right, the two youngest sons of Bowser mentioned in this prop are the two goods in front of you.

When Pianwen took out the human bones, Larry and Morton's expressions changed immediately. They drooled all over the floor and stuck out their tongues.

'Do you two actually have dog genes? ’

Gao Dewei stared blankly, already a little unable to keep up with the development of the plot, but he also knew that these two small bosses should be solved relatively easily.

‘If my guess is correct, Brother Diao will lure the two of them closer and then give them a sap. After all, they are Bowser’s sons. Killing him might arouse Bowser’s anger. ’

But just when he thought so...

"Let's go~"

Dianwen grinned and without saying a word threw the human bones towards the hole behind him.

The next second, as if by instinct, Larry and Morton landed on all fours, then jumped out chasing the human bones, and at the same time, they did not forget... "Woof".

"[Beep——]! The ending is wrong!! And the [Beep——] is actually a dog barking!!"

Gao Dewei was stunned, his mood fluctuated and he almost refreshed the progress bar again.

"Done."

Dianwen clapped his hands relaxedly, completely unaware of how crazy he felt he had done.

"Hey, hey, Brother Epi, isn't this good for you?!"

Dian Wen blinked his eyes in confusion and said, "What's wrong? Oh, just worry about Bowser. It doesn't matter that we will have already left by the time he finds out."

"Is this the point?! These two boys are not even ten years old! You just tricked them to death without changing your expression?! Doesn't your conscience hurt?!"

"Oh, you mean-"

In the middle of Dian's question, he suddenly heard a sound behind him. Looking back, it turned out that Morton had not fallen. He was now holding on to the edge of the pothole, while Larry was holding on to Morton's feet and holding something in his mouth. Human bones.

Seeing that the two of them were still alive, Gao Dewei breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said: "Brother Epilepsy, it's still too late to remedy the situation."

"Well, you're right."

Dianwen nodded seriously, then took out the hammer, walked to the edge of the pit, and squatted down.

"You bastard, you stupid uncle with a red hat, hurry up and save us, or my dad won't let you go!"

Morton opened his mouth to curse, with a ferocious expression on his face. He probably wanted to eat all the flesh off Brother Wen's body if he was given a chance.

‘Oh~ NPCs can say dirty words. ’

This thought flashed through his mind, and Dianwen showed a "kind" smile. The corners of his mouth were widened, making him look particularly evil.

"why_so_serious?"

As the words fell, the hammer fell, hitting Morton's hand.