I Am The Strongest Player In History!

"This setting is interesting~"

"It doesn't matter if you ruin your childhood. I just want to know whether Damei and Brother Wen are normal or abnormal now?"

"Based on the setting, the silly girl should be a man, right?"

While the audience was discussing the gender of the nerdy girl, Dianwen had already completed his observation of the surroundings.

He and Daimei are currently in a military base. Although it looks very different from reality, it should undoubtedly be the headquarters.

And in front of the two of them...

"Dian Mo asked, silly girl, happy wedding, I'm glad you can come back. At the same time, I'm very sorry for disturbing your honeymoon."

The handsome blond man spoke with a huge amount of information.

"Haha...honeymoon..."

The silly girl looked at Dian Wen with her eyes open. She was still a little confused because of the large amount of information.

"Are you happy about your wedding..." Dian Wen glanced at the silly girl next to him. She was a pretty girl, but she was a bit regretful about her bust. "Am I actually married to an A-cup..."

"I'm not A! B! I have B!"

At this moment, Daimei deeply realized that there was a completely different difference between watching others face Dian Wen's mouth and facing it in person.

The former is happiness and the latter is energy.

"Ahem..." The blond man immediately coughed to stop the two of them from talking nonsense, "Anyway, you have already read the information. Lance and Bill went to Red Eagle's armed base five days ago, but there has been no news yet. I hope you..."

"Stop..." Dianwen interrupted the blond man with a loud shout, touched his chin and looked at him for a while, "Burns?"

"I want you to call me sir," Burns said.

"I know, Burns." After confirming the other party's identity, Dianwen called out his name again, "I want to ask, do you want me and Damei to go to that or something?" Red Eagle’s base, facing thousands of soldiers and aliens?”

Burns said with a dark face: "Definitely."

Dianwen glared at him and said, "Where are the weapons?"

Burns said: "Ordinary weapons as usual, but we will send you more powerful ones one after another..."

"You're [beep--]!" Dianwen shouted, interrupting Burns, "You think you're just playing a game! You're also doing post-delivery. Why don't you be the leader, be the courier? Bar!"

Burns said angrily: "Dian Mo asked! Do you want to know who you are talking to?! And you are the one who is sick!"

"Ah...did you actually understand..."

The stupid girl complained silently. If it weren't for Burns's last sentence, she wouldn't have been able to judge from the [beep--] that Dian Wen meant the word sick.

There is no doubt that this is the result of the system.

Since the system can allow everyone in the universe to speak Chinese and understand Chinese, it is no problem to do a little translation. However, in the case of silenced words, to the NPC, it still sounds like "you" Damn you are sick." Such words.

"I'm just talking to you! What's wrong?!"

Dian Wen took a step forward, full of momentum, his eyes widened, as if if you dare to say another word, I will kill you.

The audience in the live broadcast room became nervous now, and the silly girl was even ready to take out weapons and fight at any time.

However……

Just when everyone thought they were about to start a big fight, Burns, who had been so strong just now, shrank, looking like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law.

"But...but, we...are Contra...we have..."

"Yes, yes, a person with excellent fighting ability and qualities, I know."

Dianwen waved his hand impatiently.

Burns said cautiously: "The idea of ​​our organization is to have Contras work in pairs, holding the lowest-end weapons, to fight their way out."

The more he spoke, the more excited he became. He raised his right fist and raised his head at a 45-degree angle, looking like a revolutionary fighter.

"If you want to die, die vigorously; if you want to win, win with blood. This is the romance of a man!"

Looking at Burns's eyes full of faith, the girl was shocked on the spot.

"You said it! You [beep——] actually said it! It turns out that you knew that you were given the lowest-end weapon! And what a fuss when you win so bloody! You know very well that this is very dangerous, right?!"

"What the hell is a man's romance! You [beep——] are just a chuunibyou!"

The stupid girl finished her complaint in one breath, not counting the ups and downs of her bust.

At this time, Noriwen put a hand on her shoulder.

The silly girl turned around and explained: "I said ya, not tm!"

"Well, that's not the point." Dian Wen nodded, then changed his face for a second, and said excitedly: "What's wrong with a man's secondary disease?! It's like, as long as a man sees a long stick, he can't help but hit it. Cosplay Brother Monkey on your shoulder!"

"emmmmm...it seems like I was right..."

LGD-Wei: "I remember when I was on duty at school, I couldn't help but see the long brooms..."

Han Yanrou: "Alas...it seems that Dian Mowen's mental pollution was very successful."

The silly girl looked at Dian Wen in confusion. Although she wanted to complain, she suddenly felt that he was right. Even she had this kind of impulse when she just watched Westward Journey.

‘Looking at it this way, it seems that it’s not wrong for a man to have a middle child...’

She lowered her head, repenting in her heart for her prejudice against Chuunibyou. She had no idea that Dian Wen had brainwashed her by changing the concept.