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Volume 2: I Am Necromancer Chapter 256: The Land Where Shit Flies

At this point, the most tempting restaurant open is undoubtedly the mutton skewers.

A large group of people were sitting at a beer stall, drinking beer and having sex, when they saw three mysterious players walking towards them.

Wearing a knitted hat, big sunglasses, and a mask, the package was extremely tight.

"Nan Er, you are very powerful, but next time, we will never lose to you."

The boss spoke first. Although his face could not be seen, his seriousness could be heard from his tone.

Ye Nanmei took a sip of beer, picked up the mutton skewers and said, "Would you like some?"

"You won't always have such good luck."

"Forget it if you don't come." Ye Nan rolled his eyes, turned around and put the mutton skewers into his mouth.

"you!"

The three brothers were so angry that they could not speak, but when they saw Makino, Ding Yu, Bu Fei, Li Changgui and other big men, they could only ask for trouble and leave in despair.

Don't laugh, everyone. Ye Nan's consistent principle is to despise the enemy in words and value the enemy in actions. If you rush in so coldly, aren't you asking for trouble?

Naturally, there was no flight at such a late hour. After masturbating, everyone got excited and climbed directly to the top floor of TC Group, which is never open to the public, to continue drinking and singing.

"Let's just leave..." Next sentence!" Bu Fei shouted at the top of his voice. Ding Yu also let go of his shyness and continued:

"Seven gourds and one melon~pick it up again!"

Li Changgui put his hands on his waist and sighed in his Dantian:

"Ah, ah, ah, Black Cat Sheriff! Makino, pick up!"

Makino was a little embarrassed and hesitated for a long time before saying:

"Hey! Bazahei!"

Everyone burst into laughter. The song was performed so well. In the end, it was Mo Qi who sang "Bubble" with a sweet voice that brought these monsters back on track.

Everyone stayed until dawn, and by the way, stood on the top of the building to watch the sunrise over the city before returning to the studio.

What's a little embarrassing is that some of the older men were brought back by the girls.

The drunken Ye Nan lay on the bed and slept for more than ten minutes before being woken up by peeing. He went to the toilet and then remembered that he seemed to have some unfinished business in the game. He shook his body and tried several times before opening the game cabin.

The door is open.

[Ding ~ Player Nan Er, welcome back! 】

[Ding~ It is detected that the player is in a drunken state, please pay attention to safety! Any consequences will be borne by the player himself]

"Well...this

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Where is it and why is it so smelly...could it be the toilet?"

Ye Nan stood upright unsteadily holding the tent of the Euphorbia Military Camp. The stench surrounding him once again activated his bladder, and he couldn't help but feel the urge to urinate.

Just as he was about to take off his armor and pee, Man Fei came out of the tent. When he saw Ye Nan's actions, he was stunned and then became furious:

"Asshole, this is where I sleep, not the toilet!!"

There were too many excrement buckets yesterday, and a clumsy soldier accidentally knocked one over, causing the entire military camp to smell unspeakably.

A smell of alcohol hit his face. Man Fei quickly helped Ye Nan pull up his belt, and ordered someone to fetch a bucket of water. He was about to pour it on Ye Nan, but was stopped by his subordinates:

"Boss, this guy is letting us off the hook. It would be a pity to throw some water on such a good opportunity." After saying that, he looked at the dung bucket next to him as if he was pointing.

After hearing this, Man Fei became furious and slapped him in the face: "A man wouldn't take advantage of others' danger and tell others about Euphorbia's jokes!"

The soldier covered his face and backed away, muttering aggrievedly: "He peed on your head. I'm only thinking about the boss..."

Snapped!

He was greeted with another slap: "Asshole! Why didn't you tell me earlier that the dung bucket would come!"

Ye Nan, who was in a daze, trembled violently when he heard this. He was mostly awake from the wine, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the boy running towards him carrying a dung bucket.

This kid, who had just been slapped twice by Man Fei, was so angry that he had no place to express his anger. He ran away very fast with a bucket of dung.

"It's really bad." Ye Nan muttered, and with a flick of his finger, several multiplied marks fell into the dung bucket.

"Everyone, get out of the way! I'm going to take action!"

This guy was already prepared, and the Euphorbia warriors next to him all backed away from him. But at this moment, the doubling mark took effect. The dung bucket shook for a while, and countless 'yellow mud' was like a fountain.

It gushes out from the barrel and turns into a column of water that reaches the sky and sprinkles over the entire military camp.

"Fuck! I'm squirting! Run!"

Man Fei screamed in shock and fled quickly with the Euphorbia soldiers. They were all the elite among the elite. They were dissatisfied with the reaction. Except for the boy carrying the dung bucket who was poured rice all over the body, the others were about to run away.

, but vaguely heard the roar of a lion coming from behind.

The next moment, countless 'mud' came from behind, hitting the Euphorbia warriors like bullets, and the accompanying stench

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The smell made it clear to them what these mud dots were.

"Fuck! Sprayed in my mouth!"

"Ugh~"

"vomit!!"

They have been professionally trained and will not vomit no matter how disgusting they are unless they can't help it.

And the scolding from the crowd became the last straw. The soldiers next to him were the first to retching. Then, one after another, the Euphorbia soldiers in the entire military camp began to vomit, and the smell in the entire military camp became even more mixed.

, Ye Nan pinched her nose and stood on the only pure land in the military camp, listening to this wonderful symphony.

"What's going on? The cesspit exploded? The stench has spread to our Fallen Angel City. Can you guys pay attention to your hygiene!!"

Duan's voice sounded, and Ye Nan looked up and saw Duan flying towards this side waving his wings. However, among a group of people bent over and vomiting, he first saw Ye Nan standing upright.

"Nan Er? Why are you here?"

Ye Nan laughed: "Best! Take me to Fallen Angel City quickly, don't worry about these guys for now."

Although they had been neighbors for a while, they were already very familiar with each other, but their relationship was still a little worse than that between the fallen angel and Ye Nan.

Without hesitation, Duan grabbed Ye Nan's shoulder, and with a wave of his wings, he took Ye Nan away from this 'shit land'.

"Oh? So that guy Man Fei wants to punish you, it's too much. Don't worry Nan Er, I'm on your side. These guys' supplies come from Fallen Angel City. Now that something like this happened, they will definitely

Come to us for help!"

"Oh?" Ye Nan's eyes lit up: "There is such a good thing?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Man Fei running towards this side with the Euphorbia warriors covered in 'yellow mud' in an extremely embarrassed manner. Man Fei shouted while running:

"Brother Duan! Brother Nian! It's an emergency. Prepare a lot of water and clothes for us and let us enter the city!!"

Duan turned his head to look at Ye Nan and heard Ye Nan chuckle and say:

"Tell them that they can enter the city, but it stinks so much that they have to take off their armor."

After hearing the original narration, Man Fei said:

"No, Brother Duan, armor is our second life. The head can be cut off, but the armor cannot be thrown away!!"

When Ye Nan heard this, he was about to say let them stay outside the city, but then he thought about a better way and whispered a few words quietly to Duan's ear.

Then Duan shouted:

"Then I'll ask someone to bring water out. You can wash yourself outside the city and then come in!"

(End of chapter)

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