I am the Variety Monster of Genshin Impact

The next morning at 7 a.m.

On the avenue of the Crimson Cloud Slope residential area, crowds are crowded together, chattering about something.

"Wow, nice figure?" said a woman in her thirties with a grin.

The woman on the side nodded and said with a smile: "I just don't know what the face looks like, anyway, I like this ass."

"The waist line is good, you look at the back muscles, you should usually practice martial arts."

"Wow, you can see that too?"

"Nonsense, the waist shows that it is often done, naturally there is something, right."

"Huhuhu, you, my husband has been away for too long, and he will show you a blush when he looks at his ass."

Who told me to go to the duck shop last time? "

......

Lin Bai's head hurt a little, and then he felt that his back was a little cold, and he kept hearing the sound of twittering in his ears, which made him completely restless.

"Wife, what's so noisy?" Lin Bai turned over and rubbed his eyes.

Gan Yu opened all the windows?

When he opened his eyes, Lin Bai and the crowd looked at each other, and he was stunned.

"Oh, wake up!" The woman who had just spoken was very surprised to see Lindbergh's appearance.

"God, I can't imagine being a handsome little guy.

Lin Bai was startled and immediately covered his crotch. Looking down, I was wearing underwear.

Wait, the point is not whether the underwear is worn or not, how can these people be in my house.

"You..." Lin Bai just wanted to question, but a cool breeze blew through, and he trembled.

Looking around, I realized that I was not in my home at all.

Lindbergh looked left and right and found himself sitting on top of a pile of debris and fallen leaves.

The meaning was wrong, Lin Bai immediately pointed to the sky and shouted, "Look, it's the emperor!" The

eldest sister and aunt who were watching were all stunned and looked up at the sky one after another.

"Where

?" "Isn't it?" twitter

for a long time, let alone the emperor, the bird did not see a single flying past.

When the consciousness turned around, the onlookers found that Lin Bai just now had long disappeared.

Inside Lindbergh's own house, in the room of the main house.

Gan Yu opened his eyes, slowly sat up and stretched.

Looking at Lin Bai, who was shrunk in the bed, he laughed.

"Hey, get up. After sleeping for hours, you can still fall asleep.

Gan Yu patted Lin Bai, who was all shrunk in the bed, and Lin Bai shook for a while, as if he didn't want to get up.

"Sleep in again!" said Gan Yu, pulling the quilt.

"Don't bury your head in the quilt, it's not good for breathing." The

next second, there was a big question mark on Ganyu's little head.

"Master!"

That's right, Gan Yu pulled the quilt away only to find that it was not Lin Bai who was all shrunk in the bed, but Master Shen He.

Shen He sighed, opened his eyes and saw Gan Yu, a little angry, and scolded: "Why, I don't go to work again..."

"What are you doing in my room?" Shen He looked at Gan Yu in a belly pocket in amazement.

Gan Yu shook his head, pointed to the side and said, "Master, this is my room..." Shen

He looked back and was surprised to find that it was really not his house. If nothing else, when I was about to move away before, I broke the bedside table, and now there is one intact next to it.

Looking around, Shen He finally understood that it was not in the house where he used to live.

"You are here..." Shen He's face was frightened, and he immediately lifted the cup.

Gan Yu immediately covered his body and shouted: "Master, what are you doing

?" "I'm looking for Lin Bai!" "What are you looking for in the quilt!"

"What about others?"

"Wife, help, how can I..." Lin Bai

just opened the door and came in at this time, naked herself, as soon as she entered the door and saw the same naked master and wife, she couldn't say anything.

"Ah!" Gan Yu was stunned, and immediately pulled over the quilt to wrap Shen He.

Lin Bai's eyes bulged, and he immediately turned around, went out and took the door with him.

"Good fellow, it turns out that Master usually sleeps naked..." Lin

Bai scratched his head, thinking that he had sinned and saw something that he shouldn't see.

It was numb, and the Dao heart almost deteriorated.

After Ding Zero's smack, Gan Yu opened the door and trotted to Lin Bai, who was squatting on the ground.

"What's wrong with you, how did you come back from outside without clothes, and why did Master sleep in our bed!"

Shen He blushed, buttoned his shirt, and also walked out of the room.

"You are a scoundrel, what did you do to me last night!" When

Gan Yu heard this, he also stared at Lin Bai with anger and shouted: "Say quickly, what have you done to Master!" Lin Bai

looked embarrassed, and said with a sad face: "I really don't know anything..."

Lin Bai this person, the amount of alcohol is very bad, it is easier to get drunk.

The bottle of red wine that Shen He brought back was indeed good wine, although the degree was not high, but the quality was good, coupled with the poor amount of Lin Bai wine, a large bowl of red wine at that time was actually drunk after being poured by Shen He.

After Lin Bai got drunk, his words were more rushed.

Shen He himself has a bad temper, plus he drank alcohol, a little drunk, and the two people didn't know how to chat and eat and quarrel.

This quarrel, Shen He naturally moved. As soon as Lin Bai saw Shen He move, of course he fought back when he was drunk.

The two really fought, and after a messy grab, Shen He became even more angry, and his hand was even heavier. Where did Lin Bai hit Shen He, and he was directly punched by Shen He in a drunken state.

This punch directly knocked Lindbergh from his home to the street of the residential area, and luckily, although Lindbergh fell on the roof of another house, he rolled all the way down and finally fell on the garbage heap on the edge of the aisle.

After Shen He sent Lin Bai flying, he didn't care, and after eating and drinking, he said that he would sleep first, and went back to the room.

After getting drunk, he had no sense of direction, walked to Lin Baiganyu's main house by mistake, got into the bed, shrunk and fell asleep.

Gan Yu, who returned home from work at 8 p.m. and 9 o'clock in the evening, returned home to find the food in the hall, thinking that Lin Bai had drunk with whom, so he cleaned up the table.

After cleaning up, Gan Yu went to the room and found that there were people in the bed, so he naturally thought that Lin Bai drank more and slept first.

After all, he didn't see his husband's face, wouldn't he be vigilant?

When Gan Yu arrived in the room, he felt the breath of Shen He in the bed.

It was precisely because he felt Shen He's breath that Gan Yu regarded Shen He inside as Lin Bai.

Because Lin Bai has always carried Shen He's heart feathers, from the perspective of Gan Yu's perception, there is no need to confirm it.

After mistaking Shen He for Lin Bai, Gan Yu took a bath and slept by himself.

That's what this morning farce is all about.