I am Vardy

After scoring the goal, Ferguson kept the posture of roaring Tianzun on the spot.

The Everton players were also ignited by the goal, roaring and rushing to celebrate the goal together.

On the point of celebrating the goal, Vardy feels that he actually has a say.

As the player with the most goals in the Everton team, Vardy is often surrounded or pressed by his teammates after scoring a goal. Everyone celebrates the goal under the pretense, but in fact they have a wretched mentality. neither knows.

Anyway, Vardy often feels that when he is at the bottom, his sensitive parts are always quietly attacked by evil hands. With that slight sense of shame, Vardy is also drunk.

Even if he wasn't attacked by a salty pig's hand, it was still uncomfortable to be pressed down, and there was always a feeling that he was about to die at any time due to shortness of breath.

Therefore, at this time, Vardy will not rush over in a hurry, even if he is the closest to Ferguson.

Hehe, today I'm going to be a squirrel too, and when you're all around, I'll show you how powerful the old Nalong's grip is.

Several teammates had already surrounded Ferguson, and Vardy clearly saw Carsley's evil hands reach out to Ferguson's sensitive parts.

At that moment, Vardy felt that the goosebumps all over his body were about to fall off.

The culprit was never found before, but now Vardy knows that it might all be done by the gay guy Carsley.

Well, no matter so much now, let's celebrate the goal!

Vardy rushed towards the crowd at a sprint speed of 100 meters, pressing Carsley's shoulders and jumping up. He wanted to go to the top so that he would not be crushed below.

As for who is unlucky at the bottom, that's not his concern!

At the moment when his body rose, Vardy felt that every cell in his body was bursting with excitement.

But before he reached the highest point, his eyeballs popped out suddenly, as if he saw something frightening.

Yes, he did see a scene that frightened him.

On the opposite side of the circle formed by the players, there is also a person flying from the outermost periphery in the same posture as Vardy, trying to fly to the top.

Although Vardy's physics may also be taught by the school gatekeeper, Uncle Qin, but judging from the trajectory of the two people, after about 1.25 seconds, the heads of the two will complete an epic collision, which may be as tragic as Mars hitting the earth.

"Get away!" Vardy's cry was heartbreaking.

"Get out of the way!" Gravesen's cry was equally miserable.

But the problem is that people can't help themselves in the air, and neither of them can reverse their trajectory.

Who said that humans long to fly?

Vardy is deeply suspicious at this moment, the person who said this has never experienced the scene he is about to experience.

The only thing Vardy can do now is to minimize the losses of natural disasters.

If two people look straight ahead and collide with a fearless attitude, then according to the shape of their faces, it must be their high protruding noses that collide first.

This is probably equivalent to the inverse plastic surgery of puffing the bridge of the nose.

Then, according to the principles of physics, the small nose will definitely not be the end point of the collision between the two parties, so the next thing that will touch together must be the sexy lips of the two.

You can imagine that scene, when everyone below celebrated the goal, Vardy and Gravesen leaped high above the crowd and kissed passionately above the crowd, how hot this scene would be.

God, how embarrassing!

Vardy really can't imagine this scene. The most important question is, did Gravesen brush his teeth?

In the blink of an eye, Vardy made the most correct response, shrunk his neck slightly, lowered his head instantly, and changed from looking forward to looking at the ground, with his entire face tilted at 45 degrees relative to the ground, so as to ensure that the two would not kiss together.

Gravesen on the opposite side also made the same choice as Vardy at that moment.

Then in everyone's stunned, Vardy and Gravesen's heads hit each other hard.

This is where?

Am I reborn back to 2017?

Vardy fell to the ground on his back. At that moment, his thinking was almost stagnant.

Gravesen wasn't too strong either, the forehead in front of his bald head was already swollen like a steamed bun.

The two of them lay on the ground quietly on their backs, looking at the clear night sky with twinkling stars.

Why do you want to sleep so much?

The Everton fans in the stands have stopped cheering and looked at this scene dumbfounded. This traffic accident should not be considered a drunk driving, right?

The players on the Liverpool field even forgot to blink their eyes. They had never seen this kind of head-butt kill.

The Everton players who gathered in a circle to celebrate did not notice this scene. After celebrating the goal, they put their shoulders on their shoulders in twos and threes and walked towards their own half. It was also completely exposed.

A gust of wind blew by, and everyone felt that this scene was so bleak!

"Why didn't you see Jamie and Thomas? It's strange that these two guys didn't come to celebrate the goal!" Carsley muttered to Osman Cahill and others while walking.

Vardy looked at his teammates in the distance and stretched out his right hand hard.

"I think I still need to rescue it!"

Everton's team doctor rushed into the field quickly and checked the injuries of the two.

Looking at the male-like female team doctor, Vardy instinctively wanted to refuse, mainly because the psychological shadow brought to him last time was too heavy.

He shook Vardy's shoulders vigorously, playing with Vardy like a puppet, and only let go of his iron-like hand after discovering that Vardy still had signs of life.

"Tell me, what is it?" She stretched out a finger, shaking it in front of Vardy, and at the same time, a question like a lion's roar burst out of her mouth.

"Brother, do I have a grudge against you?" Vardy looked at the beautiful team doctor in a daze, and couldn't help grinning, his ears buzzing.

The female team doctor in front of her was shocked, and there was no distinction between genders. This problem is very serious!

"What's the matter with you? It's okay, right?" the female team doctor said in a panic, and immediately got up to greet the stretcher outside the court.

Vardy couldn't laugh or cry, "If you don't step on my hand, I don't think I'm fine!"

The beautiful team doctor quickly moved her foot away, her face flushed red.

Vardy patted his butt, stood up, and rubbed his flushed forehead. The blow really made him a little dizzy.

Gravesen next to him has also stood up, looking at Vardy with a bad expression. Of course, Vardy's expression is also not flashing, and the place where the two people's eyes meet is already lightning and thunder.

"Why did you hit me?"

"Why did you hit me?"

"Don't imitate me!"

"Don't imitate me!"

"Get out!"

"Get out!"

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