I am Vardy

Having vented enough, Gravesen walked into the court calmly.

In this game, he has no regrets!

In the days of Everton, he also has no regrets!

However, he has no regrets, but others still have regrets.

As soon as he entered the field, Gravesen was knocked to the ground by the skinheads who were flying towards him. Carsley pressed his arms, Cahill and Osman pressed his legs, and Gravesen was turned into a large font. Pressed on the lawn.

"What are you going to do?" Gravesen's expression was terrified, unable to help himself.

Vardy smiled, and then took off Gravesen's clothes.

"I heard that you are leaving, I want to keep your jersey as a souvenir!"

Then, Carsley took off Gravesen's shorts, "Although the taste is not very good, I have kept the shorts!"

Next, Cahill took off Gravesen's shirt, and Osman collected a pair of shin pads.

Gravesen's upper body was bare, and the lower body was only covered with shorts to cover up his shame. In the winter, he was shivering from the cold.

Pirates want to cry but have no tears, they are too cruel and inhumane!

It is said that it is a foul to tear other people's jerseys on the court, and it is also a foul to take off the jersey to celebrate a goal, but what is the matter if the jerseys are ripped off by teammates?

The Tottenham players on the pitch and the fans in the stands stared blankly at this scene, trembling in their hearts.

Everton is indeed a wonderful team, the atmosphere in the team is simply unsightly, how dare you directly engage in sex in front of tens of thousands of people?

The referee didn't even know whether they should come over and stop them from continuing. After a good game, they wouldn't make it into Brokeback Mountain, right?

"Big brother, I'm wrong, okay, stop messing around!" People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and the gangster-like Gravesen began to beg for mercy.

Just when everyone was about to let the pirates go, something unforgettable happened.

Suddenly, he jumped out from the stands thinking it was a female fan, and rushed into the arena in a hurry.

The female fan is not the point, nor is it the point of rushing into the stadium. The point is that the female fan is naked and has nothing on.

There was an unbelievable roar at the scene. Everyone was watching the excitement and it was no big deal. The whistles and cheers continued, as if the naked female fans were cheering.

The director of the TV station did not have time to mosaic, and this scene was directly sent to the TV screens of thousands of households.

Everyone stared at the streaking girl, and the unrestrained girl bypassed the players on both sides all the way to the place where the skinheads abused Gravesen.

Under the naked eyes of a few skinheads, the naked girl didn't feel embarrassed at all, she smiled sweetly, even with a hint of fiery desire in her smile.

Vardy was dumbfounded. Although he knew that European girls are very unrestrained, it takes a lot of courage to run naked in front of tens of thousands of people.

But what happened next let Vardy know that streaking is actually just a trivial matter, really!

Seeing that the unrestrained girl jumped directly on Gravesen's body, holding Gravesen's head and started to gnaw, immediately confused Gravesen!

Passively catering, Gravesen seemed to have turned into a shy little girl, but Vardy clearly saw Gravesen sticking out his tongue from the side...

This is not too eye-catching, the next scene really completely collapsed Vardy's worldview.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the streaker girl began to rub through Gravesen's shorts, her movements were called a quantity, and her expression was called a forgetfulness.

Gravesen's eyeballs about to protrude from their sockets are very telling, this guy is definitely going to be sprayed...

At this time, the security of the stadium was late, and it took a lot of effort to pull the streaker away from Gravesen.

Vardy clearly saw that the hands of the two security guards were dishonest,

I stroked the naked woman's chest several times during the pulling...

When the unrestrained girl was pulled away, Gravesen was embarrassed and appeared in front of everyone.

What Vardy couldn't accept the most was that Gravesen still had that kind of desire and dissatisfaction on his face. Obviously he felt that they should not be separated at this time...

"It has always been rumored that there is a streaker on the court, and today I finally saw it alive!"

"The security response is so slow, I think they must have been dumbfounded!"

"I thought it was a rare normal game for Everton, but I didn't expect it to turn into an A movie. Can Everton take the blame?"

"It's boring, this girl is not good-looking, and her breasts are not beautiful, so I am not happy!"

"Didn't you notice that Gravesen's thing is 20cm long?"

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The fans really felt that the trip was worthwhile. The essence of the game was all at the end. This big drama is much better than the game!

At this point in the game, there is really no need to continue. Who cares about the game?

For such unimaginable and shocking things, Vardy said that it cannot end.

Carsley also expressed that he couldn't accept it—why the unrestrained girl's goal wasn't her?

Enough was enough, Gravesen changed his jersey, reappeared, and the game restarted.

But soon, Vardy was replaced, and Moyes was really worried that he would continue to make trouble on the court.

Vardy didn't have too many thoughts, anyway, there was no suspense in the game, so he took a rest immediately.

In the end, with Vardy's two free kicks and Gravesen's penalty, Everton beat Tottenham with three goals in the away game.

Everton temporarily overtakes Arsenal and ranks second in the standings, but if Arsenal can't beat their opponents in tomorrow night's game, then Everton will secure the second place in the standings.

After the game, about the skinheads stripping Gravesen and the female fans streaking at the stadium, it aroused widespread heated discussion among the fans. Everton games are never afraid of losing focus.

However, soon, a transfer news diverted everyone's attention.

The Danish pirate Gravesen transferred to Real Madrid at a price of 5.5 million euros and became a member of the Galacticos.

In his previous life, Vardy remembered that the price should be 350w euros, perhaps because of Everton's outstanding performance now, Real Madrid raised the price.

In any case, Everton has lost one of the most important midfielders, and the decline in strength is inevitable.

Before leaving, the skinheads got drunk again, and finally parted ways formally.

Perhaps Gravesen is just a passer-by in life, and it is even impossible to play together again in the future, but Vardy recognizes this friend.

Goodbye, pirates!

Goodbye, bald!

Farewell, Madoka Gravesen!