I am Vardy

The work efficiency of Everton's management is still very fast. A week after Gravesen's transfer to Real Madrid, Arteta officially joined Toffee.

Of course, the nature of this deal is a loan, because no one can be sure whether Arteta can gain a foothold in the Premier League and whether he can fill the vacancy caused by Gravesen's departure.

However, Vardy knows very well that Arteta in his previous life conquered Everton fans in just a few months, led the team to the Champions League incredible, and was eventually bought out by Everton permanently.

Perhaps the change of personnel may not necessarily reduce Everton's strength, but Vardy still feels a little regretful that a good friend left, but a staid guy came.

In addition to this deal, Everton also bought a jack-of-all-trades striker Beatty from Southampton to make up for the loss of strength caused by Bent's departure.

In addition, veteran Kevin Campbell terminated his contract with the team and left the team freely because of too little playing time.

Finally, Everton also signed the teenager Plessis from Lens in Ligue 1 as a substitute for the midfielder position.

It may seem that Everton has not moved much in this winter transfer window, but the signings are very targeted, because Moyes is very clear about what Everton really needs!

The next step is the final sprint, success or failure depends on the hard work in the second half of the season!

After Arteta joined the team, he integrated into the team very quickly. The first training session was almost seamlessly integrated into the team's tactics, which made Moyes very happy.

In fact, as a football wanderer, Arteta has already gotten used to the wandering life after several transfers, so naturally he will not be too repulsive to joining Everton.

On the other hand, Everton's tactics are not too complicated. It is nothing more than a defensive counterattack. Arteta has a good long pass, which can make Everton's counterattack more threatening. This is all good news.

Tactics are integrated very quickly, but as a silent and rigid person, Arteta does not have much interaction with his teammates. He is taciturn and leaves alone after training. Obviously he has not yet adapted to life in England!

Of course, this does not affect his performance on the court. Anyway, Vardy feels much more comfortable when counterattacking. The Spanish players have good footwork.

Not to mention that England's traditional style of play is long pass, but the long pass skills of English players are really not the opponents of Spanish players.

 …

Before the league with Middlesbrough, Vardy received another task.

But when he received this task, Vardy had the urge to jump directly into the river.

"System task: Hit the three-legged goal frame in the league game with Aston Villa."

"Task Reward: Feature Point*1, Barbarian King Bracers"

"Failure penalty: Collide with the door frame heavily in the next game!"

At this moment, Vardy felt that the system might have abandoned him.

Even if Vardy is asked to complete such a difficult task of thinking about life, Vardy can only complain a few words at most, and he will not collapse.

But is this task really achievable by humans?

Although I often see other people shooting "Duang--Duang--Duang" hitting the goal frame, even Vardy had the embarrassing experience of hitting the goal frame three times in a game, and he almost didn't collapse at that time!

But the key problem is that this is not within the player's control!

When you say you hit the door frame, hit the door frame?

Feelings, you are not the door frame father!

What do you let the parents of the door frame think?

If Vardy is allowed to aim and kick on the spot, he can't guarantee that he can hit the goal frame twice out of ten times, let alone in a fierce game!

Bad luck, if you shoot 100 times, you won't hit even one!

This task is simply insane!

Unless Vardy takes advantage of a one-handed opportunity to pass the defender and then the goalkeeper,

Then dribble the ball all the way to the goal, and go straight to the goal post!

But in this way, it is even scarier than thinking about life!

Others have to think that Vardy is crazy!

Don't say it three times, after one time, Moyes will have to replace him immediately, and then scold him!

Vardy never thinks he is lucky, except for the matter of getting the system, the goddess of luck has never favored him at other times.

It's really a bit of nonsense to rely on luck to complete this task!

As for the task being a punishment for failure, it made Vardy dumbfounded.

Probably the system should have a grudge against the door frame!

If you can't hit the goal frame in this game, you will hit it by yourself in the next game. You have to stay alive, right?

How can you embarrass the door frame?

Of course, Vardy has no doubts about the ability of the system. If he really can't complete the task in this game, then he will definitely have an extremely tragic collision with the goal post in the next game.

He didn't think he could be safe by being careful and staying away from the door frame!

Still think about that unlucky referee, the ball would rather turn the gun but insist on boring him, where do you let him reason?

If you don't think your life span is too long, then don't try to reason with the system, no matter how you look at the system, it doesn't look like it will be used to your own problems!

Recently, Vardy feels that the system is a bit off track. It used to be a funny task, but now it seems that he is deliberately preventing himself from winning.

Is this the sequelae of the virus in the system, or is it deliberately limiting my own growth?

Well, for a high-level unknown creature like the system, it's better not to speculate. Maybe when he can crack the system, it won't be too late to talk about the purpose of the system!

However, when fighting against the unscrupulous system, Vardy figured out some rules.

Sometimes the system is not particularly rigorous, so that I have loopholes to take advantage of, and I believe the system will not punish myself for this.

 …

Facing Middlesbrough in the away game, Everton played the main force. Although they had a big battle with Chelsea, the sufficient rest in front kept everyone from feeling too tired.

This game is also Arteta's Premier League debut, which has attracted much attention. Everyone is eager to know whether he can fill the vacancy caused by Gravesen's departure.

"Arteta and Gravesen are completely different players, but both can have a great effect on the team's tactics. We welcome Arteta very much. The only regret is that he is not as funny as Gravesen. !"

During the interview, Vardy told reporters solemnly.

The reporters were speechless.

Is it true that in your Vardy world, the standard of a good player is to see if he is funny?

Even Arteta is a bit dumbfounded, I am here to play football, not to be funny!