I am Vardy

The days without games are very boring. Even going to nightclubs, without Gravesen as the guide, they feel that they are not interested.

"No, I have to find something to do, or I'll be bored to death!" A few people sat by the training field, pulling weeds and playing boredly.

"What else can you do besides going to nightclubs?" Vardy curled his lips and said disdainfully.

In fact, their leisure activities are really based on nightclubs, and there are no other good places to go.

Osman's elm head suddenly had an idea, and he said excitedly: "Or let's play a role-playing game, such as playing the role of a scavenger or a street performer. Whoever is recognized first will lose, and the loser will be a treat!"

Vardy and Carsley didn't expect this guy to come up with such a game, but why did it involve a dragon in the end?

Of course, the idea is very good and deserves praise.

However, Vardy suddenly thought of his last role-playing game, pretending to be a courier, he thought he played well, and the result was——

He was almost shot by a beautiful young woman...

What a bad memory!

Do you want to trick these two funny guys into going to that beautiful young woman's house, so that they can also experience this thrilling pleasure?

Forget it, their lives are in danger, so let them live!

In the end, Osman's proposal was unanimously approved by everyone. The participants included Vardy, Osman, Kasli, and Cahill who was violently forced to participate.

The five-person group became a four-person group, but the funny nature has not diminished, and skinheads are still active in the streets of English football.

As a result of the discussion, Vardy played the role of a flower seller, Carsley played the role of a waste picker, Cahill played the role of a street performer, and Osman played the role of a sanitation worker. In the square, everyone can see each other, whoever is recognized first by passers-by will lose.

Of course, if you don't recognize it, you have to compare the results of everyone's labor.

Vardy made money from selling flowers, Carsley made money from picking up junk, Cahill made money from performing arts, and Osman counted money by the hour.

Whoever gains the least in the end will naturally lose!

Although this is just a game, the interest of several animals is still very high. In Vardy's view, it is a bit similar to the later outdoor variety shows.

Although it doesn't matter to treat guests, Vardy actually cares about winning or losing, so he put a lot of effort into dressing up.

A baseball cap is essential, big sunglasses, and a bushy beard. If you look in the mirror, you shouldn’t recognize yourself, right?

But if you dress up like this and sell flowers, will anyone buy them?

After thinking about it, Vardy overturned his idea and put on another outfit. It took him a lot of effort to get this outfit.

Wait for him to put on the costume and look in the mirror again, it's all right!

A perfect Arab!

He couldn't look like him any more, and when he put on sunglasses, even he himself believed that he was a local tyrant in the Middle East!

The next day, according to the agreed time, Vardy quietly came to the agreed place, and he came with the flowers he had prepared in advance.

When putting the flowers on the roadside stall, Vardy looked around calmly to see if the animals had started to move.

At two o'clock, the guy picking up the trash can should be Carsley;

At five o'clock, the one pretending to be holding a guitar must be Cahill;

Hey, where is the sanitation worker played by Osman?

"You, stay out of the way, wait until I finish sweeping the floor before you set up a stall!"

Just as Vardy looked around, a voice suddenly came from behind.

Vardy knew without looking back that this guy must be Ottoman.

"ah,

Where did you get your clothes? "

Vardy was surprised to find that Osman was actually wearing the clothes of a formal sanitation worker. If he hadn't heard his voice, he would not have recognized it as Osman.

"My neighbor is a sanitation worker, here are his clothes, hehe!"

alright, you win!

At this time, the four people used their own methods, and the game officially started.

Vardy had already prepared, and spread out a white cloth in front of the flower stall, which was written last night.

"I unfortunately lost my wallet and all my documents during the trip, and had to sell flowers to earn travel expenses. Please kind people help me, an Arab who can't go home, thank you!"

In his previous life, he had seen a lot of people writing on the side of the road to ask for travel expenses. Valdi was able to do this easily. Even if he didn't sell flowers and just begged, he felt that he might not lose.

Of course, most of them are liars, but Valdy is not considered a liar, it is just a promotional method, and others will not be fooled when they buy flowers, so he has no psychological burden.

Soon, some passers-by were attracted by Vardy, glanced at the words on the white cloth, then at Vardy's flowers, and finally at Vardy's attire, and they all paid for flowers.

Anyway, the flowers are not expensive, so it is considered a good deed!

Since its opening, Valdi has been very smooth. In a short time, almost half of the flowers were sold.

Several other people were shocked by Valdi's promotional methods. They never thought that Valdi would sell flowers in such a way, so shameless!

They even wanted to expose Vardy, but before they got excited, Vardy revealed himself!

Vardy stopped a passing beauty and was selling his own flowers. Of course, only he knew whether he was deliberately striking up a conversation or not!

"I am an Arab who lost his wallet, beauty, buy a bouquet of flowers, please give your love!"

As Vardy spoke, his eyes actually drifted to the beauty's chest.

That's right, the heart is in that position!

But are you really looking at your heart?

Are you looking at boobs?

The beauty didn't take it seriously, she just smiled and said to Vardy: "You said you are an Arab, then please say a few words in Arabic for me to listen to!"

Vardy was dumbfounded at once!

Arabic?

Brother won't!

But at this time, you must not panic, Vardy gritted his teeth and became cruel!

Hope this beauty doesn't understand Arabic either!

"Yami Butterfly...!"

"It's unbelievable...!"

"One library...! One library...!"

Vardy spoke a few words fluently, then looked at the beauty with a smile.

She shouldn't understand this, right?

Then the beauty blushed and slowly took out the phone!

Vardy is very excited, does the beauty want to leave me a call?

"The police station? I have a Japanese here pretending to be an Arab and cheating. Yes, come and arrest him!"

Vardy messed up in the wind with a bewildered expression!