I am Vardy

"Let me come!" Vardy's resolute voice sounded.

Moyes looked behind him, and the people around him also turned to look at the speaker.

This person is Vardy!

Vardy never thought that Everton would encounter a massacre today.

In the previous life, Chelsea was destroyed. In the game against the thugs Reading, two goalkeepers died heroically, and Terry had to be the goalkeeper in the end!

Today Everton is also gone. Although it is not as tragic as Chelsea, the fact is the same, that is, no one can keep the goal!

Ferguson is tall and big, but he is suitable for a guest goalkeeper, which is why Moyes wants to put him on the field.

But no one thought that Vardy would stand up at this time.

Moyes looked Vardy from top to bottom, pouted.

"Just stop making trouble, okay, with your height, why don't you go make fun of it?" Moyes felt that Vardy was here to make trouble.

Vardy's face is full of black lines, can you stop making fun of my height all the time!

Will short stature be discriminated against?

"Boss, I'm a good goalkeeper. I was the goalkeeper when I was in the youth training camp!"

In order to be a temporary guest goalkeeper, Vardy began to fool around!

"Then your youth training coach should really be fired!" Moyes was still a little dismissive.

Vardy was really anxious, and grabbed Moyes, "Boss, it's a gamble anyway, Ferguson has never guarded the door, why can't you let me try it, even if it is more than ten centimeters shorter, it won't be too big Influence it!"

Moyes saw the firmness in Vardy's eyes, and those who didn't come suddenly believed that Vardy would succeed, so his expression eased.

"Okay, then you can go, but you must bring me back the victory!" After pondering for a while, Moyes said loudly.

Vardy nodded, returned to the field and began to wear goalkeeper equipment.

Wright helped to dress with a crying face, while reminding Vardy's ear, although Wright did not perform well on the spot,

But he still has strength.

However, Vardy's attention was not on him. At this time, his consciousness had entered the system.

Why did Vardy recommend himself as a temporary guest goalkeeper?

The answer is simple.

Star Possession Card (Batez)

This is where Vardy's confidence lies.

There was a virus in the system before, and the star possession card that was issued in the compensation spree.

Vardy originally thought that this thing was a piece of trash and would never be used for the rest of his life, so he could only lie quietly in the corner with moldy spider webs hanging from it.

Unexpectedly, it has only been a few days of kung fu, and it has already been used.

What a trick!

Without hesitation, he ate the star possession card, and Vardy became the incarnation of the French goalkeeper Barthez, gaining part of his abilities.

After the brilliance faded, Vardy checked the abilities he had acquired.

The star possession card is not unlimited. After using it, three special abilities of the star will be randomly selected, and the others will not be inherited.

It doesn't matter at this point, Vardy almost lost his breath in one breath.

Nima!

Do you want to be so cheating!

Vardy really felt the system's deep malice towards him!

The first two special abilities are good, namely the goal line saving technique and the penalty kick saving technique, which are the necessary abilities for an excellent goalkeeper.

But what happened to the last "butter hand"?

No wonder this bald guy is always called a butter hand, this is a special ability, it's no wonder that he is not a butter hand!

The system is too cheating, this is not a random selection, it is clearly the overlord's bow!

At this moment, Vardy's confidence dissipated.

He couldn't be more aware of the extent of Barthez's buttery hands. Apart from being a god in the national team, this guy is a disaster in the club!

Everyone, get ready for popcorn and Coke. Next, please enjoy the Hollywood disaster blockbuster starring Vardy. This is another real disaster film produced by Doubi Film and Television Group after "Titanic" and "2012". .

Vardy really wants to cry but has no tears.

However, his first task as a guest goalkeeper was to face Chelsea's penalty.

Watching Lampard put the ball on the penalty spot, Vardy had an urge to escape.

It seems that he has the ability to save a penalty. Do we need to worry so much?

Vardy tried to calm himself down.

Suddenly remembered that when he played against Chelsea in the league, the grandson of Lampard seemed to have torn his pants...

It was too chaotic at that time, and I didn't have time to reason with him. After such a long time, didn't it seem that I had lost face?

Vardy suddenly smiled at Lampard.

"I'll take off your underpants in a moment!"

Vardy lip-synced the words to Lampard.

The magic lamp that received the message instantly felt her chrysanthemum tighten, and unconsciously covered her underpants with her hands.

However, Vardy's teasing is not over yet.

In his previous life, he has seen many goalkeepers make various interference moves to the penalty shooters when they are saving penalty kicks, and now he wants to try it too!

"Now start to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics - the vitality of youth!"

"Stay where you are!"

"one"

"two"

"three"

 …

In the horrified and inexplicable eyes of everyone, Vardy started his radio gymnastics performance.

Well, the district education committee is coming to check, I have to practice hard!

Lampard's expression is amazing. As a professional player for so many years, although he has not much experience in penalty kicks, he has also seen a lot of goalkeeper's methods and tricks, but it is the first time he has seen such a funny man like Vardy. !

The Everton fans in the stands were all cramping. Although the situation facing the team was very serious, they were still so amused by Vardy that they couldn't breathe.

Moyes felt that he might have made another fatal mistake-he should not have believed Vardy.

This guy is the kind of bastard who seizes all the time to be funny, how can he be serious about guarding the goal, no, he's starting to be funny again!

Lampard was a little cautious. Although he felt that the teaser in front of him was not very threatening, he still had to be serious, so his eyes became sharper.

Vardy found that his radio gymnastics didn't seem to have the expected effect, and Lampard didn't even respond!

This guy must be lacking in childhood, or else give him another set of eye exercises?

Just when Vardy was hesitating, the referee's whistle blew.

Lampard directly started the run-up and then pushed, and the ball flew towards the lower left corner of the goal.

Vardy stared at Lampard intently, ready when he just started.

Which direction is this thing going to kick?

left or right?

Do you want to judge the direction in advance and rush out?

Forget it, I should honestly wait in the middle and wait.

Seeing the direction of the ball's flight, Vardy leaped into the water in an instant, his body stretched, and the standard save moves were displayed in front of everyone.

Enough! Enough!

Almost there!

get out!

Vardy shouted from the bottom of his heart, exhausting all his strength!