I am Vardy

The raging blood ignited by Southampton at home was thus dissipated by Everton and disappeared without a trace.

The Southampton players are about to cry, can we play well?

The fans who watched the battle in front of the TV were also stunned.

"Mom, I want to eat salad!"

"I'm really sorry for Southampton, meeting such an unscrupulous opponent!"

"When the Everton players are in a daze, they must think, how come the vegetable and fruit salad they eat in the morning is so good?"

"This must be a great victory for the achievements of genetically modified scientific research. Vegetables, fruits, and people can play football. Will they rule the earth in the future?"

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All eyes were on the Everton players, it was a fun game.

"Banana passes the ball, Potato catches the ball and puts it straight, Tomato scores!"

When Southampton's players attack, they think: "Potatoes are coming to shovel me again!"

In the end, this non-intense game ended with Everton winning. Tomato Vardy opened the scoring and new aid Beatty sealed the victory.

At the post-match press conference, the Southampton coach didn't say a word, sitting there with a dark face as if he had been wronged so much.

The reporters wanted to laugh, and it would be nice if he didn't cry when he met such an Everton team.

Vardy himself has gone farther and farther on the road of being funny, and is about to become a generation of masters;

And that's not counting, he also led the whole team on this road of no return...

Many people exclaimed: "The Premier League teams should be careful, the army of vegetables and fruits is coming!"

After two consecutive downturns, Vardy has regained his best form, which also makes many teams feel helpless.

In other words, you can adjust your state by changing your appearance?

Does this conform to the laws of science?

Vardy has scored 14 goals, which is not the performance that a rookie should have.

I believe that Rooney, Robben and others have already fainted in the toilet by this time!

They don't have to expect to be the best rookie in the Premier League. This honor is none other than Vardy, even if Vardy will no longer play from now on!

Proud on the court, Vardy is also in the love field, and the tenderness Anne brings to him is enough to make him addicted.

Of course, it would be even better if there was no light bulb like Grace!

But the question now is, who is the light bulb between Vardy and Grace?

A few days later, Vardy and Annie's relationship has grown by leaps and bounds. Except for the last step, Vardy is almost on base!

Although Grace is enough to be an eyesore, Vardy decided to turn a blind eye for a harmonious life.

In order to live a happy life for himself, Vardy encouraged Anne to move in with him. For adult boyfriends and girlfriends, this is really a common thing!

The key problem is that Anne doesn't just belong to Vardy, but half of her belongs to Grace, which makes people angry!

Grace hates Vardy and doesn't want Vardy to be with Annie, but Annie's poor state told her that this is obviously unrealistic.

It’s better to be sparse than to be blocked. Instead of trying to separate the two and make everyone unhappy in the end, it’s better to let Anne and Vardy communicate within their own surveillance range, at least they can control the situation.

"It's okay if you want to move in together, but I want to too!"

That's what Grace firmly says.

So, Vardy rented a bigger house, and the three of them moved in, starting an alternative cohabitation life!

Vardy never thought that one day he would live with two girls, and one of them was still in an affair with him, and the two girls were also in an affair.

Anyway, from the first day, Vardy has received a lot of benefits.

Watching Annie walking around the house in her pajamas, Vardy's mouth was dry;

Seeing Grace, who is dressed in cool clothes, has a variety of styles at home, Vardy can't calm down either.

That night, Vardy sneaked into Annie's bedroom, just like the big bad wolf saw Little Red Riding Hood, a hungry wolf pounced on it, and stripped the little sheep.

"Uh...uh...hate..."

Anne wanted to refuse but still welcome, which made Valdy even more unbearable to show her bestiality, and that wonderful desire made Valdy completely erupt.

After the storm, Vardy hugged the sweaty Anne, looked at the delicate face of no one in his arms, recalled the wonderful feeling just now, and Vardy felt happy for the first time.

But to his embarrassment, he found a person standing at the door, leaning against the wall and looking at the two people on the bed with a half-smile.

There is no doubt that apart from Vardy and Anne, the only one who can walk into this house is Grace.

Annie blushed and buried herself in Vardy's arms, not daring to look at Grace.

Vardy shook his head helplessly, and said to Grace angrily: "When did you come? Have you seen enough? Are you curious about how men and women please each other?"

Grace said with a half-smile: "Although I don't like men, I still understand some things. I'm just curious. And the woman I like is under your pressure. I really don't know how to describe the current situation." Feeling!"

Vardy can't laugh or cry, the mood when the woman you like is crushed by me is the same as the mood when the woman I like is crushed by you!

"Stop talking, Grace, go back to your room!" Annie couldn't stand the fierceness of these two!

Grace nodded reluctantly, turned around and wanted to go back to her room, but just after taking two steps, she suddenly turned her head and said with a slight smile at the corner of her mouth: "There are two more words, first, Jamie, yours It's been longer than I thought it would be; and second, Annie barks louder with you than with us!"

I'll go, you rascal!

Vardy doesn't even know how to face Grace, who is so weird!

Embarrassed and angry, Annie picked up the pillow and threw it at Grace, not caring about the leak.

Vardy felt that he was going to lose control again, and instantly transformed into a werewolf, and once again stretched out his sinful hands towards Annie's jade body.

But this time Annie learned how to behave, she bit the pillow with her teeth, and didn't cry out for a while...

When the two walked past the peak again, Vardy put his arms around Annie and asked softly: "Actually, I really want to know what it's like when you two are together!"

The flush on Annie's face hadn't faded away, and it instantly turned red again, her shameful and angry look was very seductive.

After pinching Vardy's arm fiercely, Annie felt relieved.

"You want to know? Then the next time Grace and I are together, you'll be there to visit!" Annie said angrily.

Vardy was taken aback, and said happily, "Really?"

"Fake!" Annie gave Vardy a white look, "I have no objection, but do you think Grace can agree?"