I am Vardy

Relying on Vardy's three-hit combo, Everton beat the English leader Chelsea at home, stunned the entire European football world!

Who is Chelsea?

Possessing a super heroic team and a super invincible coach, a strong sweep of the British, a rare opponent, and a strong opponent in the Champions League, all kinds of crushing, is one of the most terrifying teams in European football. It has already been regarded as a super giant!

And such a blue team, which is almost invincible all over the world, was defeated by Everton at Goodison Park.

Or it is not appropriate to say this, it should be said that Vardy was beaten to pieces by himself!

What Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool failed to do, Vardy did it alone!

What an incredible night!

"The Times": God incarnate Vardy defeated Chelsea alone, this is an epic game!

"Daily Telegraph": Super star shines in England, the future of the Three Lions can be expected!

"Mirror": Inspirational Emperor Vardy completed the most glorious battle of his life, Chelsea was slaughtered!

"Echo": Great night, great Vardy!

"The Sun": A hat-trick against Chelsea, the second-tier giants, couldn't steal the limelight from Vardy's teasing. He peed in the middle of the game and shocked the world!

A small advertisement on a telephone pole: Do you want to treat the same prostate disease as Vardy, please go to Liverpool Blue Sky Hospital, no medicine and no surgery, effective in three minutes, refund if invalid.

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And the reaction of the fans is also boiling.

"Which one is the real Vardy? The one who swaggered across the street with the tomato on his head? Or the crazy hat-trick against Chelsea? Or the bastard who suddenly ran to pee in the middle of the game?"

"I said there must be something wrong with this game. If Vardy is not funny, is he still Vardy? Even if he beats Vardy by himself, he is still funny!"

"It's a pity that Vardy didn't pee directly on the lawn. I really want to see his length!"

"Then you win, you will be very confident!"

"No, I'm a woman!"

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In general, Vardy staged a hat-trick against Chelsea and defeated a super strong team by himself. The fans were shocked!

But everyone is still more interested in Vardy running to pee. Obviously, the fans have been slightly distracted by Vardy's teasing!

However, Vardy has become the hero of the whole city, oh no, half of the city, the sacred place in the hearts of all Everton fans.

As for the Liverpool fans in the city, they already hated Vardy to the bone!

After this epic victory, Everton surpassed Arsenal again and became the second place in the English standings. It looks like a dark horse all the way to the end!

Even Chelsea failed to take advantage of Everton, can't it be said that Everton is a strong team?

It is indeed interesting to say that Everton has completely played the role of Chelsea's killer this season. They have played against Chelsea four times. Chelsea have two draws and two losses.

Mourinho feels that it is necessary for him to see Everton detour in the future, this is his destined nemesis!

And Vardy also passed this hat-trick and jumped to the second place in the scorer list, which was so surprising that he was speechless.

Before you know it, everyone realizes that Vardy has already scored so many goals!

Scored 17 goals in 27 games, only one goal less than the Arsenal-level striker Henry who is ranked in the scorer list!

This is still the performance of a rookie, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a super shooter!

After all, this is not the era when Melo jointly pushed the scorer list data beyond Mars. Most forwards will not be able to achieve such scoring data in their lifetime.

And more importantly, Vardy has played far fewer games than Henry. After all, his scoring efficiency is even higher than Henry.

This has to be amazing!

Ferguson regrets it very much. If Vardy hadn't been loaned to Everton at the beginning, then it would be Manchester United who have bloodbathed Chelsea now!

Why do you have to fight for a place in the Champions League now?

The league championship has already arrived!

But it is still too late to regret it now, all he has to do is to take Vardy back as soon as the season is over.

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Vardy is full of doubts at this time. Although he should already have the strength of a first-class star with the assistance of the system, even if his state is out of the table, he won't be able to collapse Chelsea by himself!

This made him very puzzled.

But he finally found the answer in the system!

People can always show their greatest potential at the critical moment of life and death, and Vardy is like this in the game!

In that game, Vardy fully exerted 120% of his ability to be so dominant.

But as soon as the game was over, he immediately became sluggish and returned to his normal state.

It is difficult to enter such a state. If Vardy didn't think he was dead, he would definitely not play so well!

Well, no matter what, there are gains and losses. Even if I urinate once on the court, but the game is won, the result will be perfect!

In this game, Vardy staged a hat-trick, the team scored three points, plus the best player in the game without any suspense, Vardy received a total of seven yuan in bonuses, which is the most lucrative time he has ever gained.

The only pity is that he didn't get characteristic points in this game, which made Vardy very dissatisfied!

He peed during the game, what could be more funny than that?

The system's explanation made Vardy speechless for a moment. This is the punishment of the system, not that Vardy took the initiative to make a joke. If Vardy does this again next time, then the system will definitely give him a red envelope!

Go pee next time?

Vardy shudders when he thinks about it!

Forget it, I don't want this point!

Entering the store, Vardy bought a piece of offensive characteristic without hesitation. This time, with six pieces together, he can synthesize a new offensive characteristic!

God bless, give me a free kick feature!

It's not that Vardy is hypocritical, it's mainly because after he scored twice from free kicks in the game against Manchester City, everyone thought he was a free kick master and always asked him to take free kicks.

He knows it himself, he will take a fart free kick!

So every time this time comes, he is very embarrassed and refuses to take free kicks on the grounds that he is not in good condition.

Although he has already started to practice free kicks, how can such a high-end skill as free kicks be so easy to master?

In order to avoid further embarrassment in the future, and at the same time give myself an extra scoring skill, it is still necessary to have a free kick feature!

Come on, system, I'm ready!

Come and satisfy me!

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