I am Vardy

In one night, the relationship between Vardy and everyone was quickly shortened. Of course, the cost was not small...

Of course, everyone has their own standards. After all, the old man is not a vegetarian. No one is not afraid of the power of the hair dryer.

It's just that Ferguson is also experiencing happiness troubles now-there are too many forwards in the team.

How to arrange is the problem!

Although Van Nistelrooy's scoring efficiency was not high last season, the deterrence of the king of the small penalty area must not be ignored. No team will be extravagant enough to let Van Nistelrooy serve as a substitute;

Rooney is the golden boy of England, with strong impact and excellent scoring ability, there is no reason to abandon it;

Saha can play as a substitute. The Frenchman's ambition is not so strong, and he, like Solskjaer, is a qualified substitute.

So the question is, what about Vardy?

In the midfield, Ryan Giggs and Ronaldinho are separated on the left and right, and Keane and Scholes are paired in the middle. Four people are indispensable.

This also means that under normal circumstances, only two forwards can be used at most.

As the hottest super rookie in the Premier League, with the Premier League silver boots, he single-handedly led the civilian team Everton to the league runner-up. Can such an amazing and powerful Vardy only play as a substitute in Manchester United?

That's a little too incredible!

It seems that they can only play in rotation, so don't complain, or get out!

Ferguson's iron fist is absolutely strong, no one has to admit that.

So in the first warm-up match after the training camp, several forwards all shared playing time.

Rooney and Ruud van Nistelrooy played in the first half, Vardy and Alan Smith played in the second half, as for the other forwards, they only played in the last period to feel the atmosphere.

After an ordinary warm-up match, the Manchester United team flew to Asia and started their Asian tour.

No way, the need for business development and promotion, although it may affect the team's pre-season training, but everything can't be both, this is the result of compromise.

The journey was long, and on the plane, the Manchester United players could joke with each other at first, but soon, everyone could only play games or take a nap to pass the time.

Vardy sat on the seat with his eyes closed, and was resting, but he felt that there were always flight attendants walking around, very irritable, so Vardy opened his eyes.

Then, Vardy saw one scene after another that made him very unbalanced——

A stewardess handed Rooney a bottle of mineral water, and Vardy clearly saw a note tucked under the water bottle.

Then, another stewardess handed Fanny a bottle of water, which also had a small note underneath it.

What made him even more speechless was that a plump stewardess generously handed Alan Smith a small note without any cover-up.

 …

Vardy couldn't help but snatch the small note in Rooney's hand and opened it for a look.

"I like watching you play football very much. I hope to have the opportunity to have further communication with you. My phone number is XXXXXXXXXX, waiting for you to call me!"

Don't look at it, the small notes in the hands of other players must have similar content.

These little stewardesses are too hot, and they actually made an appointment so directly?

Well, it seems that these girls have the idea of ​​catching rich men!

Even if you can't climb to the top of the big stars, if you can have a night of passion with the stars, as long as you make some ambiguous hype in the media, you will immediately become a celebrity, and the bonus will follow. Anyway, it will not be a loss.

This is not the crux of the problem. What makes Vardy speechless is that other stars have small notes, why don't I have one?

Am I not handsome?

This is not a question of whether to make an appointment, but a question of the dignity of a man.

Everyone has women who take the initiative to throw themselves into their arms, but I don't have one. How will this make me gain a foothold in Manchester United in the future?

Men are all face-saving animals, and Vardy is no exception.

Just when Vardy was looking forward to it, maybe God heard his prayer, and a stewardess really walked towards Vardy with a blushing face.

Immediately, Vardy's expression became a lot more embarrassed, and he winked at the teammates around him, showing off obviously-look, I have it too, and mine is of the highest quality!

The beautiful stewardess had already walked to Vardy's side, seeing her shy appearance, Vardy began to feel distracted.

"Hello, Mr. Vardy!" The voice is like the sound of nature, which is intoxicating.

Although Vardy doesn't have the ugliness of sex granting souls and souls, he also feels that he can't hold it anymore.

"Hello!" While speaking, he looked up and down the beautiful stewardess, and couldn't help but give a secret compliment. She has a hot figure and looks like a stunner.

At this time, Vardy's thinking had already wandered into the sky, and he was caught in an infinite loop of self-entanglement.

"If the beautiful stewardess really asks me out, should I come out?"

"If something really happened, would you be sorry for Anne?"

"But you offered to deliver it to your door. If you refuse, will it make the beauty feel sad?"

"If she finds the tabloids to break the news, will she be affected in any way?"

 …

Just when Vardy fell into the entanglement of happiness, the beautiful stewardess really handed him a note.

Vardy took it subconsciously, wanting to open it and take a look, but at the same time his heart was overwhelmed.

Several teammates around looked at Vardy angrily and unhappily, so jealous, why Vardy has the most beautiful face and the sexiest figure!

Vardy tried his best to put on a reserved expression, but the slightly raised corners of his mouth had already betrayed his thoughts.

But at this moment, the next sentence of the beautiful stewardess made Vardy dumbfounded, and he was in a bad mood.

"Mr. Vardy, can you pass this note to Cristiano next to you, he is now asleep, and I don't want to take the liberty of waking him up!"

This sentence caused Vardy to suffer 10,000 points of critical damage in his heart.

Nima!

Not for me!

The teammates around burst out laughing, setting off Vardy's bewildered and unlovely expression, they couldn't be happier.

Waste my feelings!

White feels good about himself!

Is there anything more embarrassing than this in the world?

The beautiful flight attendant's face that almost made him fall in love just now can be equated with the old hag!

"What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again?" Vardy said deliberately, while blinking at the flight attendant.

If she is smart, she will definitely understand what she means, and then say something that satisfies her, for example - the note is for you, I like watching you play football very much, we can find a time to chat!

However, it turns out that the stewardess is not Vardy. Mom, she will not be used to Vardy's problems!

"Please give the note to Mr. Cristiano for me! Thank you!"

After finishing speaking, the beautiful flight attendant twisted her buttocks and swayed away, leaving Vardy in a mess!