I am Vardy

But at this time on the training ground, Vardy was pulled aside by Gravesen.

Seeing the stern expression of the bald man, Vardy didn't have a sudden feeling in his heart. This guy doesn't have any plans for him, does he?

"Jamie, don't get too close to the reporters, especially the pretty ones, they have a way of being a woman, they may make you fascinated before you know it, and then say something you shouldn't say, don't think that you What kind of advantage can you get? Journalists are the kind of people who turn their faces and deny people. You are still young and inexperienced, and you will definitely suffer a lot!"

Vardy rolled his eyes, but he understood Gravesen's meaning. Unexpectedly, this bald man was quite delicate.

Seeing myself talking to a beautiful reporter, come to comfort myself not to be fooled?

Well, this love must be mastered!

However, he didn't think that the beautiful reporter Anne just played with herself between applause like Gravesen said. People can lie, but people's eyes can't lie. from.

"Don't worry, bald man, I won't be fooled!" Vardy nodded seriously, no matter what, he couldn't let his teammates down.

"Fuck, what do you call me?" Gravesen's face darkened in an instant, and the sky turned cloudy, and it seemed that a few lightning bolts struck the sky, crackling!

Vardy quickly covered his mouth and whispered: "Slip of mouth, slip of tongue!"

But looking at Gravesen's expression that seemed to scare people to death, Vardy felt that if he didn't run at this time, he would have no chance to run again!

So there was a funny scene on the training ground. Gravesen chased Vardy fiercely, cursing while chasing. Unfortunately, even if his short legs were tired and vomiting blood, he couldn't catch up with Vardy, who was faster than a rabbit.

"If you want to warm up in this way, I have no problem!" Moyes, who was on the sidelines of the training ground, looked at this scene happily and smiled.

 …

In the locker room, Gravesen quickly put on his jersey and prepared to go to the court for training.

But at this time, Vardy is hesitating about the tasks issued by the system.

To find three teammates who can dress themselves?

When I think about it, I feel embarrassed. I am so big and need someone else to dress me. I am not a child. Should I be so ashamed?

And why does Vardy seem to have met this bridge?

That's right, it's Balotelli, the man nicknamed Bashen!

Didn't this guy know how to wear clothes when he was in Manchester City in his previous life, and then his good friend Dzeko had an extra task-to help him put on the jersey every day!

Let me go, does the system want to develop itself in the direction of Bashen?

Or in the previous life, Balotelli was the host of the big star funny system?

It's just that later Bashen seemed to disappear from the crowd. Did the system leave him, or was he not funny enough?

When thinking about problems in his head, his hands moved very slowly. Gravesen wanted to call Vardy out together, but found that Vardy was still holding the jersey in his hand, with a sad expression on his face.

"You don't know how to wear clothes, do you?" This time it was Gravesen's turn to be dumbfounded.

Vardy was shocked by Gravesen, but when he rolled his eyes, he immediately made a pitiful expression and said: "Well, wearing a jersey is really complicated.

Wanted to bring my mom to the field! "

Gravesen was about to cry!

Brother, although you are underage, you are already seventeen, okay?

A seventeen-year-old quasi-adult can't even wear clothes, and still calls mom, are you paralyzed?

Sniffing hard, Gravesen stood there without any movement, but the expression on his face was tangled. In fact, he was fighting fiercely in his heart.

Finally, Gravesen gritted his teeth, walked quickly to Vardy, grabbed the jersey, and put it on Vardy involuntarily, muttering: "This is really the most embarrassing thing I have done in my life. Just one thing, please be patient, I don't want Everton to be called an orphanage for the mentally handicapped!"

After getting dressed, Vardy also showed a happy smile, because the system has already prompted that 1/3 of the task has been completed.

Of course, he was even happier that he found a good friend, um, a good gay friend!

 …

At the end of training, Moyes gathered the players and began to announce the squad for tomorrow's Premier League game.

In the face of hope, everyone may not be able to calm down, and Vardy is the same, but he knows that his hope of entering the big list is slim.

Sure enough, Moyes' starting lineup was the same as in the previous two games, Ferguson and Bent started, McFadden and Campbell entered the squad, Vardy and Chadwick were not even eligible to sit on the bench .

"Don't worry too much, you haven't fully integrated into the team yet. Since Mr. Moyes named you on loan, he must be optimistic about your strength. As long as you train hard, you will be able to play soon!" Gravesen, whose name is on the starting list Perhaps seeing Vardy depressed, he smiled and comforted him.

If you want to talk about loss, of course there is, but how could Vardy be easily overwhelmed by a small setback? Soon, he forgot.

When he walked out of the training ground, Vardy pushed his bicycle and was about to ride it, but suddenly found that the road was blocked.

Looking up, the first thing I saw was the plump breasts. The lady's shirts in business attire restrained the cuties, but they couldn't completely restrain them. They were bulging, and Vardy couldn't help his mouth dry. dry up.

Uh, it turned out to be the beautiful reporter Annie! Vardy almost forgot what he promised.

"Hello, Mr. Vardy, the training is over now, is it convenient for you to accept my interview?" Annie's eyes were pleading, and her slightly pouted mouth looked playful and cute.

Vardy said without any hesitation: "You are a frustrated reporter, no player accepts your interview; and I am a frustrated player, no reporter interviews me, I think it is just right for us to get together!"

Vardy's self-deprecation quickly won Anne's favor, and the two chatted as they walked.

In fact, Vardy really wants to ride Anne on a bicycle. This kind of picture is very touching. The hero and heroine in many TV dramas have similar actions, sprinkling dog food all over the floor.

However, Vardy really doesn't have much confidence in his cycling skills. If the beautiful reporter falls, it would be too unpleasant.

"Well, it's not convenient for you to wear high heels, let's find a place to sit for a while!" Vardy said thoughtfully.

"That's so embarrassing, I planned to treat you to dinner!" Annie felt very sorry.

"It's okay, next time I have a chance, wait until I buy a car or you buy a car, or it will be too embarrassing to ride a bicycle!"

With that said, Vardy patted his bicycle and made a show.