I am Vardy

Vardy and Kisti hugged, but the Gunners fans were not so friendly, boos were loud.

Even the referee couldn't understand Vardy and Kisti's behavior of throwing dog food everywhere, and came over and asked Vardy to return to the field to continue the game.

"I'll wait for your call!" Kisti whispered in Vardy's ear.

Vardy nodded with a smile, waved his hand, bid farewell to the goddess, and returned to the court again.

The teammates were all shocked by Vardy, and they never thought that this tease would quietly win the goddess of the whole people, Kisti.

"How did you get together with my goddess?"

"Quickly confess, or I'll kill you!"

"My goddess, today I must fight you!"

The reactions of the teammates were all excited, as if Vardy greened them. Who doesn't have a good fantasy about beautiful women!

In the end, Rooney's words made Vardy almost collapse!

"Can I exchange girlfriends with you?"

Vardy raised his middle finger at Rooney without hesitation - your uncle!

But Vardy would not tell the animals that Kisti was the ugly woman they assigned to Vardy when they were playing an obscene game, otherwise the animals would be so ashamed that they would hang themselves.

At this time, the Arsenal players watched Vardy get angry, not to mention the funny goal, and being with the goddess of the masses, which made them feel embarrassed.

Who doesn't want to leave a good impression in front of the goddess. After all, the goddess came to watch the game, even if it was to watch Vardy, but there is no wall that cannot be broken, only a bad hoe. Maybe the goddess sees her outstanding performance. Maybe I am interested in it myself!

But the bastard Vardy just scored a goal like this, it's like stepping on their corpses to flirt with the goddess!

It's no wonder they don't get angry!

Perhaps Premier League stars are very attractive to peripheral female models. Gogo Little Fingers will have a large number of women flocking to them, serving you comfortably.

So there is no shortage of women in the Premier League stars!

But women always have to talk about quality. A hundred prostitutes are not as exciting as a goddess. Any normal man will definitely know how to choose between the two.

There is no doubt that Kisti is their elusive goddess, but now, the goddess is in the arms of others.

It would be strange if they could still give Vardy a good face at this time!

But Vardy doesn't care about other people's opinions. Anyway, he is already recognized as a big tease. Is there anything more unacceptable than this?

After the game restarted, Arsenal frantically launched an offensive against Manchester United.

In Vardy's view, the Gunners may not only be because the score is behind, but also because the goddess is throwing herself in the arms

Why does Vardy think so?

the reason is simple!

In just a few minutes, even though Vardy was in a defensive posture, he was bumped several times by the Gunners players intentionally or unintentionally. Even Cesc Fabregas, who was just like Lin Daiyu just now, seemed to be eating a Snickers bar in the advertisement Same, actually beat myself several times!

If it were someone else, Vardy might not have any opinion. After all, everyone is in charge, so why not let others vent?

But if it is Fabregas, Vardy will not be happy!

You have such a serious Oedipus complex, why don't you have thoughts about Kirsty if you don't chat with your aunt?

Uh, Vardy was stunned suddenly, as if he was a little wrong to blame Fabregas.

Kisty is 26 years old today. Although she is still in the golden age of a woman, she is also an out-and-out big sister to Cesc Fabregas, who is just 18 years old. The idea doesn't seem surprising either.

However, Arsenal's onslaught made Manchester United quite overwhelmed. After the goal, it was inevitable that they were a little loose and almost couldn't stand it.

When Arsenal forget to be gorgeous and give up their figure, the offensive power they can display is simply unimaginable.

In the 31st minute of the first half, Fabregas made a burst shot after Fletcher's defense at the front of the penalty area, and the ball flew out of the baseline against the left post;

In the 33rd minute, the Gunners made a comeback. Ljungberg's cross was cleared by Ferdinand. Gilberto Silva grabbed the second spot and hit a volley directly. However, this sudden shot was bravely resolved by Van der Sar. ;

In the 34th minute, Henry continued to break through the defense from the left and made an in-cut shot, but the rotation arc was not in place, and it bounced off the right post;

Arsenal's onslaught made Manchester United embarrassed. The three midfielders were exhausted, but it was still difficult to improve the passive situation.

Even Vardy received a yellow card for his excessive defensive action. It is conceivable how tragic the scene was.

No one dares to say that an Arsenal with full firepower can be completely defended. Even Chelsea's steel defense may not be able to do it.

Finally, Manchester United still conceded the ball.

At the last moment of the first half, it was still Xiaofa who stepped forward and broke through the goal of Van der Sar with a long shot.

After scoring the goal, the referee blew the whistle to end the first half of the game, and the two teams returned to the locker room with a score of 1:1.

This goal dealt a great blow to Manchester United's morale. It was really bad luck to concede the goal in stoppage time.

But this goal also ignited Manchester United's will to fight.

Why should we be suppressed and beaten by you!

Who is better than whom?

Even if this is Highbury, if you want to win, we will make you pay the worst price!

Seeing the flaming faces of the players, Ferguson knew that he didn't need to turn on the hair dryer anymore.

Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Manchester United launched a fierce attack on Arsenal, contrary to the appearance of being underwhelmed in the first half, and almost caught Arsenal by surprise.

Wenger did not expect that Manchester United would dare to attack. You must know that in the entire first half, Manchester United had only a handful of counterattacks. Could it be that they are not afraid of the defense being blown up.

But it was precisely because of this kind of thinking that Arsenal was beaten into a mess, and Manchester United almost took the lead again.

Ferguson had to start mobilizing troops. Although the players on the field were very capable, this midfield configuration had no creativity at all, and it was difficult to form a continuous suppression attack.

So the old man waved his hand, Giggs and Scholes came on at the same time, replacing Fletcher and Park Ji-sung, ready to go all out.

The effect of the substitution was immediate. Manchester United's midfield control suddenly rose to a higher level, and Arsenal, which gradually stabilized their position, fought a confrontational battle.

Such an intense and exciting game is what fans want to watch most.

Vardy wanted to habitually retreat to the periphery of the penalty area to ambush during the positional attack.

But suddenly remembered that I still have an iron hair tie.

This is not an ordinary hair band for decoration. This thing can transform oneself into a big iron head, and no one can stop it.

Isn't now the best time to use headbands!

However, the problem is also obvious, how can I take out the hair tie in public?

Could it be that he could go straight off the field and run to the locker room like last time?

That's pure courting death!

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Vardy put his hand directly into his underpants, and pretended to take out the hair tie from inside, but in fact it was brought out from the system, just to deceive people.

When Vardy pulled out a rope-like thing from his crotch, all the fans who saw this scene were shocked and dumbfounded.

Nima, actually took something out of the crotch?

This funny is really going farther and farther on the road of funny!

Can anyone stop this teasing?

And what are you doing with the rope?

Is the offense not going well and you are going to tie up the Gunners players?

When the Arsenal players saw this scene, they wanted to hide away from Vardy in an instant. This funny guy can really do anything on the court.

If he was really tied up, Vardy would not be sent off and said that he would not be ashamed enough!

Similarly, the Manchester United players were also dumbfounded.

Don't you feel panicked?

But when everyone was speculating about Vardy's rope-like object, Vardy put him on his head under everyone's surprised eyes!

Oh my God, it turned out to be a hair tie!

Everyone was dumbfounded, this guy actually hid a hair tie in his crotch!

The referee didn't know what to say at this time. Obviously, wearing a headband is within the allowed range of the rules, and it didn't say that the headband cannot be pulled from the crotch

Well, it's not that if you can't think about it, you just want to play bundles. The referee is really afraid that Vardy will suddenly have a seizure and make trouble.

After putting on the headband, Vardy looked at the Arsenal generals maliciously.

Are you ready for my iron head?

Tremble under the violent head hammer of my uncle!

At this time, the fans in front of the TV were about to have fun, and they were playing in a serious manner, but Vardy suddenly came out to release poison, which really caught people off guard!

"That's amazing, my brother, he actually hides in his crotch, isn't that comfortable?"

"Today you can hide your headband, and tomorrow you can hide your gun. I seem to have seen such a scene. One second, Vardy was still playing football hard, and the next second he took out a gun from his crotch, and then killed the disobedient Of course, the one who gets killed may also be the referee!"

"The cartel should learn from Vardy, this is a good way!"

"This is a hair tie with taste. I think no one wants to be within three meters of Vardy for a while!"

"I don't even support the wall when I masturbate, I just accept Vardy's tease!"

In fact, Vardy has actually seen someone do this in his previous life.

Although he couldn't remember which season it was, let alone who it was, he remembered very clearly that after scoring a goal, a tease took out a Christmas hat from his crotch and put it on his head to celebrate the goal. Because it was Christmas!

Compared with hiding a Christmas hat in the crotch, hiding a headband is obviously too childish, so facing everyone who is about to laugh crazy, Vardy expressed his calmness!