I am Vardy

Regarding Vardy's teasing behavior of suddenly taking out the starting belt from his pants on the field, everyone's normal reaction should be to laugh and pass. After all, this is just a small part of Vardy's long funny career.

But because of Vardy's header lob shot at the last moment, some people linked the lore with the headband, thinking that Vardy's lore was entirely due to this headband.

Although there is a bit of idealism, the result of this coincidence is of interest to everyone.

Vardy, a person who has never used a header, was able to score such an exaggerated lob shot with his head. Although I don't know if he has broken the world record for the distance from a header, at least he hasn't done it for a long time recently.

Is this really just a coincidence, is it really Vardy's slap in the face?

No, it's clearly the headband!

As a result, Vardy's headband swept the world football like a virus and became popular.

On the wild field, they all play football with headbands. They all believe that headbands can help them score lore goals.

There are even rich people who publicly shouted to buy Vardy's headband. If Vardy sells this hairband, there will be an extra Maserati in his garage in an instant...

But at this time, Vardy didn't care about the rumors about the headband, he was enjoying the romantic two-person world with Kirsty.

Neither Vardy nor Kisti shy away from the paparazzi at all. On the contrary, they are very natural under the camera.

Neither of them cared if rumors of an affair surfaced.

In fact, someone has already crowned Vardy with the title of the Premier League's number one playboy.

Atomic cat member Liz, the long-legged model Clancy, the beautiful Everton team doctor, and the legendary pair of Lesbians who lived with Vardy, and now the beautiful host Kisti, short In more than a year, Vardy has had so many female companions.

Maybe he doesn't have the most sex appeal, after all, many stars throw themselves into their arms every night in nightclubs.

But there is no need to doubt that Vardy Lieyan's quality is definitely the highest. Not to mention others, Kisti alone killed everyone in seconds.

The beauty host of Sky Sports, the most beautiful football baby, the top three sexiest women in England, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, such Kisty deserves the title of goddess of the whole people.

And it is such a goddess that everyone can only watch from a distance but not play with, so Valdy got her hands...

Vardy was very touched that Kisti was able to come to the scene to cheer for himself;

And Kisti felt very happy and comfortable with the little boy Vardy;

However, they are very cautious about the relationship between the two, even if they just turned upside down in bed, they can't get carried away.

Who knows what the future holds!

At least it's good to be happy now!

Because Manchester United's next game is the third round of the FA Cup and the low-level league team, Vardy does not need to participate, and he also got a rare rest time.

Simply staying in London without returning to Manchester, Vardy and Kisti spent a pleasant few days.

Of course, Kirsty had her own job, and she also had to host the show, so the two reluctantly parted after being together for two days.

Since Vardy, who has fallen into loneliness, has nothing to do, he can simply find some off-court teasers to do his daily routine, which is also rewarding.

Although there is no specific plan, Valdi thinks it must be very interesting if he goes to Madame Tussauds to pretend to be a wax figure!

Thinking of this, Vardy immediately took action and rushed directly to Madame Tussauds.

As a famous tourist attraction in London, the Wax Museum receives thousands of tourists every day. If you are unlucky, you may have to queue for several hours.

No way, looking at the long queue, Vardy can only find the staff,

He revealed his identity as a star player and told them his action plan, and only then did he get the cooperation of the stadium staff.

Vardy, who is so funny with his own headline halo, is destined to be so cool no matter where he goes. Although Madame Tussauds is famous enough, it is also beneficial to expose it from time to time, so the two hit it off.

At this time, Vardy thought of the importance of the team, and felt more and more that he should build a team to serve his teasers.

In order to cooperate with Vardy's actions, the venue staff worked hard and found him several sets of clothes that matched the theme scenes in the venue.

First of all, Vardy put on sackcloth clothes, and painted some red dye on the clothes and face, which looked no different from bloodstains, and looked extremely horrifying under the light.

That's right, Vardy is going to play the tortured victim in a haunted house, the kind that is extremely tragic.

Soon, with the help of the staff, Vardy entered the role, but in order not to appear abrupt, another staff member cooperated with him to play together, so that it looked real.

The staff held the torture device and made a grinning expression. In front of the torture device, Vardy strangled his neck with a rope. His hands felt that he was struggling to break free from the restraint of the rope on his neck. His mouth grew and his expression was very painful. This may be two A method of execution that was very popular a century ago.

Because there are all kinds of tortured wax figures next to them, the two of them are not out of tune with the surrounding environment.

Because of the lifelikeness of the wax figure, it is impossible for normal people to see that there is actually a pair of real people mixed in.

If it is not for the staff who are very familiar with the wax museum, tourists will definitely not be able to see it.

This is the basic condition for Vardy to be funny.

Of course, the realistic premise is that Vardy has enough acting skills and guarantees that he will not reveal his secrets because of his movements. It would be too embarrassing if he was caught out because of his breathing fluctuations.

Soon, after Vardy put on his pose, tourists began to enter one after another.

This is a young man and woman. They seem to be in a relationship. The two of them seem to be in a close relationship, as if carrying two bags of dog food and spreading them everywhere. Even if Vardy is not single, he still feels abused.

Show affection, die fast!

Well, it's you guys, let's get out of trouble!

Vardy smiled in his heart, but remained calm on the surface.

The girl was very excited along the way, taking photos with every wax figure tirelessly, and sometimes imitating the pose of the wax figure to take pictures. Although the boy was very tired, he always had a relaxed expression.

Vardy didn't look sideways, and still made that painful and wailing expression. While he was constantly talking in his heart, the girl came to his side.

"Honey, I'm also acting as if I'm being tortured, you must take a better picture of me!" the girl said with a bright smile.

The boy looked around and saw no one, he smiled and said: "Then how about we play the torture position at night?"

The girl groaned coquettishly, rolled her eyes, and looked coquettish.

The couple flirted unscrupulously, but Vardy felt like beeping a dog.

They shouldn't be so hungry and thirsty that they can fight here directly. You know, there are many young people who like different kinds of excitement.

Fortunately, such a thing did not happen. The girl knelt next to Vardy, posing in the same posture as Vardy, as if her neck was strangled by a rope, and she couldn't break free, with a painful and desperate expression. If this is not a wax figure, then it must be Can hear screams.

The boy seriously raised the camera, pointed at the girl, and prepared to take pictures.

At this time, Vardy felt that the time was ripe.

In this eerie place, Vardy started to make a move!

Keep your expression still, different postures, just turn your head very, very slowly, as if turning your head to look at someone in profile.

"One, two, eggplant...Ah!!!!!!!!!"

The boy was about to press the shutter, and had a full view of the scene where Vardy turned his head like a zombie. He was so scared that he didn't even say eggplant. With a heart-piercing scream, he threw the camera away .

The girl was taken aback by her boyfriend's reaction. She took a good photo, but suddenly she seemed to have a convulsion. Could it be that her posture and expression were too scary?

Just thinking about it, the girl sensed something was wrong, and subconsciously glanced left and right.

But when she turned her head to look to the right, she happened to be face to face with Vardy, with the same expressions and movements, as if they were looking in a mirror.

The girl turned her head around again, but didn't react immediately.

But in the next second, she collapsed!

The wax figure should be facing the front just now, and I just imitated his posture, but why is it facing me so close now?

Thinking of this, all the fear in the girl's heart erupted in an instant, and a devastating scream almost collapsed the wax museum.

Following in the boy's footsteps, the girl ran out of the haunted house desperately, screaming as she ran, as if there were countless ghosts chasing her.

When the two of them disappeared, Vardy suddenly laughed out of character, and the venue staff behind Vardy couldn't help laughing.

"Mr. Vardy, I have to remind you that you are really scary. If something goes wrong with this couple, our venue will not be responsible!"

Vardy nodded with a smile. Although it was really scary, it was unlikely that something would happen if he was scared, and he would not attack the elderly and children.

It's just that Vardy doesn't know whether the couple can get together in the end just now.

At a critical moment, the boy abandons the girl and runs away by himself. This is simply the biggest killer of the relationship between lovers.

Well, I may have done a thing that gave birth to a son without XX. The young couple lived a good life without doing anything outrageous, and I broke up the family by myself. Is this understandable as an alternative? Old Wang next door?