I am Vardy

Of course, the shaggy heads of Vardy and Ferdinand are a bit eye-catching at first glance, but after getting used to it, they are actually pretty good. Manchester United players quickly discovered this.

Ferdinand's original braid looks very individual, and in fact he is a bit handsome, but this style is a bit too troublesome, not to mention Ferdinand himself, even his teammates feel that he has a boring day.

As for Vardy, from killing Matt to bald head to tomato head, he has led countless trends, and now he has finally started to attack the puffy head again.

Golden yellow, fluffy and fluffy, flowing with the wind, with an explosive texture, it looks really good, and the two of them must lead another wave of trends.

Many people are very envious of Vardy's happy life. He doesn't need to care about other people's eyes, he lives a self-satisfied life, and he can do whatever he wants. They can't learn this attitude.

But although they are not used to being so independent, if someone leads them, they can follow the trend. At least they let themselves go, but they won't bear too many strange eyes from others, because everyone's attention must be captured. Attracted by Vardy, they can enjoy the shade under the big tree.

"Jamie, you're so mean, you took Leo for styling and left us behind!"

The teammates complained about Vardy's unkindness, or favoring one over another.

Ronaldo naturally doesn't care, he is holding up a small mirror to sort out his shiny hair, in his opinion, Vardy and Ferdinand's unkempt hair is simply lousy.

But other teammates don't think so, they think the puffy hair is still very handsome.

Vardy created skinheads in Everton before, leading the trend of a generation, and the topic lasted for a long time, which is amazing.

What self-motivated pro doesn't need exposure?

Led by Vardy, they can easily make the headlines, which is better than doing their own tricks but still possibly not making the headlines!

Just like now, if Manchester United played in the next game, five or six puffy heads came out together, the shocking effect would not be surprising.

Vardy looked at the shortness of his teammates and said to himself that even if I take you to do styling, you will not be able to make your hair unkempt!

"Don't say I don't take care of you, I made a batch of fluffy head fakes. If you are willing to shave your heads, you can naturally join the fluffy party!"

With that said, Vardy took out a fake condom from his backpack and handed it to everyone!

Everyone took it and admired it for a long time, with a look of satisfaction.

It didn't even need Vardy to brainwash one by one, and soon the Pengpeng Party was established and grew at a very impressive speed.

Fletcher and O'Shea said they wanted to shave their heads, but Brown, who was originally bald, didn't even need to shave his head.

As for Rooney, this guy's head has begun to thin out day by day. Under Vardy's strong persuasion, he half pushed and half got into the car.

And when everyone showed up at the training ground the next day, the shocking effect was completely different from yesterday.

Six shaggy heads made the Carrington training base look like a sheep village, with wool rolls all over the floor.

Ferguson gave him a cold look and almost got a heart attack. If the pacemaker in his chest stopped beating because of this, then Vardy and the others would be guilty.

The reporters who photographed this scene of the parade were overjoyed, and they could already foresee that huge bonuses were waving to them.

However, they could see clearly that this might just be a way for the Manchester United players to have fun. After all, such a long unkempt head, with the original head length of the players, is impossible to achieve, so this must be a fake.

By the way, is it allowed to wear fake condoms in official games?

This thing is not a murder weapon, so it should be fine!

In one night, Manchester United's puffy party had exploded in England, eclipsing all other headlines, with pictures of six unkempt headlines on the front page.

You know, when the league and the Champions League are in full swing, all kinds of news should be overwhelming, and Vardy once again contracted the headlines,

It's just disgusting.

Even the media in Milan already knew that the six Pompon parties were about to go to Milan...

Sales of the pompadours have soared to the point that they are sold out in Manchester and even England, as this is not a mainstream look and stocks are scarce.

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In the midst of the hype, Manchester United set off to Milan, Italy, preparing for the first round of the contest between the two sides.

Speaking of which, Manchester United is very lucky. The schedule is first guest and then host, taking the initiative. What's more interesting is that if Manchester United eliminates Inter Milan, then the schedule will still be first guest and then host in the semi-finals. The luck is really good.

The plane landed in Milan, and the Manchester United players felt the chill atmosphere before the war. The fans of Inter Milan have entered the fighting state from now on, which can be seen from the way they greet Manchester United.

Holding up all kinds of posters that vilify Manchester United players, insults continue, and some fans even wear fake shaggy hair to pretend to be Manchester United players, and there is a picture of Manchester United being brutally killed by Inter Milan...

Looking at the ferocious Inter Milan fans, Vardy was a little speechless.

Do Inter Milan and Manchester United have such a big grudge?

It is said that there are many hooligans in English football, and it is not uncommon to be attacked by fans in away games.

But now it seems that the Italian fans are not good at it. Their fighting power is not inferior to the English fans. After all, this is the origin of the mafia.

The other veteran players seemed to have gotten used to this kind of welcome ceremony, and they all leaned back on their chairs and closed their eyes to rest their minds. In their opinion, instead of being filled with righteous indignation here, it is better to recharge their batteries and go to the court for a real battle.

It will never be the disputes off the court that determine the outcome, but the 9o minutes on the court.

When you finally leave as a winner, then these fans who are still proud of the home team will only be left with pity in the end.

Fortunately, Inter Milan fans still have the final bottom line. They did not make noise and chaos outside the hotel in the middle of the night. If there is a group of people knocking and beating, then the Manchester United players should not think about resting!

In fact, it is also easy to understand. If Inter Milan fans are doing Manchester United like this now, then they will move to Manchester in the next round. Can Manchester United fans make Inter Milan feel better?

At the pre-match press conference, the two sides fought with each other and fought a lot of words, which also ignited the game from now on.

The top man of Inter Milan, Adriano, regarded as the king by Inter Milan fans, is at his peak. He doesn't take Manchester United to heart, and his arrogance in character exposes his indomitable nature.

"Who is the better striker, me or Vardy?"

"I don't think this question actually makes any sense. Anyone who has watched our game should know that Vardy doesn't have my dominance on the court at all. The only thing he can do is to run faster in the counterattack. That's all. That's all!"

"Tomorrow I will let him know that sometimes scoring more goals does not mean being strong. If I am more selfish, then I can also score a lot of goals, but does that make sense?"

"The most important thing is that I will not disregard the interests of the team and act like an idiot on the court!"

Adriano's argument made all the reporters dumbfounded, and then smiled excitedly.

Does this mean front hard steel?

Who would have thought that Adriano would belittle Vardy so brazenly in public?

Adriano is red and purple in Inter Milan, but Vardy is not easy to mess with. Is it a display for you to be the leader of the British scorer list?

Of course, if you compare Adriano and Vardy comprehensively, Vardy is indeed not as comprehensive as the Brazilian, but the same sentence, Vardy can score goals, are you not convinced?

In the eyes of many people, the sour taste of Adriano's words is very obvious. As a strong forward, he can't make a breakthrough in the number of goals, which will always be criticized.

Even if Vardy doesn't know anything, but he can score goals, then he is a qualified and excellent striker.

Speaking of which, the two have something in common, that is, their powerful shots are representatives of the violent aesthetics of European football. As long as they are accurate enough, their shots may make any goalkeeper despair.

But Adriano belittled Vardy so unscrupulously, or looked down upon Vardy, how would Vardy fight back?

When Vardy paid attention to the relevant news, his first reaction was a little sluggish, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.

Did I provoke you?

I don't have any intersection with Adriano, and the two haven't even met each other. It's nonsense to say that I have offended the King of Inter Milan.

But why did he spare no effort to belittle himself?

Is it because he also has a strong shot similar to him?

Hard to say!

So how should you respond?

Shaking his head slightly, Vardy felt that he really didn't need to argue with Adriano.

Others may not see his future, but only think that he is very popular in Inter Milan, is Ronaldo's natural successor, and will definitely become a superstar in the future.

But Vardy knew that this might be his last feast of joy.

If the concept of hurting Zhongyong is applied to the green field, then the most typical representative must be Adriano.

Although many people think that Ronaldinho is more representative, but Ronaldinho began to fall after he really reached a certain height. He won the World Cup, La Liga and Champions League, leading the rise of Dream Team II. He has won the supreme honor of World Footballer twice in a row.

And Adriano possessed an unparalleled talent, but he didn't fully transform his talent into strength at all, let alone reach the height that everyone expected of him, and he began to degenerate quickly, which is really regrettable.

For Adriano, who is about to withdraw from mainstream European football, Vardy feels that there is really no need to kill him. Otherwise, if Adriano's depravity is counted on him in the future, he will die unjustly.

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