I am Vardy

After defeating Newcastle, Manchester United continued to lead the Premier League standings. Even if Chelsea has not shown signs of decline, they still cannot surpass Manchester United.

However, after the end of this round of the league, the European League was suspended for two weeks, and the national players from various countries returned to Guoqinwang to compete in the 2008 European Cup qualifiers.

Vardy is no exception. He parted ways with Manchester United's international players, returned home and entered the national team.

Compared with the last time he entered the national team training camp, Vardy was obviously much more cautious this time.

This time, the opponents in the two games are Macedonia and Croatia, and the challenge to Croatia is still away.

Croatia is definitely the strongest opponent of England in the group. In the previous life, Croatia and Russia joined hands to qualify from the group, so that the star-studded England missed the European Cup finals.

Perhaps others will not know this tragic consequence, but Vardy knows all of this, and Croatia must not be underestimated.

If England is overly optimistic, it is easy to repeat the same mistakes.

Facts have proved that Vardy is really not overly worried. The atmosphere in the England national team is very relaxed. Facing the opponents in the group stage, it is almost to the point of giving me no one.

In the eyes of England's bigwigs, England is the top giants in Europe. Their opponents in the European Cup are Italy, the World Cup champion, Portugal, which eliminated them, and France, which lost Zidane, is barely one. Spain, which has shown dominance, is not in their eyes, let alone tiny Croatia.

Vardy and Rooney are both worth as much as the entire Croatian team, so what is there to worry about?

Therefore, the style of painting when the teammates communicated with Vardy was like this:

"Jamie,

You have to treat people, the photobook sells so well, even though it's for charity, we only agreed to shoot it because of your face! "

"That's right, I have to invite a big meal, and then I have to go to the nightclub!"

"It is said that you have a way to find good young models and even celebrities. Next time there is such an event, don't forget me!"

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Speaking of which, after the publication of the photobook they shot when the national team assembled last time, the sales volume was really terrifying.

In just one week, the sales volume of the photobook has exceeded 20 copies in the whole UK, and the sales volume has exceeded 90 copies in the whole world, which is a miracle.

This made the England internationals feel very proud and ecstatic.

But in Vardy's view, perhaps the reason why the photo sales are so high is mainly due to Beckham's influence. As for other people, who knows you.

What's more interesting is that Ferdinand took several sets of women's clothing photos, but only one photo was included in the photo.

Ferdinand thought, isn't this a waste of resources?

If such a good photo cannot be seen by fans all over the world, it would be a crime.

Otherwise, publish it at your own expense, and treat it as a side story of this photo shoot.

As a result, Ferdinand's women's clothing photobook was published independently, and it was not bundled with the England team photobook.

However, it is conceivable how embarrassing the sales of Ferdinand's women's clothing will be.

It is said that Ferdinand disguised himself and went to bookstores to investigate. Now that the England team's photos are selling hotly, his own photos are not popular, and even many bookstores have already taken them off the shelves.

When an England fan bought a portrait of England and then picked up a photo of Ferdinand's women's clothing, the fan just turned two pages before throwing the book aside with an exaggerated gesture, as if the book was stained with a virus.

"What rubbish!"

"It disgusts me to death!"

It is conceivable how broken Ferdinand's heart would be at that time.

And what was even more frustrating was still to come. In order to deal with Ferdinand's women's clothing photos that no one cared about, the bookstore had no choice but to adopt a strategy of bundling sales.

It's a bundle sale, but it's actually just buy one get one free...

"Buy a copy of "Photograph of England" and get a copy of "Photograph of Ferdinand""

"Buy a copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" and get a free copy of "Photograph of Ferdinand""

"Buy a copy of "The Sun" and get a copy of "Photograph of Ferdinand""

"Give away "Photograph of Ferdinand" for nothing"

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What's even more tragic is that even if it's free, people don't want it!

This cruel reality hit Ferdinand a bit hard. Even when he was suspended for eight months because he missed a urine test, he was not so desperate.

But things seem to have turned around recently. It is said that once when a gay guy bought a hamburger, he was given a copy of "Ferdinand's Women's Dress Photo".

The gay guy took the photo to a theme bar where gay guys gather, which almost caused a looting, and the whole gay circle was about to riot.

Perhaps "Photograph of Ferdinand in Women's Clothes" is really eye-catching to ordinary people, but in the eyes of gay guys, this is simply a magic tool for masturbation.

So the normally inconspicuous gay group finally showed their power in the public eye, and they all took turns to buy out the "Ferdinand Women's Dress Photo" which could not be sold and could only be given as a gift!

Ferdinand almost collapsed when he learned that his women's clothing photo had become a fantasy object when gay jerking off.

This also confirmed the sentence, if you don't die, you won't die.

In any case, if the photo sales are good, Vardy's foundation will be able to operate better, instead of relying on blood transfusions all the time. After hiring a management team, the charitable foundation has begun to operate well, and Vardy does not need to change it. Worry more.

Of course, the suggestion from the manager of the foundation to Vardy is to continue to take pictures and buy pictures, the money comes in too fast.

However, Vardy has his own plan. In a short period of time, the consumption potential of fans for photos has been exhausted. In the short term, Vardy does not plan to launch new photos.

In one year, enough fans will have the desire to buy again, and then it is a good time to launch photos.

Of course, the same theme will always make people aesthetically tired, so next time Vardy plans to match men and women, combining England internationals with beautiful stars, the combination of talents and looks can be more attractive.

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In the infinite self-feeling and self-inflated, England ushered in two European Cup qualifiers.

In the first game against Macedonia, England, who played at home, did not leave too much room for fantasy for their weak opponents. Vardy, who appeared on the field, cooperated with Rooney to break into the penalty area shortly after the start, and broke the opponent's goal with a burst shot.

The rest of the game is even simpler. Anyway, Macedonia can't cause any trouble for England, just kick it casually.

In the end, England beat their opponents and won their third victory in the qualifiers.

But Vardy felt that a big victory covered up the disorder of England's offense and defense, and McLaren's tactical system was really inexplicable.

But the fans of England are immersed in the joy of the big victory, and their pursuit and expectations for England are increasing day by day.

Therefore, in the contest with Croatia, England was like a headless fly, completely at a loss on the court.

In contrast, England, which has a super strong team, is like an amateur team. It was defeated by Croatia's very organized offense and there was a risk of conceding the ball at any time, and the chaos in the offense made them fall into In more solo fights, under the blockade of Croatia's midfielder, it does not pose much threat at all.

Vardy is not an omnipotent God, it is impossible for him to lead England to the top alone, and he is powerless when his teammates have no way to support him.

In the end, the proud and arrogant England lost to Croatia, as if a basin of cold water was poured on their heads, and everyone calmed down a lot.

It turns out that our England is not that strong!

Although England has an enviable lineup, if there is no way to knead these superstars together well and play the role of one plus one greater than two, then this paper lineup will be meaningless.

What makes Vardy feel uncomfortable is that McLaren's use of double virtues is completely whimsical, which is also an important reason why England lost.

Gerrard and Lampard are undoubtedly the top all-round midfielders with similar styles. Everyone envies England for having these two world-class midfielders.

But how should these two secondary midfielders be used?

According to the theory, a team should have only one midfield core, and all midfielders should position and move around the midfield core, so that the tactical thinking of the whole team can be unified and will not be separated from the front and back.

But McLaren took it for granted, sending Gerrard and Ferdinand on the field at the same time, let the two form a dual-core, so the power can be doubled?

It's just that apparently, it turns out, isn't such a good idea.

Even though Gerrard and Lampard have similar styles, they are two completely different individuals with completely independent thoughts.

When Gerrard has the ball, he may think of attacking in this way, but when Lampard has the ball, he thinks of attacking in that way. In this way, the rhythm of the two is not in the same direction. Who should listen to?

This is the root cause of the chaos and disorder in England's midfield.

Although Beckham is the captain and has the ability to control the rhythm, his range of activities is always on the side, and his core role is limited.

If it were replaced by a tactical master to teach England, it might be able to change this embarrassing situation, but there has never been a world-renowned coach in the England national team.

In this regard, Vardy is also very helpless, and he speaks lightly. Even if he knows the history clearly, he is powerless to change anything.

Losing to Croatia not only resulted in a complete defeat, but Croatia firmly held the upper hand on the scene, as if the tyrannical Three Lions were beaten back to their original form overnight.

The public opinion media criticized this England team, and the fans also hated the national team for not living up to expectations. The Three Lions fell directly from heaven to the bottom of the valley.

Is England really going to be the same as in the previous life, and can't even make it to the European Cup finals?

No, absolutely not!

Vardy knew he had to do something.

So, when Beckham was about to leave the national team and return to Madrid, Vardy knocked on Beckham's door.

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