I am Vardy

During the suspension period, Manchester United's first-team games actually had nothing to do with him. Although he participated in training, Vardy appeared more often on the substitute side, becoming the leader of the team, and playing the main lineup.

Van der Sar is about to cry, don't suspend the game, the baby is suffering.

According to reason, Vardy should go to the reserve team to participate in the game to ensure the training status. Most of the injured or suspended players actually do this.

But Vardy is a treasure in Ferguson's eyes. He doesn't worry about letting Vardy play in the reserve league. If he is really injured, he won't even have the place to cry.

So Vardy is very free, just watch Manchester United games like an ordinary fan.

It just so happened that Vardy has received a lot of endorsements. Taking advantage of the suspension, he patted the commercials and walked around, making some money first.

Of course, Vardy did not forget to participate in community promotion activities at the request of the club. This can be regarded as the daily life of the players when they are not playing.

If it is a small field with adults, then Vardy will be very happy, even if you have to keep the kick, it is quite interesting!

But if playing football with children, Vardy is a little bit resistant.

There is no way, Vardy is not a child at all, even ignorant children can treat him as a class enemy, this sad fact makes him want to cry without tears.

For him, talking children are demons, and he has been tricked and escaped more than once.

If you are serious with the brat, then you lose!

Deliberately losing to them, the little kid's eyes that want to go to the sky and despise Vardy can piss people off;

What if you win?

Then these little guys cried like pear blossoms and rain, as if they were bullying children, heinous.

Anyway, Vardy feels that he will probably miss the little kid in his life.

Otherwise, one day I will have a ligation to avoid future troubles?

Just like now, it is really nerve-wracking for me to pretend to be serious when I am in a primary school team and play against them.

But these little guys are not only ungrateful, but also blamed Vardy for not scoring a goal, which is a bit unreasonable!

So Vardy ran back and forth on the field with a crying face, feeling more uncomfortable than playing a real game.

"You kick so badly, you go and guard the goal!" In the end, Vardy was assigned such a task by the guy who looked like the captain.

"Watch me think about life!"

"Look at my deadly flying shovel!"

"Brutal collision!"

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While playing football happily, the little guys yelled about Vardy's famous stunts. They were so happy. Only Vardy smiled wryly.

In the end, finally, a little guy who didn't play expressed his comfort to Vardy,

"I love you playing football!"

One sentence made Vardy burst into tears, little brother, you are so discerning!

Then, before Vardy gave the jersey he had prepared to the little guy, he knelt down to the little kid.

"I also like Rooney very much, it would be great if you two could be together!"

Little friend, why didn't I tell you that men and men can't be together?

If your dad has instilled this kind of thinking in you since you were a child, then I have nothing to say!

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The days without games are always difficult, and Vardy managed to survive the suspension of more than two weeks.

In Vardy's three league games suspended, United have won two and lost one, with wins over Wigan and Reading and a loss away to Newcastle.

Although there is no complete victory, Manchester United still leads the standings. With Manchester United's winning percentage, it has surpassed Chelsea in the same period last year.

Of course, Mourinho's team is still stumbling now. Although it often wins and even performs well in strong dialogues, it is far less strong than last season and fell behind Manchester United by six points again.

And then Manchester United's injured midfielders returned six times. Under internal and external troubles, Chelsea was even more powerless to catch up with Manchester United.

However, although Manchester United performed well, they did not play in three games. The fans still miss Vardy very much. They feel that Vardy is not on the court, and watching the game is meaningless.

Among other things, at least without Vardy, Manchester United won't be beautiful.

It was very difficult to win against Reading. The savage style of the opponent would give everyone a headache. Faced with the opponent's rude defense, the stars of Manchester United had no good way. In the end, Ronaldo used an elevator ball to help Manchester United win all. three points.

Fans can't help but think, if Vardy was on the court in this game, would he be able to score every minute, lead every minute, and win every minute?

The away loss to Newcastle was even more regrettable. Rooney was out with a muscle strain, Ronaldo had a cold, and Vardy was suspended, and Manchester United's trident all knelt down.

Without super stars like Manchester United's trident, Manchester United's lineup actually looks like that, far from being star-studded.

The loss in the end is also reasonable, at least from the perspective of the scene, Newcastle played better, and they took the initiative most of the time at home.

At this time, the fans miss Vardy even more. If Vardy is on the court, Manchester United will never have to worry about being passive in the game.

Don't forget what the essence of Vardy is!

Even though Vardy has learned more offensive methods one after another and is constantly improving, Vardy's sharpest point will always be his counterattack.

If you suppress us casually, if I am afraid, I will lose!

In the game against Manchester United, as long as Vardy is on the field, no one dares to fully press and attack Manchester United without leaving a back road, because Vardy is likely to explode your goal before your desperate attack. chrysanthemum!

Why did Newcastle dare to attack Manchester United? Isn't it because Vardy is not on the court!

If Vardy is on the court, they would not dare to lend their courage!

It's all right now, Vardy is back, and finally I don't have to watch others swearing in front of Manchester United!

Of course, it is impossible for everyone to look forward to Vardy's return very much, just like Villa, they really want to protest to the FA now, why not suspend Vardy for one more game.

Speaking of which, the FA's schedule is also very nonsense. Three weeks ago, Villa and Manchester United met in the English League, and it was in that game that Villa's players knocked Vardy off the field, and also Let Vardy be punished by the FA. Even if the enmity between the two sides is not irreconcilable, they are extremely jealous. At least Vardy personally expressed his desire to kill them.

But what people didn't expect was that three weeks later, the two teams met again, and this game happened to be Vardy's return battle.

That's interesting!

Vardy's personality impression has always been almost vengeful, and now that Vera is sent to Vardy again, it depends on how Vardy tortures Vera!

Headshot all the Villa players with heavy artillery, and the brains are all over the floor?

Or did he score seven or eight goals, causing Villa to have a nervous breakdown and doubt his life?

Or is it to use some unexpected and more terrifying way to make a corpse litter the field?

Everyone is guessing how Vardy will deal with Villa. Although there are different opinions, one thing is certain, that is, Vardy will never remain indifferent.

Villa is really a little uneasy now. Although the player who framed Vardy is still lying on the hospital bed, he is probably able to escape, but the question is, what about the other players on the field?

Can Vardy show his conscience, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately and let them go?

Even if they don't believe it themselves!

And just as everyone guessed, Vardy did not intend to let Villa go, this guy is now brewing his ultimate plan!

Vardy has a small book with an unattractive appearance, and the content recorded in it is incomprehensible to ordinary people. Only he knows it. This is his "record of grievances and enmity".

"On a certain day of a certain year, Rooney bullied me again!"

"On a certain day in a certain year, that bastard Ferdinand refused to pay back his debts!"

"On a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, the xx referee deliberately targeted me and must be killed!"

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And the latest one is that the Villa players touched porcelain, and then the FA imposed additional penalties that annoyed me.

What's the use of memorizing these things?

If you don’t consider Vardy’s mild persecution paranoia, there are still many people against him, such as a certain referee, such as a certain official. Because there are too many such people, Vardy is afraid that his brain is not enough. The deep hatred is forgotten.

For the convenience of revenge in the future, it must be written down.

Villa is impressively listed, the player who is still in the hospital is the main offender, while the other Villa players are the accomplices.

The main culprit ran away, so I'm sorry, I'll just trouble you accomplices!

After all, do you want to be shot for ten minutes, or let me dig a hole and bury you alive?

Although in the eyes of many people, Villa was forced to make such a bad move by Vardy at the time, but Vardy will never find problems from himself, so what can you do to me?

I got up, I was scared myself!

Putting down his little books, under the originally soft orange light, his face looked so eerie. If the Villa players saw this scene, they would probably use various reasons to avoid the game!

Staying away from a Vardy who is about to lose his mind is the advice of countless victims to the latecomers!

 …

Vardy entered the system, thinking about whether he would be able to receive the task, but what he didn't expect was that what he encountered was a system that shared his hatred with him.

"System prompt: In view of the fact that the host has encountered a series of punishments, the kind and caring system will open up more permissions to the host!"

"First, temporarily grant the host the "King Kong Body" feature to minimize the possibility of the host being injured in this game."

"Second, give the host three real-life partial black hole cards for the host's squandering use."

"Third, macroscopically influence the referee to ensure that the whole game will make unbiased penalties."

"Fourth, give the host a damage rebound card, so be prepared."

"System task: In the game against Villa, score as many goals as possible, get rid of the opponent's players as much as possible, and reward the host after the game is over depending on the completion of the game!"

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