I am Vardy

One little star is enough to handle the little fat man, and Vardy will never find him two, because he can't handle two in one night...

Of course, for the sake of face, Rooney might yell: I want to hit ten!

It’s just that, Vardy may hear the woman moaning all night next to the hotel, and when Vardy stood on the terrace watching the moon, he found that Rooney was also on the terrace next door...

That would be embarrassing!

While Vardy and Rooney were discussing the humiliating compensation plan, Ronaldo also began to have fun in the window.

Some tourists thought Ronaldo's model was realistic and couldn't help coming over to take a closer look, but as soon as they stretched their heads over, they were frightened to death by Ronaldo's sudden grin, and some even ran away in fright.

Soon, many tourists gathered outside the window, taking pictures with ball cameras.

It's just that they were so stunned, there were so many people watching, and they didn't know the truth, they thought everyone was watching because Ronaldo's plastic model was so realistic.

So I stood outside the window and took a photo with Ronaldo's model. However, when Ronaldo frightened people, the person holding the scissors hands was fine, but he scared the person who was taking pictures on the other side. Two of the cameras fell...

News of the Manchester United trio's appearance at the Trafford Mall spread like wildfire, and Vardy's underwear store was soon besieged. A large number of fans flocked, and the media rushed to visit.

Trident had played enough, changed their clothes, satisfied some fans' signatures, and then accepted interviews with several reporters on the spot. Vardy focused on promoting his men's underwear brand before Shi Shiran left.

The spread of online news is very fast. Immediately, you can see the news that Trident is a model for men's underwear.

This is probably the most cost-effective advertisement.

"Valdy actually created a men's underwear brand. I just want to know, won't it be funny to wear Vardy's underwear?"

"It's a bit expensive, a pair of underwear is enough to find a tender model!"

"Is it because Vardy is too busy to wear other underwear, so he made his own brand in a fit of anger?"

 …

Just when the hype was in full swing, the Manchester United Trident missed Manchester United's training on the second day. The old man almost exploded without being on the training ground.

Why are they absent from training?

The reason is ridiculous!

The three of them sneered in the mall wearing only their underwear yesterday, but they all caught a cold!

Vardy is lying at home now with a runny nose, sneezing one after another, Rooney and Ronaldo are not much better, anyway, this matter is finally counted on Vardy's head, it is conceivable that when they return to training How would Ferguson spray the three of them on the field?

 …

Three days later, the three returned to the training ground neatly, and then in Ferguson's office, there was a thunderstorm, and the three almost died inside. When they came out, each of them lost a layer of skin.

They looked at each other, rejoiced that they were still alive, and hurriedly escaped from this terrifying place.

In the locker room, Ronaldo and Rooney began to complain about Vardy. If it wasn't for Vardy, why would they have been abused.

"Cut, don't you guys have fun?" Vardy retorted disdainfully.

Ronaldo stopped talking, because he really had a good time that day. In comparison, being scolded by Ferguson seemed nothing.

It's just that Rooney was furious at this time.

"I'm so happy, I didn't scare anyone, and my ass was stabbed, I'm so happy!"

In this regard, Vardy can only draw a cross on his chest to express his silent condolences to Rooney, but he has no awareness of the murderer at all!

"Oh, by the way, I still have something to discuss with you!" Vardy said suddenly.

Hearing Vardy speak, Rooney felt his ass tighten instantly and his face turned pale.

But it's okay, Vardy really didn't intend to play tricks on them this time?

"You two come to endorse my men's underwear brand. The three of us will fight together. I will strive to make Valdi the world's largest men's underwear brand!" Vardy clenched his fists and drew a grand blueprint.

The two people in front of them were taken aback this time, but they didn't expect Vardy to ask them to speak for them.

"Are you planning to rip off our endorsement fees?" Ronaldo was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.

Vardy smiled and shook his head, he really didn't pay attention to this endorsement fee.

At the current level of Ronaldo and Rooney, ordinary endorsements are usually around one million pounds, which is not much compared to Vardy's current worth.

"Just say whether you are willing or not. The rest of the endorsement fee and the contract, let our agent talk about it. I promise not to treat you badly. Can I still cheat you?"

"Yes!" Rooney and Ronaldo said in unison.

Vardy pouted, ignored their troubles, and continued to describe his plan.

"As you have seen, there are still several series of underpants under the brand. Among them, I am the endorser of the teasing series. Cristiano, you endorse the sports series. I also want to find the old man to endorse the business series. Do you think he can agree? "

Vardy himself endorses the funny series, which is in line with his image positioning, and it is no problem for Ronaldo to endorse the sports series.

But the old man Ferguson will endorse underwear for this little money?

Imagine the poster of the old man wearing Valdi underwear-pants, the picture is unbearable to look at, it is too hot for the eyes...

This is equivalent to directly destroying Ferguson's personality, not to mention agreeing, even if Vardy went to the old man to talk about it, Ferguson would beat him to death in his office.

The three of them trembled instantly, shaking their heads hastily.

Well, give up that idea!

But at this time, Rooney felt something was wrong. Ronaldo and Rooney both had missions, so what about me?

"What should I do? You forgot me?"

Vardy smiled, and the meaning contained in the smile seemed to sell Rooney, which instantly made Rooney vigilant.

"Isn't there still a children's series? This series belongs to you!" Vardy patted Rooney on the shoulder, as if he had given him a very important task.

Go, the organization favors you!

But Rooney didn't appreciate it, why should I own the hairy children's series?

"You think I look like a child?" Rooney asked puzzled.

Looking at the increasingly sparse hair on Rooney's head, Vardy and Ronaldo shook their heads in unison, shameless!

"Well, I think your thing is too small for children's underwear, so what do you think?"

Vardy shrugged, but as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

An image of him wearing children's underwear and giggling suddenly appeared in Rooney's mind, and he shuddered instantly.

And then there's the routine of boxing, which ends with Vardy getting bruised and bruised. …

 …

In the 25th round of the league, Manchester United played against Watford at home. This is another game without much suspense.

As a newly promoted team, Watford's goal is not to wrestle with giants, but how to avoid relegation in the league. Don't come to England for a season and then go back in despair, that would be shameful.

However, everyone thought it was a game where Manchester United scored three points after a cutscene, but it almost exploded.

Not long after the opening game, Watford took advantage of a careless mistake from Manchester United's defense and broke the goal of Manchester United. At that moment, the whole Old Trafford lost their voice.

Manchester United have performed well this season, especially at Old Trafford. Even some giants and strong teams, it is not easy to break their goals casually.

However, mistakes on the court often occur inadvertently, and no one can avoid it, especially if the entire defense line is collectively short-circuited, it is strange not to concede the ball.

However, Manchester United, who woke up like a dream after losing the ball, encountered Watford's bus again. They wished that 11 people stood in a row to block the goal. Manchester United's offensive threat was greatly reduced.

At the end of the first half, Manchester United still failed to equalize and fell behind Watford at home.

When they walked off the court, the expressions on the faces of the Manchester United players were very dignified.

Perhaps for Manchester United, the opponent's bus is not the biggest obstacle to their goals. The bigger problem may still appear on the referee.

At Manchester United's home court, the Red Devils are often taken care of by the referee to a certain extent. It may not necessarily affect the balance of the game, but Manchester United players play absolutely comfortably.

But this game was completely different. It seemed that everything was turned upside down. The referee did not favor the home team, but instead favored Watford.

Watford players are struggling to defend, so it is inevitable that they often use foul actions to destroy Manchester United's offense. If normal standards are followed, Manchester United can destroy Watford with only free kicks in the first half.

However, the referee seems to be wearing a blindfold. As long as it is not a particularly large foul, he will turn a blind eye. Occasionally, he will take off the blindfold and suddenly realize that it was a foul, so Manchester United will be awarded a free kick.

When it came time for Watford to fight back, Vardy would often intercept with savage dashes and deadly shovels. Originally, these two characteristics had the function of reducing the chance of fouls, but he was still repeatedly stopped by the referee. Getting a yellow card obviously doesn't make sense in terms of probability.

What is even more unacceptable is that Vardy scored a successful anti-offside goal in the first half, but was blown off by the referee. The flag raised by the line referee was obviously telling everyone that Vardy was offside.

But through the video playback, fans all over the world can see that Vardy was wronged. The moment Ronaldo passed the ball, Vardy was still behind Watford's two central defenders!

Without the help of the referee, Manchester United would never have fallen behind in the first half, even if they could not lead, at least it would have been a draw.

Vardy's eyes are very deep. He knows that maybe the FA will start targeting him!

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