I am Vardy

Old Trafford seemed to be erupting like hell, and everyone shouted hoarsely, worshiping the coming of God.

That's right, Vardy is the God of Old Trafford!

It's just that this God may sometimes have a twitching brain, suddenly teasing!

Just like now, after scoring a goal, Vardy opened his arms and soared on the turf of Old Trafford, but avoided the bear hugs of his teammates all the way, and soared to the side of the stands!

Where's my hamburger?

Where are my fries?

Vardy muttered while running!

It is exciting to score goals, but Vardy has scored too many goals against Chelsea and is almost immune, so what he is thinking about at this time is his mission.

After running around the stands, Vardy finally found a little boy eating a hamburger in the bottom stand. Of course, it was mainly the hamburger in the boy's hand!

Leaning on the billboard and crossing over, Vardy rushed towards the little boy excitedly.

Seeing Vardy's actions, the fans in front of the TV were inexplicably excited, and the rebroadcast camera showed several close-ups of this little boy with a slightly confused expression!

Today, the case is solved!

Before Vardy once again made a cradle dance celebration after scoring a goal in the game. At that time, public opinion was boiling, saying that Vardy did not know where to hide an illegitimate child.

Could it be that the little boy with a dazed expression gnawing on a hamburger is Vardy's illegitimate child?

But this is too big, right?

Or is it Vardy's younger brother?

It's possible!

Just when everyone was speculating about the identity of the little boy,

Vardy has already jumped onto the stands, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, he snatched the hamburger from the little boy's hand.

It turned out that the little boy was quite confused, but this time he was completely confused, and cried with a groan!

"Mom, he grabbed my hamburger!"

Crying so much is called heart-piercing.

Everyone was dumbfounded. Originally, everyone thought they would see a warm hug. Vardy hugged the little boy. This scene would be very harmonious and heartwarming.

But no one expected that the style of painting took a turn for the worse, teasing Vardy to become a robber and snatch the hamburger from the little boy's hand.

By the way, how boring are you?

What's even more irritating is that Vardy turned over and got off the stands, and while walking on the field, he ate the burger with relish, and it was delicious!

For Vardy's daily teasing behavior, the fans said that it is commonplace and there is no pressure.

"Valdy: If you score a goal, you have to add some energy, otherwise it will be boring!"

"I just want to know, whose burger is this, it looks very appetizing!"

"It is suggested that Manchester United fans should not take their children to watch the game in the future. God knows what Vardy is looking at in the hands of children. You have to believe that Vardy is definitely a repeat offender!"

"Is the income of professional players so low? Players are so hungry that they grab hamburgers during the game. It seems that I can't let my children play football in the future. There is no future for playing football!"

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The Manchester United fans in the stands burst into laughter, this is the normal version of the game, goals + funny, both are indispensable!

But Emma Watson in the box was speechless. She finally knew why Vardy felt so shameless that day. It turned out that he was this kind of guy in the first place!

Back on the court, the teammates all looked at Vardy with a look of second-handedness, especially at this time Vardy was still holding a half-eaten hamburger in his hand!

"You want to eat too? Then take it!" Vardy teased them deliberately.

The Manchester United players shook their heads in unison, they couldn't afford to lose this man!

At this time, the referee came over and warned Vardy righteously: "Please don't go to the stands to grab fans' burgers, it's not good!"

After speaking, the referee turned his head and left, and the Manchester United players were taken aback for a while.

When did the referee become so easy to talk to?

I remember the last time Vardy rushed to the stands, but the referee gave him a red card, so he didn't have to come down.

This time Vardy also rushed into the stands, but the referee just gave a warning, why is the gap so big?

Is Vardy so annoying that the referee doesn't bother to punish him?

Vardy finished the burger in three bites and the game restarted.

It's just that because Vardy gnawed too fast, choked enough, and ran violently, he began to hiccup continuously.

"Hi... burp... burp..."

Looking from behind, Vardy's neck and head shrugged, which was very funny. The camera quickly showed Vardy's front, and then everyone realized that Vardy had hiccupped!

The fans were laughing like hell, this tease forced someone to eat hamburgers, but he choked and hiccupped himself, and only this bastard could do it.

"Yes, let you grab someone's hamburger and eat it, retribution!"

But at this time, Lampard was about to collapse, because Chelsea started to attack, and Vardy was entangled with him, "hiccuping" non-stop, as if a foodie was going to eat him at any time, it was too embarrassing !

Especially when Vardy was so close to him, he could still smell Vardy's mouth.

Orleans Chicken Burger!

Lampard swears that he will never eat Orleans chicken drumsticks in the future!

After Chelsea fell behind, the whole momentum changed and became more intimidating. Mourinho's team will never lack fighting spirit.

As a full-back with strong assisting ability, Ashley Cole began to frequently insert assists. Manchester United's defensive pressure was very high, and Vardy could only return to the wing to help defend.

It is tragic to say that the super defensive feature of "Valdy area" only takes effect on the left side, and the right side is not within the effective range. Vardy can only rely on the deadly shovel to deal with Ashley Cole.

He didn't dare to be too unscrupulous. After all, in such an important game, if Ronaldo was sent off for a foul, Ronaldo would have been sidelined. Without him, Manchester United would undoubtedly lose.

So in the defense here, Vardy was also embarrassed by Ashley Cole.

Of course, no one will complain about Vardy. After all, for forward players, defense is actually an attitude.

Vardy is willing to actively return to the defense and is willing to help the team's defense to contribute, which is enough for everyone to applaud. As for the defensive effect, can you still expect a forward to have better defensive skills than a defender?

Uh, in fact, Vardy is also possible to do it, as long as he has a perfect central defender possession card, unfortunately, he really doesn't have one now.

Chelsea's offensive is very strong, and Drogba alone is very difficult to defend. When Mourinho envied Ferguson for having Vardy, in fact, all British coaches were envious of Mourinho for having Drogba.

In the 23rd minute of the first half, Chelsea, who were constantly on the attack, scored a goal. Ballack suddenly jumped in to get rid of Alan Smith's charge. With a kick on the penalty area line, Van der Sar made a save. But it failed to stop Chelsea's goal.

The two teams returned to the same starting line, but the situation was not good for Manchester United, because Chelsea scored an away goal.

In the UEFA Champions League home and away game system, an away goal can often determine who is the final qualifier, which must not be ignored.

After the game restarted, the two teams finally showed their fangs and started the most intense confrontation.

The pace is so fast that it is dizzying. One second, Manchester United was organizing an attack near the Chelsea penalty area, and the next second it may become Chelsea attacking Manchester United's goal. The two teams have tried their best. Their purpose is only one, and that is to break through the opponent. goal.

In the 34th minute of the first half, Chelsea played a quick counterattack. Drogba crushed Manchester United's defense line like a tank, and finally gave the ball to Joe Cole. The England international broke the Manchester United goal again with a powerful shot.

However, Manchester United was also not to be outdone. Three minutes later, Vidic took advantage of a corner kick to shake his head and attack the goal to make the two teams score a tie.

Before the end of the first half, four goals had already been scored, and the scene was fierce and exciting. For those fans who simply appreciate the game, this kind of game is nothing less than the happiest thing.

However, for Manchester United fans, a draw with Chelsea is definitely not good news, so the Manchester United fans in the stands ignored their hoarse voices and continued to cheer for the team at the top of their lungs, and they must beat Chelsea.

However, after a fierce confrontation, both teams needed to rest and recuperate. In this way, the first half of the game was over.

When he walked off the court, Vardy's face was not relaxed. He knew that Ronaldo must be watching the TV broadcast in the ward now. He failed to lead Manchester United to crush Chelsea. Presumably Ronaldo will be very disappointed with himself?

Vardy's heavy expression appeared in front of the fans through the big screen in the stadium, and the Manchester United fans almost cried.

Their teaser Vardy has always been an optimist with a silly grin, life is always beautiful, and they always laugh;

But Vardy didn't have a smiling face just now, so he must be in a bad mood.

In fact, the pressure on Manchester United and Vardy in this game is really great.

At Old Trafford, Chelsea seems to have regained the demeanor of the king of last season, performing extremely strong, even better than Manchester United at home to a certain extent, the score can explain everything very well.

At least Manchester United's midfield is at a disadvantage, so from the perspective of creating opportunities, Manchester United is also far inferior to their opponents.

Without Ronaldo in the Trident, the power of Manchester United's offensive combination will also be greatly reduced.

Manchester United is very dangerous, you know, Chelsea already has two away goals.

What makes Valdy even more upset is that the task assigned by the system has not yet been completed. I have already grabbed the kid's hamburger and ate it!

Eat and drink, I ate hamburgers and drank water on the sidelines, nothing wrong!

However, the system does not give any explanation, it is very overbearing, and does not consider the mentality of consumers at all, bad review!

Eating, drinking, and drinking, doesn't this drink refer to drinking water, but drinking?

This Nima is a bit of a spoof!

Well, in order to complete the task, Vardy can only try.

Now he has no place to buy wine, so he can only repeat the old tricks!

Whoever gets it is unlucky! 74

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