I am Vardy

The away game against Chelsea is indeed the most difficult game for Manchester United this season.

Let's not mention the victory in the first round, it's hard to say who has the upper hand.

In the second round, Manchester United will face a serious shortage of major generals, and they are two very critical stars.

If the tridents were on the field at the same time, then the old man would definitely not mind a good fight with Chelsea. Even if the midfielder was weaker, the bloody storm caused by the tridents on the front line was enough for Manchester United to not lose the wind as a whole.

But now, the old man really can't muster up the courage to fight against the Blues, because Manchester United no longer has this capital.

This can be seen from the pre-match preparations, the old man is really afraid of Chelsea.

Five defenders, four midfielders, Vardy alone at the front, this is the tactic that Manchester United focused on before the league.

Solskjaer is an opportunist, and Saha is the same. In the case that the Manchester United midfielder may not be able to create a few opportunities throughout the game, the two of them can only wander alone on the field more often, doing nothing. .

Instead of this, it is better to increase defensive players to stabilize the defense, and then use Vardy's speed to counterattack. This is Ferguson's tactical thinking in this game.

It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. Even if Ferguson is good and has no one under him, can he still play on the field by himself?

Speaking of which, Ferguson's player career is really not good. Even if he has the ability of his youth and plays football, he is not at the same level as the players on both sides. He is equivalent to the old man who plays wild football.

Ten people defend and one counterattacks.

Whether Manchester United can get close to the final depends on whether ten people can prevent Chelsea's fierce offensive on the one hand, and on the other hand whether Vardy can pose a threat to Chelsea.

Therefore, Vardy has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders.

When warming up at Stamford Bridge, Vardy's face was a little more dignified and less relaxed.

This is not the usual optimist's funny version of Vardy. The pressure of the war made Vardy not even think about the funny thing.

It's just that what Vardy didn't know was that in a box at Stamford Bridge at this time, a girl with a delicate face was sitting there quietly, her eyes were fixed on him.

 …

Looking back on these three seasons, under the temptation of the system, Vardy played tricks and went around in circles, with the purpose of growing himself into a real football superstar.

Perhaps now, this wish has come true, and he is already a super star.

But who can understand what you have paid?

For Vardy, it's really not natural to be funny.

From the initial resistance and resistance, to the reluctant effort to tease him to improve himself, even though he has adapted to this kind of life now, and even the teasing style has gradually spread to his bones, he will never forget his original intention - to tease Than is for football.

Returning to the essence, the funny competition within the scope of victory will make people excited and can't help laughing, but if you fail because of the funny competition, then no one will think how interesting you are, and everyone will only think that you have no enterprising spirit, and they will spurn you infinitely .

Just like now, the situation of Manchester United has never been so severe, and not many people are even optimistic that Manchester United can eliminate Chelsea and get close to the final.

If at this time Vardy still wants to play tricks without knowing the importance, and Manchester United is really out of the Champions League, then he is Manchester United's eternal sinner.

Therefore, Vardy was extremely serious in this game, never before.

Even the system knows Vardy's mood, so he didn't assign a task to Vardy, otherwise, Vardy might really rise up and turn against the dog comparison system.

Standing at Stamford Bridge now is a fighting Vardy, not the funny guy who always has a smile on his face.

Everything is written by the winner, and Vardy is more willing to be funny after the victory.

Vardy's serious appearance surprised attentive fans. The most common thing for them is to tease Bivardi,

Occasionally, I can see Vardy who was furious because of his opponent's excessive provocation, but Vardy at that time actually looked very funny.

But now, everyone can't see anything else from his eyes, only seriousness and determination.

Perhaps such Vardy is even more terrifying!

Mourinho on the sidelines looked at Vardy with crazy eyes, and it even felt like a deeply affectionate woman looking at her beloved lover.

The obsession with Vardy has reached its peak at this moment. Mourinho feels that if he cannot coach Vardy in this life, no matter how many championships he wins, it is probably not a successful coaching career.

I must get Vardy! Mourinho said to himself in his heart.

 …

Vardy, who is extremely serious, feels that this world should also be serious, which feels extremely good.

It's just that he didn't expect that just after the pre-match ceremony was over and Manchester United was about to kick off, the Chelsea fans gave him a big gift, a long-prepared gift.

In the UEFA Champions League final last season, a giant fat girl in Barcelona gave Vardy the most fatal blow. She took off her pants and exposed her unbearable buttocks. As a result, Vardy was traumatized and had no intention of playing for a long time.

Now whenever I think back to the scene at that time, Vardy feels that life is so dark.

There was another incident some time ago. After Vardy was targeted by the FA, in order to protest the FA, Vardy made tens of thousands of his own masks and distributed them to the fans. During the game, the fans wore them together to support themselves to protest against the FA. The Football Association caused quite a stir at the time.

It may be that these two things inspired the fans. They actually combined the two things into one and prepared a special gift for Vardy, a gift that may completely collapse Vardy.

At the order of the fan leader, all the fans took out something similar to the poster that had been equipped and placed it in front of them.

On the poster is the fat girl who took off her pants in last season's Champions League final. On the screen, she took off her pants, revealing a buttock that would make people collapse.

This is not a mask, but a poster about the height of a person. There are all such posters on the stands on all sides. When combined, it looks like tens of thousands of fat girls are taking off their pants in front of Vardy in the stands.

At that moment, Vardy knelt down directly.

Nima is too insidious!

It was absolutely the darkest moment of his life.

Fat Girl's ass has penetrated into the depths of Vardy's soul, causing wave after wave of impact damage until Vardy collapsed completely.

Not to mention Vardy, even Chelsea players can't stand this scene.

This is definitely a way to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred at the same time, but Chelsea players probably feel that as long as Vardy is abolished, Manchester United will also be abolished.

If there is only one fat girl, then Vardy may not be able to see it, but now there are stands on all sides, as long as Vardy opens his eyes, there must be countless fat girls in sight.

What is the difference between this strong picture and the end of the world?

Sin!

Vardy felt that he might have dug a hole for himself. If he didn't make a mask to satirize the FA, Chelsea fans probably wouldn't be able to think of such a way to deal with him.

For me, you are also painstakingly ah!

The momentum that had been brewing for a long time was directly broken, and Vardy's eyes were full of horror, not the seriousness and persistence just now.

Even the players on both sides didn't feel very good, and there was an urge to run home quickly if they didn't want to play.

If you see too much of this thing, it will be bad if you don't get hard in the future.

The fans in front of the TV also knelt down for what the Chelsea fans made. I really admire the courage of the fans, and at the same time feel sorry for Vardy for five minutes. After all, this thing hurts Vardy the most.

"Report, the game screen caused me strong discomfort!"

"I just want to know, who paid for so many posters? Abu?"

"I have a hunch that this fat girl will definitely be the public enemy of world football in the future. Barcelona has her, which is worthy of Ronaldinho at his peak!"

"Chelsea fans use Fat Girl's portrait rights casually, have they paid Fat Girl?"

 …

Before the game even started, it already seemed ridiculous. The chilling atmosphere of the battle disappeared in an instant, and it started to go off track again.

Vardy swears, this is really not bad for him, this matter has nothing to do with him, he did not expect that Chelsea fans have become funny.

After waiting for a long time, I finally calmed myself down a little, so that my stomach would not be overwhelmed. Vardy felt that if he didn't score a few goals for Chelsea today, he would be sorry for the fat girl.

After the game started, the Chelsea fans finally put away the posters, because they also wanted to watch the game.

Vardy breathed a sigh of relief, but he also knew that as soon as he had a single-handed chance, Chelsea fans would immediately take out posters to help Chelsea's defensive players encircle him. Even speaking, fans are more threatening than players on the field. Both are big.

Chelsea, who sit at home, launched the offensive first. Their strategic intention in this game is obvious, which is to defeat Manchester United, win a victory, and then advance to the final with their heads held high.

After getting Manchester United's starting list, Mourinho knew what Ferguson was planning.

Amidst the loud cheers of Chelsea fans, Chelsea's offensive surged like a tide, heading towards Chelsea's hinterland, and the fully fired Blues were unstoppable.

Manchester United's midfield configuration is mainly based on destruction and strangulation, but compared with Chelsea's luxurious midfield configuration, it is still inferior, and it is difficult to win in direct confrontation.

Fortunately, Manchester United's defense is very solid, and the configuration of five backs can better compress Chelsea's offensive space, which is also the significance of five backs.

In the first ten minutes of the game, Chelsea firmly held the advantage, and two of the three shots posed a certain threat to Manchester United.

Vardy allowed Chelsea to onslaught, standing quietly near the midfield.

He knows that his task in this game is not to defend, that is not his specialty.

When Chelsea gasps, that is when he shows his bloody fangs.