I am Vardy

At the end of the first half, neither side was able to score again. Inter Milan led Juventus by 1 away goal and entered the locker room.

For such a result, Inter Milan fans feel reasonable but very excited, and they are too proud.

Now, Serie A belongs to Inter Milan!

The home fans of Juventus are a bit frustrated. The strength gap between the two sides on the court is really powerless. I am afraid that Juventus still has a long way to go to regain its supremacy in Serie A.

When Vardy walked to the locker room, he stared at Buffon for a long time.

Although Buffon didn't have any depressed expression on his face, he probably couldn't laugh.

But Trezeguet looked at Vardy with a fighting spirit.

Although Vardy is far ahead in the scorer list, but there are big guys in the box, and it is only Trezeguet and Ibrahimovic who can threaten Vardy's golden boot position. Although Del Piero barely has a chance, But Piero has passed the age of being jealous with others, so he is relatively indifferent.

Trezeguet still has a lot of ideas about the Serie A Golden Boot, and his competitive state is also good. He is at the end of the peak of his career and can completely break out for a season.

It's just sad that Vardy is here!

If it were another striker, Trezeguet must be full of confidence. Even if the final result may not be ideal, he still feels that his chances are quite good.

But in the face of Vardy, anyone can only feel powerless.

The gap is by no means a little bit, and it may even be bigger than the gap between Juventus and Inter Milan.

The season has only started 10 rounds, and I feel that the gap has become insurmountable. I am afraid that Vardy's goals in half a season are enough for him to work hard for a season.

Trezeguet is not reconciled, but he also knows that in terms of scoring ability, he is really not Vardy's opponent.

Vardy is a superstar who can win the World Footballer of the Year just by scoring goals, which is completely different.

Therefore, no matter how unwilling he is, no matter how much fighting spirit he has, the result may still be useless.

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In the second half of the game, Inter Milan took the lead and continued to suppress Juventus, even making it impossible for Juventus to counterattack.

In fact, although Juventus is still a counter-attacking team in essence, their counter-attacks rely more on the backcourt players to find the striker with big kicks and long passes, and then face the goal directly. If it is purely about speed, Juventus In fact, S has no speed at all.

Trezeguet was not a speed player. Although Del Piero had amazing speed when he was young, he couldn't improve his speed after several serious injuries.

Therefore, they have no way to play Vardy's long-distance attack-like counterattack, and they can only fight against the opponent's defensive players after a long pass from their teammates.

Inter Milan's defense is not a joke. The two top central defenders take them seriously and hardly make any low-level mistakes.

The one-sided situation also made everyone feel scared. You must know that Juventus is tied for second place with Roma in the Serie A standings, and they are still playing at home, but they are still beaten without temper by Inter Milan.

Do Inter Milan want to be so brutal?

Even though Inter Milan has only scored one goal so far, the game situation has already explained everything.

In the 75th minute of the second half, Vardy broke through from the left side of the ribs, and seemed to be about to shoot from the open space. This is his most accustomed way of cutting in.

In a panic, Zanetti stretched his feet together with his teammates to block Vardy's shot, but to his surprise, Vardy suddenly changed his movements, swung the ball with his right foot and turned around halfway, and knocked the ball in with his heel lightly. The small restricted area.

Figo has successfully turned offside, received Vardy's heel through, faced Buffon, and scored successfully.

The Portuguese star was so excited that he jumped on Vardy and rubbed Vardy's hair vigorously. On the one hand, he vented his excitement, and on the other hand, he expressed his gratitude. The goal passed was so imaginative.

Soon, Vardy's hair turned into a chicken coop,

This made him feel very helpless.

Well, Figo just rub it, anyway, he is not Buffon, if this is Buffon, then Vardy can't bear it!

On the other hand, Buffon shook his head helplessly at this time. A goalkeeper is undoubtedly very important to a team. A good goalkeeper can even be worth an entire defense line.

Juventus' defense is actually good, but in front of Inter Milan's offensive, even if it can't be described as paper, it is not much better. After a few rounds, it is already riddled with holes.

No matter how good the goalkeeper is, he can't resist the opponent's repeated destruction!

In fact, at this time, Vardy no longer has to worry about Buffon touching his head and killing him.

Obviously, when Buffon brutally killed Messi, Mbappe and others in his previous life, at least Juventus was not behind. If Juventus fell behind, Buffon probably didn't have the mood to joke with others.

Now that Inter Milan leads by two goals, Buffon picked up the ball from the goal behind him twice, and he still can't get upset, how could he go to fight with Vardy again.

But since this is the case, Vardy is also interested, so let me mess with you a few more times.

In the 86th minute of the second half, Vardy once again got a good chance to score. Ibra made a continuous breakthrough on the right and went to the bottom. Finally, he crossed the middle. Touch the ball and break the goal of Juventus.

It's just that the experienced Buffon made an accurate judgment and even started one step earlier than Vardy, blocking all of Vardy's shooting space.

In the end, the ball was shoveled out of the baseline by Vardy, and because of too much force, Vardy's calf hit the goal post.

Of course, it didn't hurt much, and with the protection of the shin guards, it wasn't even a minor injury.

Just as he was about to get up, he saw a hand stretched out in front of him.

Slightly looked up and found that it was Buffon.

Without hesitation, Vardy put his hands on it, and with Buffon's strength, he jumped up.

According to the truth, at this time, you have to give a hug to express your gratitude.

So Vardy opened his arms and embraced Buffon.

The expression on Buffon's face was a little embarrassed in the smile. Lavardy got up out of friendship. He really didn't mean to hug Vardy.

But now that it's all over, Buffon can only reach out and pat Vardy on the back, further expressing his friendliness.

Vardy is very happy and has fun.

Before he knew it, Vardy's evil hand had already begun to grope upwards quietly, and finally touched the top of Buffon's head.

Although the gesture of reaching out was a bit tiring, Vardy never got tired of it and rubbed it happily.

Buffon got goosebumps all over his body, feeling as if ten thousand beasts roared past in his heart.

Have you ever seen a guy rub another guy's hair casually?

And it's still this lingering, with an orgasm-like expression on his face?

It's so chilling!

After finally pushing Vardy away, Buffon still felt extremely uncomfortable.

It's normal for a man to rape a woman, but if a man is crushed by another man who is more fierce, then there must be a deep shadow in this man's heart.

That's exactly how Buffon feels right now.

On the other hand, Vardy walked away complacently, as if he had just accomplished such a great feat. Usually, boys have this expression after the first time, which made Buffon even more excited.

Affected by this, Buffon's performance in the last ten minutes was seriously abnormal. Cambiasso's not-so-tricky long-range shot broke the goal, and Inter Milan took the lead with three goals.

The sudden loss of the ball made Buffon calm down. Something flashed in his mind, but he didn't catch it.

In the end, the referee blew the whistle to end the game, and Inter Milan beat Juventus by three goals in the away game.

The result naturally made Juventus very discouraged. After a long time of trouble, they returned to Serie A and were not yet Inter Milan's opponents.

It seems that the team's goal of winning the Champions League places before the season is correct and in line with the team's reality.

When the players from both sides lined up to shake hands, Buffon looked at Vardy with a somewhat ambiguous look, even a little evasive.

Understandably, if a gay guy is grinning at you, you'll run away.

Vardy didn't continue to flirt with Buffon, anyway, the task is completed, who is okay to exchange feelings with NPC?

Watching Vardy walking off the court talking and laughing with his teammates, Buffon suddenly had a flash of light in his mind.

It turns out that the inspiration I didn't catch just now is this!

Just now Vardy hugged and touched his head, which made him feel uncomfortable all over, and even played abnormally and lost a ball that shouldn't be lost. So, can I also learn from Vardy's showmanship?

When facing a super striker, I can also hug the super striker with a wretched expression, and at the same time rub and rub against the super striker, even if I just rub my hair, it can make the other party get goosebumps.

Referring to my own reaction just now, it is estimated that as long as it is not a strong psychological endurance, or simply a gay, then this super striker must be the same as himself, feeling uncomfortable all over, and then performing abnormally.

The abnormal performance of the goalkeeper is to lose the ball, and the abnormal performance of the super forward is to be invisible on the court, and the shots are all weak and weak, and cannot threaten the goal he is guarding at all.

A door seemed to be pushed open before Buffon's eyes. Buffon stepped into the door and walked into a new world.

Of course, everything has two sides, especially head-touching kills. If the opponent is really gay and shows the same wretched expression as enjoying himself when hugging him, then it's time to replace him with goosebumps all over the ground.

But I believe that there should not be many gay players like this, and the probability of encountering them is extremely low, so there is no need to worry.

At this time, he looked at Vardy again with eager eyes.

For Buffon, Vardy is simply a life mentor!

Vardy didn't know that he had let Buffon master the stunt of touching the head in advance, but even if he knew, he would only smile slightly.

Feel free to touch it, as long as it doesn't touch your own head.