I am Vardy

Atalanta played very tenaciously at San Siro and they didn't concede defeat even when Vardy played.

Inter Milan's offensive was very strong, launching wave after wave of the most ferocious offensive against Atlanta's defense, but it still felt a little short of scoring.

Vardy felt that he was cursed again today. Not long after the start of the second half, his wonderful inside shot was blocked by the post, and he missed the goal regrettably;

But what is even more speechless is that just two minutes later, Vardy's heavy artillery from outside the penalty area hit the goalpost again, and missed the goal again.

He just wanted to ask if there was a list dedicated to counting the goalposts. He couldn't guarantee anything else. On this list, he must be far ahead.

Since he was unlucky, Vardy gave up the idea of ​​​​continuing to try, and began to stay away from the goal a little, retreated more to catch the ball, and used breakthroughs to attract the defense and create gaps for his teammates.

Tired from running, Vardy felt that he hadn't sprinted up and down like this for a long time, even when facing Juventus, he had never been so tired.

The physical consumption of the previous intensive games, coupled with the fierceness of the current game, not to mention Vardy, even Inter Milan's other main players on the field feel that they have more energy than energy.

Do you want to take a bottle of physical potion? Although there is not much in stock, it needs to be used wisely, but isn't it right now!

Just when Vardy was about to put his thinking into the system, Mancini and the assistant coach suddenly shouted from the sidelines.

Vardy didn't know why, so he turned his head, only to realize that the assistant coach was holding a bunch of bananas in his hand.

Instantly understood what it meant, it turned out that the players were asked to eat bananas to replenish their physical strength!

In the sports world, bananas are a very popular energy-enhancing food. Many athletes will eat bananas before or during competitions to increase energy.

The reasons are actually very good. Bananas are easy to digest, fast in energy supply, rich in nutrition, and most importantly, easy to carry.

No cleaning, no extra packaging, you can eat it after opening it, and your physical fitness will increase after eating.

How else can monkeys always be so energetic!

Just because I eat too many bananas!

Banana is still a pure natural fruit, without any side effects, and there is no need to worry about failing the urine test.

Of course, Vardy is skeptical that eating bananas will restore his physical fitness. He is so tired that he can be alive and well immediately by eating a banana?

Brother Wei doesn't have such a strong effect, does he?

Of course, talking is better than nothing, anyway, he thinks, the psychological effect may be greater.

The assistant coach and several substitute players have already started peeling bananas and handing them to the players on the sidelines.

The players on the Inter Milan field took turns to eat bananas on the sidelines. This scene was really full of joy.

Usually feeding monkeys in zoos also has this effect.

Vardy would like to ask a few people who pick bananas, did you pick your feet on the bench before?

Have you washed your hands?

It’s not considered cleanliness, but Vardy still doesn’t want to try, so he deliberately refuses.

I thought I could get away with it and go top a bottle of physical potion by myself, but I never expected that Balotelli, who is so funny, actually took a banana and sent it to Vardy.

While devouring his own banana, Balotelli ran towards Vardy, and he still had the consciousness of being a younger brother.

But don't forget, a younger brother who doesn't want to be a big brother is not a good younger brother, and a teaser who doesn't want to trick a big brother is not a teaser.

Seeing that Vardy didn't pay attention to him, Balotelli smirked and put the banana he was going to give to Vardy into his mouth.

The fans in front of the TV didn't know that the banana was for Vardy and didn't care.

But what I didn't expect was that Balotelli didn't bite at all, let alone swallow it. After putting the banana into his mouth, he rolled it around with his tongue, and then spit it out again with silky saliva.

Then, Balotelli followed suit, putting the other end of the banana into his mouth and wrapping it around.

Only the middle part is not polluted.

The fans in front of the TV were so disgusted by him, they looked for water to drink, and complained about how big they are, and they ate and played while watching, making people want to throw up.

But what happened next was even more horrifying. Balotelli actually handed the banana that had slipped in his mouth several times with saliva on it to Vardy.

That respectful appearance is like a waiter in a bar, more like a maid in ancient times, eagerly delivering food to the owner.

The attitude is commendable.

But the problem is, you are too disgusting, you clearly want to kill Vardy!

Balotelli did have a motive for committing the crime. Vardy is recognized as the number one joker in world football, and even the number one joker in the industry. As long as Vardy is killed, Balotelli, a rising star, can take the top spot !

Well, he may indeed disgust Vardy to death!

Vardy really didn't see Balotelli's movements. At this moment, he was staring at the bananas Balotelli sent to him in a daze.

He had to accept the little brother's intentions, but the question was, why did this banana look so out of harmony?

The fans in the stands already booed and laughed uncontrollably. They could clearly see that this banana still had a virus on it!

Most of the fans shouted that Vardy must not eat it, but some naughty fans endured the nausea and told Vardy to eat it, and they could not live up to Balotelli's kindness.

Vardy didn't understand, it was just eating a banana, why did the fans react so much?

You all want to eat?

Otherwise, in the next home game, it would be fine to give each fan in the stands a banana, which would only cost tens of thousands of euros anyway.

It's a bit weird to think about the scene of all the fans in the stands eating bananas together.

And it is estimated that the players of the visiting team are very nervous. If they cause public outrage because of something, and tens of thousands of banana peels fall from the sky and fall together, it will really explode!

But just thinking about it, Vardy realized something was wrong.

Why did the banana that Balotelli handed over feel so moist, even crystal clear? Is this banana a work of art?

Looking up at Balotelli suspiciously, Vardy couldn't figure it out.

At this time, perhaps because of nausea, or because he simply couldn't stand it anymore, Cambiasso came over, lay in Vardy's ear and gave Vardy the answer.

"The banana was licked by Mario!"

After speaking, Cambiasso left!

Then, Vardy looked at Balotelli with bad eyes.

He really didn't expect that Balotelli would dare to trick himself. Have you forgotten the smell of snake grass water?

Or is my fist not hard enough, do you still want to try again?

When Balotelli saw Vardy's unkind eyes, he knew something bad was going on, and he quickly laughed along with him. It doesn't matter if you lose face, just get over it quickly.

But Vardy didn't give him a chance to beg for mercy at all. He snatched the banana from Balotelli's hand, then stuffed it into Balotelli's mouth, and pressed it hard.

A banana is very big, even though Balotelli's mouth is not small, he couldn't fit it in, it got stuck near his throat, he couldn't get up and down, it was very uncomfortable.

"I'll buy a carload of bananas when I go back, so you can eat as much as you want!" Vardy said before turning around and leaving. After all, it's a game, and Vardy can't be too direct.

After finally swallowing the banana, Balotelli's entire face turned the color of bitter gourd.

A cart of bananas, according to Vardy's horror, if he doesn't finish the cart of bananas, it is impossible for Vardy to let him go.

God, what did I do?

Why did you want to trick Vardy with a sudden convulsion in your head?

How is this different from suicide?

The fans in front of the TV were having fun, Balotelli and Vardy started doing things again on the field, what a happy day!

"With Vardy's urination, it is estimated that Balotelli will not live for a few days!"

"I'd love to see what Vardy would do if he ate that banana."

"It is estimated to be poisoned!"

"Just wait and see how Vardy cleans up Balotelli, this is a direct confrontation between two funny guys!"

"Valdy actually stuffed a banana into Balotelli's mouth? Not happy, can he change the hole plug?"

 …

After making a fuss, the Inter Milan players also replenished their physical fitness and continued to attack Atlanta.

Vardy didn't eat the banana, and secretly put a bottle of physical potion on top, and he must not hesitate at critical moments.

Atlanta is still strictly guarding against death, and as time goes by, the end of the game is getting closer and closer.

Inter Milan's style of play began to become more and more simple and rough, and even Vardy was unavoidably impatient, and the pace was so fast that people didn't dare to go to the bathroom, for fear of missing some exciting scenes.

In the end, Inter Milan simply resorted to high-altitude bombing, and Materazzi was at the forefront and became a center forward.

If it were another team's final attack, then the high-altitude bombing would be just luck, and it would be hard to say that it would have a direct effect.

But with Vardy, everything will be different.

Vardy seems to have been born for bombing tactics.

Of course, it's not about letting Vardy charge into the battle and fight close to hand, which is not his strong point.

Whether it is a deadly corner kick or a grenade thrown, Vardy can turn an opportunity that is not an opportunity into a deadly threat.

In the 82nd minute of the scene, Vardy took a corner kick and Materazzi grabbed the first point, but the top was too straight and was pushed out of the crossbar by the Atlanta goalkeeper;

Inter Milan continued to take corner kicks. This time Vardy accurately found Balotelli who was ambushing at the back point. Then, Balotelli once again proved that he was world-class below the neck. The inside of his head was abnormal, and the outside of his head was abnormal. Top of Ball to Corner Flag...  

Well, with such a header ability, no matter how superb Vardy's corner kick skills are, he can't save him.

The corner kick didn't work, it doesn't matter, Vardy still has another throw-in that can be used as a corner kick, and the shells are thrown towards Atlanta's penalty area without money.

Materazzi was in pain and joy.

Happiness is because he scored a goal and helped the team equalize the score;

The pain is because the header hits too much, and the headache...