I am Vardy

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flamethrower?

Vardy said he was not aware of it.

Interested, he wanted to know exactly how the thing Balotelli made worked, so he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please.

Please start your show.

Balotelli raised his eyebrows triumphantly, as if to say: "Keep your eyes wide open, and don't cry out in surprise!"

Under Vardy's rapt attention, I saw Balotelli point the Iron Man-shaped flamethrower in his hand at a candle that had already been placed in the room, and solemnly pressed the switch.

In Vardy's imagination, what Balotelli developed must be a military-grade flamethrower, super individual combat equipment, the kind that can directly melt armored vehicles, even if the one in front of him may be a simplified version, but the power It is also not to be underestimated.

It's finally an eye-opener.

But Vardy stared for a long time, and Balotelli pressed "Ka Ka Ka" for a long time, but Iron Man didn't respond at all.

A gust of wind blew by, as if a crow flew by in the room, hooting a ho a ho, the air was filled with an awkward atmosphere.

"Well, it seems that there is something wrong with the fire control system, I'll think about it again!" Scientist Balotelli explained depressedly.

Vardy sighed. Sure enough, Balotelli was still unreliable, and my expectations were in vain.

However, in line with the principle of being an adult, Vardy decided to cooperate with Balotelli and not let Balotelli's scientific achievements collapse.

He picked up the lighter on the table, pointed it at the candle, and the candle was lit.

success!

Vardy started clapping, applauding Balotelli for his great technical achievement.

You are amazing!

At this time, it should really be accompanied by ten bunny girls applauding and cheering to satisfy Balotelli's vanity.

But Balotelli was dumbfounded, feeling that he was deeply ridiculed by Vardy.

Don't bring such a spoiled person!

enough fuss,

Vardy went to bed, while Balotelli sat in a daze, seemingly worrying about his scientific success.

Well, youth is energy.

But he didn't know when he fell asleep, and Vardy felt as if he was surrounded by a burning smell in the haze.

Opening his eyes in a daze, Vardy shuddered instantly, no sleepiness at all, and the whole person was refreshed.

The curtains were on fire, and the bedside table was also on fire. The whole room was filled with black smoke, and the fire was overflowing in the darkness, which was very scary.

Vardy didn't care about wearing shorts, stood up, pulled the sheet over his body, and ran out.

But before he opened the door, he suddenly remembered that there should be another Balotelli in the room, so don't burn this little kid to death, so he turned his head and ran back.

However, it was only then that Vardy realized what he had overlooked in a hurry.

Balotelli was standing in the room with a dazed face, holding his technological achievement Iron Man flamethrower in his hand, as if he had been terrified by what happened in front of him.

How could Vardy care so much, he pulled Balotelli and rushed out, rushed out of the room door and started yelling.

There is no way, who knows how the fire will spread, you know, the room next to it is full of Inter Milan players.

Soon, the fire alarm sounded harshly, like an earthquake, and the doors of all the rooms were opened one after another, and the players ran out in a panic.

"what's the situation?"

"on fire?"

"Or was it an off-the-chart trick by those bastards in Udinese?"

The players were confused, their dreams were disturbed, and everyone's face was ugly.

But at this time, the thick smoke in Vardy's room had already filled the air, and the corridor began to be filled with smoke. Now everyone knew that it was really on fire.

Needless to say, run for your life.

The timid players ran downstairs desperately, and the bold ones went back to the room to take out their valuables, but soon, everyone gathered below.

The hotel staff rushed into the room of Vardy and Balotelli with a fire extinguisher and sprayed fiercely. If the fire can be extinguished before the fire truck arrives, the hotel can reduce a lot of losses.

Surprisingly, the fire was not serious. Two fire extinguishers went into battle together, and the open flame disappeared soon.

But at this time, the Inter Milan players were already shivering outside. After all, it was winter and the temperature was touching.

The hotel opened a batch of rooms for Inter Milan players again, and asked the players to go back to the room to rest quickly. After all, tomorrow is the game.

But the problem must still be investigated. Without the knowledge of Vardy and Balotelli, the firefighters inspected the fire room, which is the situation in the room before Vardy and Balotelli, and finally got came to a conclusion.

Arson!

The hotel was shocked, and the Inter Club was also shocked.

Is this for Inter Milan?

Could it be that the fans of Udinese have become so frenzied that they want to burn Inter Milan players to death?

However, further investigation will take half a day, so the Inter Milan club is not in a hurry to report the matter to the Italian Football Association, but is more careful, and specially sent staff to watch the night, hoping to avoid similar intentional injuries from happening again.

The next day, the Inter Milan players who had been tormented enough last night got up very early. Such a serious incident happened, even if they wanted to sleep, they couldn’t sleep, especially Vardy, who was almost burned to death in the room. How could you not be afraid.

But at this time, Vardy remembered that when he woke up yesterday, Balotelli had already woken up, but this guy didn't want to run for his life, but stared blankly at the flames.

Sure enough, Bashen's world is incomprehensible to others, even if he is a bitch himself, he still cannot understand it.

It is said that scientists are lunatics. Balotelli may not have learned the theory of scientists, but Balotelli has learned 10% of the madness of scientists.

Eighty percent of this guy is going to do a human fire test.

But seeing Balotelli's nervousness and fear now, Vardy knew that Balotelli also knew what fear was.

After breakfast, Vardy and the restless Balotelli were called away. Mancini was in the same room with several staff members, including a policeman and hotel staff.

The fire started from inside their room yesterday, and the two of them were thought to have seen something, maybe they had seen the arsonist directly.

"I didn't see anything. When I woke up from the thick smoke, I saw the fire. Then I dragged Mario and ran out of the room. You will know the rest!"

Vardy stated the facts, but as he spoke, his tone became angry again: "It must be the bastards in Udinese who did it. They couldn't beat us, so they wanted to use outside the game. It's so crazy! "

Just when Vardy said this, he didn't see Balotelli's face turning green and pale next to him.

"Mario, you seemed to be awake at that time yesterday. Did you see the arsonist?" Vardy seemed to suddenly remember something, and turned his head to ask Balotelli.

Balotelli's face became even more frightened, his eyes fluttered, his hands and feet were unnatural, and there seemed to be something unspeakable.

Now everyone is interested, it seems that there is a breakthrough.

"Did you really see the arsonist, and then he threatened you not to tell you?" Looking at Balotelli's state, everyone thought he was threatened with death.

Uncomfortable being stared at by everyone, Balotelli hesitated for a long time, and finally pulled out something tremblingly from behind.

"What are you doing with the Iron Man flamethrower?" Vardy asked puzzled.

flamethrower?

At this time, everyone else was attracted by the word and thought of the truth of the matter.

"You didn't set the fire, did you?" Mancini asked Balotelli, his face was livid, and he suddenly raised his voice.

Balotelli nodded, but lowered his head again, not daring to look up at Mancini's terribly serious expression.

"I didn't intend to set fire to it, I just studied the flamethrower when I had nothing to do, and accidentally set the curtain on fire!"

Balotte explained in a voice as loud as a mosquito, that he was really scared.

It was only at this time that Vardy realized it later, and looked at Balotelli with an expression of looking at God, and he really knelt down for him in his heart.

Set fire to your room?

Why didn't I burn you to death!

I was almost exhausted to death by him!

And Mancini was already so angry that he was about to hit someone, and Balotelli was going to heaven!

In the away game, Udinese didn't use off-the-board moves, so why the hell are you using off-the-board moves for your own team?

You are an undercover agent!

Mancini felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart. He was tortured by Vardy and Balotelli. If he could not still make money, he would have packed up and left.

Too much psychological pressure!

He slammed the door out angrily, and seeing Mancini's furious look, he knew that Balotelli would not die or peel off his skin after returning.

Balotelli and Vardy recorded another statement, then talked with the hotel about the compensation issue, and finally settled the matter.

However, there is no impenetrable wall in the world, and soon the news of the fire in the hotel where Inter Milan was staying spread all over the sky, and the entire world of football was shocked.

At the beginning, the media did not get the news that Balotelli himself made an own goal, so the Inter fans angrily sprayed the Udinese fans.

"Absolutely, it's Wuji's trick outside the plate. These bastards are so inhumane that they dare to set fire. We will definitely make them look good next time!"

"Hurry up and sign up for the Expeditionary Army now, we will protect Inter Milan, we must not let Udinese continue to attack our players!"

"The Udinese club must be banned. There is no need for such a crazy club to exist!"

 …

And here the Udinese fans were a little confused by the attack.

The leaders of several fan organizations called each other to inquire about the situation, because they had no specific plans for Inter Milan.

"You set the fire? Why didn't you inform us?"

"It wasn't us, I thought it was you who set the fire!"

"Could it be an independent fan who did it?"

"But let me tell you, it's beautifully done!"

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