I am Vardy

Seeing his little caddy guarding himself against robbers and thieves, Vardy was speechless for a while.

Who is the thief?

It is naturally impossible for Vardy to argue with a child, nor is it possible to snatch the towel from the caddy's hand, so he can only wave to the bench helplessly.

"Give me another dry towel!"

At this time, there was a lot of boos in the stands, obviously they were very upset about Vardy's many problems!

The referee also kept telling Vardy to make free throws quickly, otherwise the ball would be awarded to Arsenal.

After getting the towel, Vardy quickly wiped it a few times, and just wanted to throw it on the ground, but after thinking about the fate of the towel just now, he decisively changed his mind.

This time, Vardy tucked the ball behind his shorts, half inside and half hanging out.

The camera accurately captured the close-up shots. It was very interesting to see Vardy treat the towel so carefully, as if tucking long johns into socks.

Look at the little caddy next to him who is eager to try, how does it feel that this little guy wants to squeeze Vardy's little tail?

Vardy's throw-in was thrown far, even directly past the front point.

Ibrahimovic's header slammed into the goal after the point, and almost scored a goal.

It was a fluke of Arsenal's defense. There was actually a player standing next to the goal post. Seeing that Almunia had already surrendered his gun, he pushed the ball out of the goal line, trying to keep the goal clean.

Vardy walked into the field regretfully, with the towel swaying in the wind behind his buttocks, much more rippling than Vardy.

The threat of Vardy's throw-in is immeasurable. Just now, the two throw-ins missed the goal. Arsenal don't want to face such an untimely bomb.

The Gunners praised the wit of the little caddy just now. At the risk of being cleaned up by Vardy, they picked up the towel thrown on the ground. Faced with Vardy's request, they dared to refuse directly. It is simply the most loyal and most loyal of Arsenal. Brave warrior.

But the problem is, Vardy no longer throws the towel on the ground, but hangs it behind his butt, what should I do?

"Mr. Referee, you saw that Vardy came on the field with something irrelevant to the game, shouldn't he be warned?"

With an idea, Gilberto Silva ran to the referee and complained.

The referee frowned, his expression not very good-looking.

As for the open and covert battle between the two teams, he really doesn't want to get involved, and he can't obviously lean towards one side, because no matter how he does it, some people will be dissatisfied.

By the way, there is no rule that does not allow towels to play, right?

In winter games, there are still players wearing scarves and gloves. Strictly speaking, there is no difference between towels and scarves.

Even if you go to question Vardy, Vardy can send himself away with a sentence of "ass is cold", can you still not let Vardy warm your ass?

"Unfortunately, I have no way to warn Vardy, after all, towels are not considered dangerous items!" The referee shook his head and said to Gallas expressionlessly.

Gallas refused to accept it, and chased the referee: "Why is the towel considered a dangerous item? What if he throws the towel away and slaps me in the face? Or what if he strangles me with the towel?"

The referee looked at Gallas like he was looking at an idiot.

Are you a persecution paranoid?

Why did Vardy whip you with a towel?

And strangle you with a towel?

Do you think it's a horror movie?

If you say it like this, even if the players play naked, it is still dangerous. You can bite you to death with your teeth. Can you still let the players pull out their teeth before the game?

He waved to Gallas impatiently, signaling Gallas not to mess with himself here.

Gallas had a sad feeling of being given up by the referee, and walked back sullenly with his head down.

At this time, after Inter Milan gained a firm foothold in the midfield, they got another throw-in, and Inter Milan's offense gradually became sharper.

Seeing Vardy walking towards the sidelines to throw the bomb, Gallas was so angry that he finally couldn't help but rushed behind Vardy,

He snatched away the towel that Vardy tucked into his shorts.

Vardy was taken aback for a moment, but didn't react immediately.

What are you doing with my towel?

Ah, this is something to do!

Before Vardy was furious and wanted to make a move, he saw Vieira rushing up to fight with Gallas. The two fought each other and grabbed towels, and they were about to fight each other.

The referee rushed over decisively and separated the two while blowing the whistle. Without hesitation, one of them was given a yellow card.

"Sir, as you saw, Vieira rushed over and pushed me, shouldn't he be sent off with a red card?" Gallas said to the referee angrily, as if a villain complained first.

The Inter Milan players almost laughed angrily.

Do you dare to be more shameless?

Why don't you just tease me first?

Ya is still holding a towel in her hand, so you are so embarrassed to speak.

The referee looked at Gallas coldly, "If you provoke your opponent again, I will send you off!"

Gallas raised his hand and turned around, swearing while walking, but instead of honestly returning the towel to Vardy, he went straight to the sidelines and threw it to the little caddy.

The little caddy received the towel and hugged him tightly again, so that no one should take away his towel.

This can be regarded as an alternative "murder caused by a towel", right?

Vardy couldn't help but think of the absurd case of grabbing towels that happened in China in his previous life.

It is nothing more than a team has a bomber, and putting a towel on the sidelines can prevent the bomber from making mistakes and thus play a more stable threat, while the other side is obstructing in every possible way to prevent the towel from appearing on the sidelines. The big show started.

FIFA does not have clear regulations, nor does the Chinese Football Association, so generally, the home team has the final say on this matter.

From the perspective of the two teams, in order to strive for better results and find loopholes in the rules, it is not too much to use any means.

But in the eyes of neutral fans, this is simply an absurd farce. Both teams seem too petty, which makes people laugh.

In the end, they didn't let it go, because they all knew that if they continued to make trouble, it would be of no benefit to them except to make people laugh.

Just like now, if Vardy is watching the game quietly in front of the TV, then he must also feel that there is a dispute over a towel, which is a bit of a joke.

But now that I'm on the court, I don't think so. This is the method I want to use, which is reasonable. What right do you have to grab my towel.

You snatch towels hanging on me, why don't you dare to take off my clothes?

He looked at Gallas viciously, as if saying: "If you mess with me again, you will die!"

Vardy has had enough of the extremely annoying Gallas.

This time, Vardy personally ran to the bench to get a towel and wrapped it around his neck.

Let me see who dares to snatch it this time?

If you dare to grab it, I will do my best!

Although Gallas still had an unconvinced expression, he really didn't dare to go up and grab it again.

It's not that he's afraid of being beaten, the main reason is that he already has a yellow card, and if he grabs it again, he will be off the field. The referee will not be used to his problems.

Perhaps because Gallas made him extremely angry, Vardy's grenade throwing this time seemed to gather the anger of his whole body, and flew towards the sky above Arsenal's penalty area like a meteor.

Materazzi jumped high in the crowd, shook his head and attacked the goal, directly breaking through Almunia's ten fingers.

Inter Milan 2:0 Arsenal.

The entire Emirates Stadium fell into dead silence instantly, and this fatal blow made all Arsenal fans lose their voices.

Materazzi rushed towards Vardy excitedly, but at this time, Vardy was more excited than Materazzi who scored.

He took off the towel around his neck, held it in his hand and waved it vigorously.

This is not waving the white flag of surrender, but stimulating Arsenal with this towel.

You guys keep on grabbing!

See, I just wiped the ball with this towel and scored a goal!

Come, grab it!

Bastards, this slap is not ringing!

Vardy even ran up to Gallas and waved a towel, almost preventing Gallas from punching him directly.

Xiaofa pushed towards Vardy, and the other Arsenal players seemed to be stimulated by the bulls, rushing to find Vardy's trouble.

How could the Inter Milan players make Vardy suffer, they rushed to join the battle group, and the two teams were entangled in another large-scale conflict.

However, unlike the restraint just now, this time someone really did it secretly. Obviously, Arsenal have lost their minds because of this conceded goal.

Diaby's concealed hand went to Stankovic's hair, and Gallas' fist hit Cambiasso's waist and eyes.

A large-scale conflict was on the verge of breaking out, and Cambiasso had even turned around and punched Gallas, who was attacking, after being attacked.

There was chaos on the field, the referee's whistle kept ringing, and the referee team and staff rushed into the field to help separate the players from both sides.

Two minutes later, the players from both sides split into two sides. Even though some people were still cursing, the conflict finally subsided.

The Arsenal fans in the stands seemed to be rioting. They wanted to rush down to help the team kill the damned Inter Milanese. They all had hideous expressions and looked like football hooligans.

And the fans watching the game in front of the TV are even more excited. Just watching the game is boring. If it really starts to fight, it will be really cool!

Anyway, watching the excitement is never a big deal.

At this time, it's time for the referee to be in a dilemma.

When Vardy celebrated his goal, he waved a towel to provoke Gallas. This must be a yellow card, and even a direct red card is not too much, but considering that he was provoked in retaliation because Gallas robbed the towel, so Reasonable, there is no way to give him a red card.

In fact, he saw a few people attacking just now, but the best way at this time is to pretend to be an ostrich, and each give a few yellow cards as a warning, and the rest will be punished after watching the video after the UEFA.

On the court, more things are worse than less things.

Adhering to this principle, the referee gave Vardy, Cambiasso, Diaby and Adebayor a yellow card respectively.

This is also a kind of balance!

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