I am Vardy

Very discouraged!

Very upset!

It seems that the whole world has abandoned me, including the goal frame that denied me three goals...

But what is even more depressing is, can it be contagious by hitting the goalpost?

Next, Cahill grabbed a spot in front of the goal, only five yards away from the goal, and unexpectedly kicked the crossbar again. The Australian almost didn't collapse!

The two looked at each other, and the sadness in their eyes might only be understood by them.

Where is the word bleak?

Perhaps this day could be called another name - Goodison's great jamb day.

Nima!

Is there a mistake?

I am funny!

Now how to change to a door frame is funny to me!

Vardy felt he should have a good talk with the Goodison Park goal frame.

So, while other teammates were still working hard to attack, Vardy walked towards Tottenham's goal silently.

The arrival of Vardy made the Tottenham players feel like they were facing a formidable enemy. Just now, they had such great power outside the penalty area, and now they ran into the penalty area to ambush. The power could not be as powerful as the atomic bomb explosion.

But when everyone was anxious, Vardy didn't stop, but continued to walk forward until he reached the left doorpost.

I crack!

This funny comparison is not because you want to remove the door frame to vent your anger because you have hit too many door frames?

Is he going to become the first player in football history to be sent off with a red card for venting his anger by tearing down the goal post?

This is the first reaction in everyone's mind.

The Tottenham players were stunned, they did not stop Vardy;

But the Everton players dare not let Vardy mess around. With this guy's virtue, it is estimated that he can poke a hole in the sky!

So Cahill and Carsley, who were closest, gave up their offense and rushed towards Vardy.

However, when they rushed to Vardy's side, they saw Vardy hugging the goal post, looking like a good brother.

"I said brother, it's almost enough, you blocked me three goals, enough to steal the spotlight, everyone will remember you as the greatest goal frame in history! If you dare to block me again, don't blame me You're welcome, carefully dismantle you and sell it for scrap iron!"

Vardy seemed to be talking to a person, and then his tone turned into a threat.

Cahill and Cassley both looked like dogs, so they knew that this guy was here to make a joke!

The two left without looking back, they felt that staying here would become a joke.

Vardy didn't care about these, and continued to babble there alone, as if the door frame could really understand.

Tottenham goalkeeper Robinson can't see it anymore, brother, are you taking my place?

"Dude, you're offside!"

Vardy turned his head and looked at the Tottenham goalkeeper suspiciously.

"I'm happy, you can control it?" After finishing speaking, Vardy turned and returned to his position.

The fans in the stands and the fans in front of the TV didn't know what Vardy did, so they couldn't help but speculate, did he cast a spell on the door frame?

The game is still going on, and Vardy seems to have a taste.

Could it be that the higher the level of the heavy artillery lasing characteristic, the higher the chance of hitting the door frame?

The system's explanation is to improve the accuracy of shooting.

And how to measure this accuracy?

What is the correct position to kick?

Is it accurate to hit the door frame?

Well, you win!

Of course, this is just a complaint in Vardy's heart. In fact, the real reason is his bad luck!

After returning to his offensive position, the passes of his teammates still concentrated on Vardy, and whenever Vardy took the ball, the opponent looked anxious that he was about to be bombed.

Indescribably funny.

In the 83rd minute of the game, Vardy received a pass from Gravesen at the front of the penalty area, and raised his foot to make a strong shot. His sharp eyes made Tottenham's defensive players feel that an earthquake was coming.

Several players on the shooting route showed tragic expressions and turned their backs. Although they were afraid, they still had to block Vardy's shot with their bodies.

From Vardy's point of view——

Wow!

So tidy!

If I really shoot the goal, I'm sorry for the poses you worked so hard to put on!

So Vardy held it high, feinted a shot, made a fake shot, quickly withdrew, and suddenly dribbled the ball into the penalty area.

This really poked a hornet's nest!

The Tottenham players couldn't care less about posing, but when they turned around, it was too late to stop Vardy.

It feels like walking in the back garden of your own home.

No one stopped me this time, and I finished talking with the door frame just now, so why didn't I score a goal this time?

But at this moment, Tottenham midfielder Carrick suddenly burst out from the side with a sliding tackle.

Vardy was tripped over his leg, and the force sent him rolling through the air for more than a week before he finally fell to the ground.

When he was tumbling in the air, Vardy didn't even realize what was going on. He didn't realize it until he landed on the pier.

I was brought down in the penalty area, this should be a penalty, right?

Before Vardy could make any move, his teammates had already rushed to the referee, aggressively demanding a penalty kick, and the Tottenham players also ran to the referee, trying hard to appeal.

The referee's whistle sounded very timely, but the next action was delayed.

Vardy sat on the ground and turned around, stretched out his hands, and asked the referee for a penalty. As long as the referee is not blind, he must have seen it clearly just now at such a close distance.

But it turns out that the referee may really be blind.

Walking to the scene of the incident, he did not point to the penalty spot to award a penalty to Everton. Instead, he reached out to signal Vardy to get up, and at the same time took out a yellow card to show Vardy.

Diving!

This is the referee's penalty!

Vardy's eyes widened, as if he had seen the most incredible thing in the world.

"Am I flopping?"

Jumping up from the ground, Vardy rushed to the referee and questioned angrily.

"Such an obvious foul, you actually said I flopped? He tripped over my leg! On my leg! That's right here!" Vardy knelt down and pointed to the imprint on his leg.

But the referee still looked stern and selfless, and said bluntly: "I can see clearly that he didn't touch you, and your actions are too exaggerated!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the referee seemed to suddenly think of something, suddenly realized, and then took out the red card from his pocket and flashed it at Vardy.

Vardy is really blinded!

Why another red card?

It was only when he suddenly remembered that he seemed to take off his clothes to celebrate after scoring a goal in the first half, the yellow card he got at that time.

I go!

He doesn't even know what to say now!

"He really tripped me just now, if you don't believe me, ask him!" Vardy couldn't accept the reality, and still reasoned with the referee, and even wanted to trip Carrick to prove it to the referee.

Unfortunately, it turns out that not all milk is called Deluxe, and not every player is called Klose!

"I didn't touch him!"

Carrick's expression is so innocent!

Nima, another actor!