I am Vardy

As the most eye-catching star on the field, Vardy is naturally the top priority of the director's attention.

When Vardy squatted on the ground for a long time and couldn't tie his shoelaces, the broadcast screen cut to Vardy's body, giving him a big close-up as he was tying his shoelaces.

Watching Vardy tie his shoelaces like a cat playing with a ball of string, the fans in front of the TV were once again teased by Vardy.

"Damn it, Vardy is so good at tying up SM, how can he not tie his shoes?"

"But why do I feel that the way he ties his shoelaces is similar to the way he binds them?"

"This is a man who can play with rope, the identification is complete!"

"I really want to become that sneaker, so that I can be bound by Vardy every day!"

"Why is my focus different? Vardy, a super star, actually wears Umbro sneakers?"

It was not easy for Vardy to tie the shoelace "difficultly".

His timing was very accurate. When the opponent attacked, he got up, and continued to paddle justifiably!

And when Villa's offense ended, Vardy immediately squatted down again.

Squat down again...

Of course Vardy is not that stupid!

This time, the shoelace on the other foot is untied!

So Vardy started fighting again!

Most of the fans think that Vardy may not have been tied up just now...

The TV broadcast once again showed Vardy seriously tying his shoelaces.

Is this a children's science and education program, specifically teaching children to tie shoelaces?

Many treasure parents said: Please don't teach our children badly!

"Maybe tying shoelaces is harder for Vardy than scoring goals!" This is probably what many fans are thinking at this time.

Ignoring other people's thoughts, Vardy still tied his shoelaces leisurely, while secretly counting time in his heart.

This time Vera won't give any more big gifts, right?

When Vardy got up, there were roughly two minutes left. With such a little effort, it passed in the blink of an eye, so there was no need to worry about the task not being completed.

Mission rewards, here I come!

Thinking of the rewards of the mission, Vardy felt that life was wonderful!

But before Vardy continued to count down, Cahill next to him walked over and patted him on the shoulder.

"What are you smirking here, the coach calls you out!"

Vardy looked at Cahill in confusion, not understanding what he meant.

Following the direction of Cahill's finger, Vardy turned his head and found that the fourth official held up the substitution sign on the sidelines.

Chadwick replaces Vardy!

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Vardy froze on the spot, not even seeing what Gravesen was talking to him.

I'm almost done with the mission?

You take me off?

Can you not be so funny?

Please let me stay for two more minutes, will you?

Not much, just two minutes!

It's a pity that no one knows the meaning of Valdy's infinitely resentful eyes.

Perhaps, he just simply didn't want to end up.

The referee couldn't stand it anymore, and came over, urging Vardy to get off the field quickly, otherwise he would be served with a yellow card.

He staggered off the stage, with an expression on his face, unlovable in life!

Moyes has good intentions. Anyway, there is no suspense in the game. He replaced the main players to rest, and seeing Vardy's lazy and slippery appearance on the court, wouldn't it be right for him to let him come down!

But the problem is, Vardy's original intention was not paddling...

I really want to complete the task!

Moyes came up, and Vardy was so uncomfortable that he didn't want to talk to him.

Sitting on the bench angrily, his thinking entered the system!

See the progress of the task,

Vardy is about to cry!

It was only half a minute short of completing the task, and the result...result...

Don't talk anymore, if you talk too much, you will cry!

In the end, Everton won the game, and it was still a three-goal victory, but in the next three days, our protagonist will stay at home and dare not go out!

That's right, that night, there were some strange things on Vardy's hands, some things that only amphibians have, and people usually call them "webs".

Don't go to the street to make fun of it if you don't have anything to do with it, just be a cat like this!

Moyes himself gave the first team a day off, and Vardy asked for leave directly for the remaining two days!

Fortunately, it happened to be Halloween next, and there was no game for a week, Moyes readily agreed to Vardy.

So, in three days, Vardy pushed several animals to invite him to a nightclub countless times, and concentrated on staying at home. Even Annie wanted to see him, but he refused!

What if you don't refuse?

Could it be that he looked at himself with webbed hands?

By the way, what is the plot of the Frog Prince?

Vardy wanted to ask the system, if Anne kissed herself as a princess, could she change back?

In this game, Vardy once again gained 6 system gold coins, and in terms of funny calculation, it was also settled by the system into 0.5 characteristic points.

After the store was refreshed, Vardy hurried to buy characteristic fragments.

This time, he really looked at it several times, and only after confirming that it was an offensive characteristic fragment did he really start.

Now, he already has two offensive trait shards.

It's a pity that the task is not completed. If it is completed, there will be one universal characteristic fragment, which is equivalent to three offensive fragments.

If I say too much, I will cry!

But Vardy, who was bored at home, didn't know, and unknowingly became angry again.

When the media reported on this game, the two pictures they selected featured Vardy as the protagonist.

One of them is Vardy facing thousands of butts in the stands awe-inspiringly;

The other one is Vardy squatting on the ground with a sad face and helpless tying his shoelaces.

"Seeing so many butts facing Vardy, I just want to ask my friends who came to the scene, how was the air at that time?"

"This is the first time I saw so many butts in one shot, I was also drunk!"

"Are these really Villa fans?"

"Valdy is cute, but he can't tie his shoes? It is said that he still doesn't know how to wear a jersey!"

"Uncle Vardy, I'm four years old and I can tie my shoes!"

What's more interesting is that just because he squatted down to tie his shoelaces for a long time and was captured by the broadcast, perhaps he saw that this was a business opportunity. Several sports equipment suppliers were very interested in Vardy, especially Umbro. Vardy doesn't have an agent, I'm afraid they have already contacted him directly.

And in several Premier League matches on the second day, several stars also squatted down on the field to tie their shoelaces. Obviously, they all received the benefits of endorsement brands and wanted to use this method to promote alternatively.

But the problem is that it is not new for so many people to play like this, and when the game is stalemate, how dare they squat for two or three minutes like Vardy, and they may have to get up in a few seconds, and the camera will not deliberately capture it. .

Yes, most of the close-up shots are of the upper body, when did the sneaker shots appear!