I am Vardy

A score of 2:0 is nothing, and 5 minutes is nothing, but when the two are combined, it is a cruel fact.

The stick has no ability to resist in front of England, and is shattered every minute?

Before, the sticks also said that they would strive to defeat England!

Now it seems that this is not even a joke.

The England fans celebrated passionately, while the stick fans were all dumbfounded. They would never have imagined that the team they had high hopes for would be beaten into such a virtue by England.

The stick players on the field were devastated for a while. They knew that they might not be England's opponents, but they never imagined that there would be such a desperate gap.

Two goals in five minutes, if England can maintain this scoring efficiency, how many will they lose in the end?

It's a very simple arithmetic problem. There are 18 five-minute games in the whole game, plus stoppage time, it counts as 19.

19*2=38

38:0?

Is this a basketball score?

Even if this calculation is a bit exaggerated, do you think it is difficult for England to score double digits?

Just thinking about it makes me feel cold!

The stick players are already desperate, and this despair is from the bottom of their hearts, the kind that can't be saved no matter what.

Are they really going to be nailed to the pillar of shame like this?

No, there must be a way!

It's okay to lose, but you must not lose so badly, and you must not lose so bottomlessly.

At this moment, all the stick players turned their attention to the referee on duty, and the only hope may be on this guy.

The referee was burned by the eyes of the stick players as if he was about to jump.

Y'all watching me fuck?

Even if you want me to do something, shouldn't you do something yourself first!

Now even if I want to help you, I can't help you, so can't you fight for yourselves?

When England finished celebrating and the game resumed, fans all over the world couldn't hold back their excitement. They wanted to know that England's next goal would arrive in a few minutes.

The sticks learned a lesson this time, instead of rushing forward in a swarm, they slowly turned their feet in the backcourt and gradually looked for opportunities. Although this may seem to be lacking in fighting spirit, it is at least safe.

Bangzi thinks very well, as long as the offensive position is pushed to the threat area of ​​England, they can use the referee to create all kinds of fouls, and it is possible to make a penalty kick. If a player from England can be sent off, it is the best alright.

However, the abacus was very loud, and it turned out that the times had changed and everyone used calculators.

England didn't care what the stick was, they decided to stick to their own style of play, anyway, the stick couldn't stop it.

As a result, Bangzi wanted to pass the ball through the midfield, but was intercepted by England directly. The whirlwind attack went straight into the heart of Bangzi like a sharp knife. Terrible.

Gerrard hit a through ball through the back line of the stick, and the little fat man broke through the encirclement to get the ball first, but at this time the stick goalkeeper attacked, Rooney had no chance to shoot at all, so he turned around to protect the ball and took it out slightly.

Before the posted stick player could react, Rooney used a difficult turn on the spot and jumped the ball to the rear point of the penalty area, where Vardy had already rushed out like a cheetah, with a fierce header , The ball flew into the goal that was close at hand.

9 minutes!

3:0!

The football world seems to be boiling, even if it is not because of Bangzi's shamelessness that he hates this team, then England's goal performance will also make them extremely excited.

This is the charm of football. When goals keep coming in a game, no fan will be unhappy.

Where is this World Cup quarter-finals?

It's clearly a game between the professional team and the elementary school team!

Asian football is indeed not doing well. In the group stage, the North Korean team was beaten by Portugal 8:0. According to rumors, North Korean players have to dig coal when they return home.

But the problem is, it's already the quarterfinals. The World Cup quarterfinals, even if they are a little wet, are at least top-notch teams.

But the first-class team is just like this bird now?

Being beaten by England to the point where her mother didn't know her, her nose and face were bruised and swollen was considered kind, and missing arms and legs was no surprise, it was simply a tragedy in the world.

If the game is over, the score of 3:0 is enough for many fans to be happy.

But the problem is, 10 minutes haven't passed yet, and it's already 3:0. What the hell is match-fixing?

Bangzi's match-fixing is not new, but they have always been the beneficiaries, how could they take the initiative to commit suicide?

Therefore, this game is a bit exaggerated.

England is really beating South Korea to death!

Thinking about what Vardy said before the game, the irony could no longer be stronger. It made the sticks want to find a crack in the ground and rub the dung balls with the dung beetle. At least no one can see it no matter how embarrassing or easy.

Vardy scored a hat-trick less than ten minutes into the game. If the big devil is really interested, let alone England scoring double-digit scores, even the big devil himself can score double-digit goals.

In the past three group matches plus one knockout match, Vardy has scored five goals. Could it be that at the end of this game, Vardy will break the long-standing record.

The single World Cup scoring record is maintained by the French player Fontaine, who scored an incredible 13 goals.

Although it was in ancient times, that record is enough for the world to remember.

In the modern World Cup, Ronaldo scored the most goals in a single session in 2002, and the stats of 8 goals are already unbelievable.

But now that he has only reached the quarter-finals, Vardy has scored 8 goals, and the game is far from over. There is no suspense for Vardy to break Ronaldo's scoring record in this game.

Perhaps Vardy should not hate Bangzi, but should thank Bangzi for giving him this opportunity to break the record.

For Vardy's goal, the referee still didn't say anything. It's not that he didn't want to, but he really didn't dare.

Offside still does not exist, and when Vardy scored a goal just now, the stick player kept pulling his jersey. Strictly speaking, it must be a stick foul.

The offense is favorable, and it is impossible to stop the game. Even if the call is stopped and the goal is invalid, it will still be a penalty kick, and the stick player can't escape a yellow card. No matter how you look at it, it is inappropriate.

Therefore, less than 10 minutes into the game, this is already the fourth kick-off in the middle circle of the game.

Looking at Vardy's dissatisfied eyes, the stick players' hearts, which had already sunk to the bottom, couldn't help but beat again.

It's all hat tricks, haven't you played enough?

They wanted to question Vardy angrily, don't you know the reason to meet and stay so that we can meet in the future?

It's just that they didn't know that Vardy didn't plan to meet them again.

This time, just kill him!

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