I am Vardy

Goalpost?

Rooney hugged his bald head with a look of disbelief on his face. He never expected that Saint Cassie failed to stop the ball, but instead hit Cheng Yaojin halfway. He has fully realized the ecstasy that Vardy always feels when he is entangled with the goal post. .

Vardy scratched his head, not knowing whether to be depressed or happy.

No goal was scored, England still led by one goal, and the game was not killed. This was the reason for his depression;

And he was happy because he felt that he might have been dumped by the door frame...

Doorframe had obviously gotten tired of playing with himself, kicked himself aside, and then hooked up with Rooney. Obviously Doorframe also wanted to change his mouth.

This is good!

Vardy has no resentment at all after being abandoned. On the contrary, he should kneel down and thank the door frame, finally letting himself go.

When I think about the scene where I must be "duangduangduang" in every game, I feel like crying. What kind of life is this!

Now that Rooney has fallen into the trap, he can finally be liberated!

Most serfs felt this way when they became masters.

Perhaps for Rooney, this is a kind of punishment, although this guy always has a soft spot for mature women. If Vardy spent the best time of his life with the goalpost, then the next step should belong to the little fat man, because The doorposts are already ripe, as ripe as they come.

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England's sudden stab made Spain unable to advance or retreat. Every time they faced England, they were so entangled, their offense and defense seemed wrong, and the more they played, the more awkward they became.

There is no way. If there was no Vardy, England would have been beaten to death by Spain. It is precisely because of Vardy that Spain does not dare to drop nuclear bombs casually, because they do not know how much poisonous gas Vardy can unleash on them. ...

As a result, Spain began to find another way. Of course, this is a literary term. To put it more ugly, it means engaging in conspiracy.

In this Spanish national team, the midfield and frontcourt are dominated by small people. Small people naturally suffer from physical confrontation, so they have developed good performance skills since they were young. At least you can't bully them in vain. You have to pay some effort. cost.

Villa's diving is considered a unique skill.

Even if you don't have the skills to be an actor, it's no problem to get nominated. The classic six consecutive rolls are still talked about by people;

Pedro and Xiaofa both belong to the type that can fly away when touched, and their bodies are as soft as girls;

Of course, there is Busquets, the actor. If he shows off his acting skills, directors will be afraid;

With such a large group of veteran actors together, if they don't give you a classic Chaplin, they won't be able to afford their appearance fee.

No, after unifying their thinking, Spain began to divide the contract areas. They used eighteen kinds of skills in their own contract areas, and they were confident that one acre of land could grow ten thousand kilograms of rice.

Pedro took the ball with his back, and Gerrard defended closely behind him. Pedro didn't care so much. He was lying on the ground like a dog chewing shit, as if someone behind him had done something to his anus.

Gerald looked at Pedro who fell to the ground with a confused look on his face, "I was going to fight you, but I haven't had time to act yet. Did I travel to two seconds later?"

The referee's sight was not good. Regarding Pedro, he could not see any PY transaction between the two, so he could only award the ball to Spain as usual.

And this situation is by no means an exception. In the following period of time, the field was full of Spanish players falling in various postures. If the Spanish fancy falls were edited separately, it could be directly used as a teaching lesson for diving. The video includes teaching and learning, and no refunds will be given.

We have taught you to this extent. If you still can't understand it, it can only be said that you have no talent...

Spain's somewhat rogue style of play annoyed the English players. After all, you were walking on the road without doing anything, and an old man fell down in front of you, crying and blaming you. Where can you reason?

It's okay to have surveillance, but without surveillance you can only consider yourself unlucky. Even the police can't stand the swarm of family members and may make a very unfavorable ruling against you.

Just like the current referees, every time someone in Spain falls to the ground, the surrounding teammates immediately cooperate and rush over, using the crowd tactics to make the referee tilt his butt, as if he has practiced it countless times, and is extremely skillful.

The referee was indeed very irritated. Not to mention whether England committed a foul or not, even if it was a foul, it was just a light touch at best. You fell ten meters away in one fell swoop. Do you dare to act any more fake?

However, the referee was indeed very irritated. In order to avoid trouble, it was better to do less than to do more, and inevitably began to lean towards Spain.

This time England quits. You will besiege the referee, but we won’t?

So England also started to linger. Wasn't it just pretending to be innocent? Who hasn't practiced this before?

No foul was called, Spain besieged him, a foul was called, and England besieged him. The referee suddenly began to be displeased with both sides.

So in the end, the referee started to get mad. It doesn't matter whether there is a foul or not. As long as you come over and give me a beep, you will get a yellow card and the whole world will be clean.

In fact, this kind of scene is what England is happy to see. Not to mention that it wasted a lot of time for so long, Spain actually didn't get anything good. England didn't even get a yellow card for the foul, and just watched Spain perform.

In another attack, Pedro turned his back to Vardy and hit Vardy at the right time. Vardy knew what this guy wanted to do without even thinking.

No one has ever met you as much as Pengci.

However, Vardy was not polite at all. It was not a threatening area anyway, and it was not a big deal to give him a free kick. Therefore, Vardy's eyes when he looked at Pedro were full of playfulness and sympathy, and there was also a sense of excitement that he wanted to kill someone. .

After hitting him, just when Pedro screamed and was about to roll away, Vardy raised his thumb, clenched the remaining four fingers, aimed his thumb at Pedro's anus, and stabbed it hard!

Phew!

Valdi suddenly felt as if his fingers were about to be wrapped...

Hearing an extremely sad howl, Pedro covered his anus and flew far away. He really flew away, not a fake fall at all.

He threw himself on the ground and fell all over his face, but Pedro didn't care about the embarrassment on his face. He covered his anus with the back of his hands and began to roll around in as much pain as he wanted.

Vardy was a little surprised when he saw Pedro's miserable state, thinking that he wouldn't have his hemorrhoids pierced, right?

You should really feel sorry for him for a few seconds!

However, Vardy is not overly sympathetic. Since you are in trouble, you must be mentally prepared to be directly hit to death.

I can only blame you for your bad luck!

Who made you meet Vardy, the little prince of anal sex!