I am Vardy

At the moment of the goal, there were boos at the Stamford Bridge Stadium. I don't know if the boos were for Vardy or for his own players.

Mourinho and Moyes are in two completely opposite states, one is beeped by a dog, and the other is watching others be beeped by a dog!

But when Vardy's super ridiculous dance appeared, the entire Stamford Bridge was quiet, and everyone was so frightened by Vardy's dance that they couldn't make a sound.

Vardy danced happily, but felt that the stage was not perfect. It would be even better if someone kicked him down with a kick at this time!

Originally, the Everton players wanted to rush over excitedly and put Vardy under them, but before they rushed in front of Vardy, they all stopped and watched Vardy perform with wide-eyed eyes.

Nima, what the hell is this?

 …

"My God, Everton scored first at Stamford Bridge, it's unbelievable!"

"It was their right midfielder Osman who scored the goal. This player has almost never scored a goal. When he scored a goal, it was in such an important game. It is like an iron tree blooming!"

"Hey, why does it look like Vardy? Oh, they are all bald, and they look normal!"

"Fuck me, the official show is Vardy who scored the goal?"

"This... this... this is too oolong, isn't it?"

"Obviously Vardy has rushed into the penalty area just now, and Osman has been killed from the side to the center. It seems that the official also has an own time!"

The broadcast commentator didn't know what kind of mistake he made, but the fans in front of the TV were already bursting out laughing.

"Why can't I even tell the difference between Osman and Vardy?"

"This cliff was designed by them, the routine is so slippery!"

"No wonder Vardy and Osman have to shave their heads bald!"

"The roles were switched successfully. I just want to know if Vardy will pretend to be Osman to make out with Osman's wife tonight!"

"Does that mean that if I make up as Beckham, I can have sex with Victoria?"

The fans were enthusiastically discussing the goal just now. Everyone has never seen such tactics used on the court.

But at the end of the discussion about goals just now, Vardy's dance appeared, and then the whole world was quiet!

"I think I'm going to make an eye doctor appointment!"

"Valdy once again refreshed my understanding of Doubi!"

"Please enjoy the dance of the famous dance performance artist Vardy!"

"Why do I have the urge to kick him?"

"Go together, one foot at a time!"

 …

The Chelsea players really don't know how to describe their feelings. If it was a real goal by Everton, they would have nothing to say, but such a goal also left them speechless. They can't even tell the difference!

Even more irritating, isn't Vardy's celebration a little too much?

Is this mocking us as disabled?

That's right, the Chelsea players understood Zhao Si's dance as a dance for the disabled!

Well, Vardy finally stopped his twisting that everyone couldn't understand, feeling a little depressed in his heart.

He felt that everyone couldn't understand the joy in his heart, and couldn't understand this kind of advanced dance. If it was ten years later, it would definitely become popular all over the world.

"I'm so impressed with you! Were you dancing just now?"

"I feel that my tango is for nothing. I should have worshiped you as my teacher!"

"I think with my talent, I will never be able to reach your height in my life!"

The teammates came over to hug and celebrate the goal, but their mouths were full of sighs for Vardy's dance just now.

At this time, in the distant China, a person who was watching the game seemed to be struck by a bolt of lightning.

Instant clarity of mind!

"I want to learn this dance, I want to be successful, I want to be popular, I can definitely do it!"

That's right, this person's name is Zhao Si...

 …

The celebration is over and the game restarts.

Scoring so early may not be a good thing for Everton, Chelsea will never accept the result of losing at home, so Everton must face Chelsea's reckless onslaught, God knows how good their defense is. Couldn't withstand the onslaught of Chelsea.

Everton can start defending. Holding this score is a victory. Even if there is only a draw at Stamford Bridge, it is also a victory.

With this concept, the whole team has a unified mind, and even Vardy and Ferguson defended equally hard.

Until the end of the first half, Chelsea failed to break through Everton's goal. 12 shots in the half severely tested Everton's main goalkeeper Martin.

Of course, Everton did not pay the price. Three players had received yellow cards before. After the goal, two more players were warned by yellow cards. Yellow cards are definitely a big hidden danger in the second half.

The system has the task of "thinking about life", but at this time Vardy will not think about completing this task at all. According to the current situation, I don't know if I can get out of Stamford Bridge, let alone waste a precious time. single-handed chance.

It can be funny, but you can't be without a bottom line, especially as a professional player!

Of course, Vardy regrets the mission rewards very much. What he needs most now is the blessing of new features, but this mission with the richest rewards in history cannot be completed by himself. It is really sad!

During the intermission, Vardy's goals were played repeatedly in front of the TV, and his shocking dance, no one thought that this dance would soon lead the trend.

Everton does not need to make tactical adjustments, because they just need to continue to defend, what is needed is persistence and will.

As for Chelsea, they must show all their abilities to make a comeback at home.

Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Lampard, who was sitting on the bench by Xuezang, came off the bench. At the same time, the top scorer Gudjohnsen also came on the stage and formed a double striker with Drogba, hitting Everton with the strongest impact line of defense.

"Chelsea's offensive is very fierce. We saw that except for the goalkeeper Petr Cech, all the Blues have already attacked halftime. Drogba and Gudjohnsen are firmly fixed in Everton's small penalty area. Waiting for teammates to deliver shells!"

"Uh! Uh! Uh! Lampard's long-range shot almost scored a goal. The Everton players must have burst into a cold sweat at this time!"

"Roben swayed Vardy, oh no, he swayed Osman, kicked, but missed the goal slightly!"

"The cross from the wing, Drogba's ferocious header reminds me of a prehistoric monster. No defender in Everton can handle this inhuman!"

"Another long shot! It's a pity that it hit the Everton defender!"

 …

Even if you don't watch the live broadcast, you can feel how fierce Chelsea's offensive is just by listening to the commentator's commentary!