I ask you to shoot a car commercial, and you shoot Optimus Prime_

Nominated for Best Director,

Nolan——[Oppenheimer]

Su Yang——[Transformers]

Qin Junhao——[Parasite]

…

Off stage,

Nolan saw that he was indeed nominated for Best Director because of Oppenheimer, which made sense to him.

At the same time, Su Yang was also nominated for Best Director for Transformers, which was also reasonable for him.

His face was very serious at this time. Even if the camera passed in front of him, his serious face did not relax in any way.

Both Transformers and Parasite are very powerful.

Oppenheimer had a huge impact on himself!

Especially Transformers, it can be said that it is a masterpiece that can only come out in 10-20 years!

To be honest, if Transformers defeats him and Su Yang becomes the best director, he feels that he has not lost unfairly!

If Parasite defeats him and Director Qin Junhao becomes the best director, he will feel uncomfortable in his heart! ~

Now, Nolan is both looking forward to it and feeling anxious at the same time. He is looking forward to winning the Best Director, but he is feeling anxious. Naturally, his conscience tells him that he is afraid that it will be difficult to succeed!

…

The director of Bangziguo, Qin Junhao, was sitting not far from him.

He saw himself nominated for best director, and saw both Nolan and Su Yang nominated,

When the camera lens passed in front of him, he showed an enigmatic smile with strong confidence.

I won them all at the Cannes Film Festival!

He also won an Academy Award!

This little Berlin Film Festival, this little Europa, aren’t they already within reach?

You can go up to nine days to embrace the moon!

Let alone Transformers, Oppenheimer is not enough!

In terms of self-confidence, he has inherited the tradition of Bangzi very well!

…

"You come!"

Quentin on the stage handed the winner's business card to Monica!

"The winner is the director of Transformers, Su Yang~~~~~!"

Monica announced the winners in a loud and long tone, and took the initiative to applaud.

"Su Yang, come on stage!" Gong Huang, who was sitting next to Su Yang, seemed more anxious than Su Yang.

Now she wished she could go over and hold Su Yang's butt in person and carry him to the stage.

Best Director?

The Dragon Countryman won the best director at the three major film festivals, and also the best director for a science fiction film?

How could this not be exciting?

Just because of this, she will be able to talk to others for a long time in the international community!

…

Nolan, who is sitting on the right, has a look of relief and a sense of loss on his face.

The Best Director award is decided, and the Best Picture award is generally pretty much the same!

really,

I’m here to run with you today!

But it's okay, at least I lost unjustly, instead of another result, Parasite won the best director. In that case, I would feel unwilling in my heart!

Director Qin Junhao felt like he was struck by lightning.

Why isn't it a parasite?

Why not me?

That’s it if it’s not me? !

Why didn't director Nolan win the award?

How could it be Su Yang, from the Dragon Kingdom?

How could someone from the Dragon Kingdom win the award?

There is a shady story!

There is definitely a shady story!

Secret operation!

At this time, the camera flashed in front of his eyes, fully displaying his expression at this time in front of everyone.

His lips were tightly closed, and his pupils were wide open. He looked incredulous and unwilling, which was clearly reflected in his expression.

【Ha ha! Seeing the expression on the stick made me so happy. It was more enjoyable than firing three missiles! Berlin, you saved the Great Cold Republic. I will cancel tomorrow’s missile test! 】

[Falke, Transformers is a commercial film. Doesn’t the Berlin Film Festival always award art films? We at the Oscars didn’t even give an award to Transformers. How dare you, little Hans, give him an award? Tomorrow, the Normandy landing! 】

[Hey, my friend from Curry Country, are you still there? Is the TV broken? 】

[The Republic of Congo sent a congratulatory message! 】

[Filipino maid, come out and speak! 】

[Axi, Parasite didn’t win the prize? Didn’t our TV say that Parasite won seven awards including Best Director and Best Picture? You Berlin Film Festival are lying! 】

[Baga, why is it that a native of Longguo won the best director? Isn't it Oppenheimer? 】

[It’s still too short to give you a little boy! 】

…

Hollywood,

When Hall saw that Su Yang won the best director, he sat down on his chair, and it took him a long time to quietly speak,

It was as if he had just recovered from shock.

"How can it be?"

"How could it be that Su Yang won the Best Director Award?"

"That's hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fine wine!"

"Fake, did you lie to me?"

Buzzing~~~

Dial the phone,

After several attempts, no one got through at all.

He looked around at the Hollywood entertainment giants around him, and he didn't know if it was for his own sake, but he explained with drooped eyelids:

"Perhaps what he promised me was the best picture!"

"Yes, the best director goes to this yellow-skinned monkey, and the best picture must go to Oppenheimer!"

People who pretend to be asleep can never be woken up!

…

On the podium.

Quentin handed the certificate and trophy to Su Yang, and after hugging Su Yang,

First, he extended his thumbs up and praised Su Yang.

Then he said in standard Mandarin:

"You are better than Jiang Wen~~~~pussy~~~~"

Immediately,

Pinch your index finger and thumb together to draw the thread~~~

"Anti Greyhead Thor!"

Monica Bellucci, the ball girl, opened her arms and hugged Su Yang tightly in her arms to congratulate her.

[Let go of Su Yang and let me do it! wrong! Let go of the flower ball and let me do it! 】

[I can’t imagine how suffocating this feeling of drowning is! 】

[I don’t envy mandarin ducks or immortals, I envy Director Yang’s day! 】

…

[Fake, what’s so exciting? Isn’t he just a bad director? The best videos below are the most valuable! Oppenheimer's photography is so good, the most valuable award must be given to Oppenheimer! 】

【right! Lighthouse dads, the best movie has to be We Parasite! It is impossible to eliminate all parasites! 】

[For the above two father and son, is it possible that the Best Director award has been decided, and the Best Picture award has almost gone to one family? 】

[Hey~~~~~, that heavy Best Director trophy is so heavy! I’m so tired from taking it! Friends from the Lighthouse Country, friends from the Stick Country, can you understand this pain? 】

…

Su Yang was holding the trophy in his hand when he passed by Qin Junhao, the director of Bangzi Country.

The lights of the venue happened to hit the trophy, and for a moment, the golden light reflected, almost blinding Qin Junhao's eyes!

…

After announcing the best actor and best actress,

Lady Gaga took the stage to sing "Poker Face",

"Moo~ Moo~ Moo~ Maha~"

Just sing passionately,

Under the shining lights, the dazzling host came on stage,

“Now we invite the famous director Zhang Yimou and actor Kristen Stewart!”

"Go on stage to announce the nominations for Best Picture and present awards to the winners!"

[Fake, Zhang, the director of Dragon Kingdom, why did he come up? Oh, I understand, this is to avoid suspicion! The director of Dragon Kingdom will definitely not be able to award awards to the people of Dragon Kingdom. In other words, it is impossible for Transformers to win awards! This idea is perfect! 】

[Xixi, I agree with the idea of ​​​​the lighthouse dad upstairs,~~]

[According to your thinking, if Stewart, the human spanner, is from the Lighthouse country, then Oppenheimer cannot win the award! Amen! 】

[Yes, that’s it, the final winner must be our parasite! 】