I asked Madara: Do you really think it is difficult to open the eyes of reincarnation?

Seeing yourself digging out your soul,

The dried octopus came upside down,

Shiraishi couldn’t help but sigh:

“You’re a dog, aren’t you?

My spirit is in the Pure Land, and you can come in,

You and I threw a bone in the kitchen.

You can smell the scent of bones in the kennel outside the door, and then sneak through the dog hole, what’s the difference between a dog that comes in?

Look at your virtue!

Eat it! ”

Shiraishi gestures like the owner rewarding the bones of the pet dog,

Glancing at the undead on the ground, he had just dug out of the soil.

As a result, the dried octopus is probably blind.

I was stunned that I didn’t see the soul he dug out for half a day,

Instead, he hit the ground head-on,

He slipped into the ground.

No way, Shiraishi used psychic techniques and octopus tentacles again,

Contact this dried octopus:

“Blind?

The soul you want is here?!

Stole the venom that I raised for two or three days, not to mention,

The flesh and bones I have given you, no, souls, you don’t want them yet,

Where is there a psychic beast like you?

Chill the air!

Can this ninja world still be good?

When will we ninjas who learn psychic arts really stand up? ”

This set of combo punches caught Cthulhu Projection off guard.

He came out of the Pure Land land, his tentacles shaking, and he looked at the white stone suspiciously.

Haven’t I already eaten the hundreds of thousands of sacrifices that you have provided me underground?

What else do you want from the Lun family?

No way

No way

You don’t mean that one soul, the sacrifice you gave me, do you?

How is that possible?

Since you can summon my projection,

Then you can’t not know what kind of being I am,

A soul wants to fool me,

That’s impossible!

Oh.

That’s how it is.

Cthulhu projection understood.

The meaning of this summoner should be that the souls of this pure land are sacrifices, eat them casually,

What before what ate the same three sacrifices as if they didn’t eat,

And the black and unslippery, strange-tasting stuff sucked out of the summoner’s body,

None of them are sacrifices,

I misunderstood.

So Cthulhu vomited out all the venom he had swallowed before.

Because it is contaminated with the breath of Cthulhu.

So they all became the shape of Cthulhu.

Shiraishi took a look.

The eyes are green.

There is a feeling that hundreds of wives raised by themselves have been bullied by yellow hair, and they have changed from to the shape of others.

Bah!

Wrong!

It should be hundreds of pets you own,

The dead dried octopus that was channeled out gave the feeling of the sun,

This does not!

It took him days to create 298 new venoms, all in the shape of octopuses.

Nima!

My psychic octopus tentacle this time,

Although there is no loss,

After all, there is no loss of venom,

Second, I did not lose my own soul,

It’s just a waste of three shadow doppelgangers with Chakra casual doppelgangers,

But it didn’t earn either.

After all, this dead octopus, eating is quite good,

If you want to give benefits, you will play dead.

What did I channel you for?

I want you to be my psychic beast,

Later I am in danger,

After breaking me, I will send it to death.

But what about you?

There was not the slightest appearance of surrender to me.

There is no sign with me.

What do I want you to do with this Nima?

You’d better roll the calf!

In the future, this broken book given by Fei Duan, don’t read it!

However, in line with the speculative mentality of rubbing outside and never going in,

Shiraishi extended his hand to the octopus tentacle in front of him.

Hey!

You know!

Benefits, benefits!

The benefits are still given below,

In case people give in, bah, yes, give some benefits.

Cthulhu seconds understand.

Also use you to say?

Normal people give me hundreds of souls, and I can give him an immortal body.

You fed me today,

Naturally, I’m going to give you a big baby.

Well.

Combined with your worldview of this universe and this planet,

Form three awesome hanging and bombing moves,

Send you the three major divine arts.

The murmur of Divine Art Cthulhu.

The gaze of Divine Art Cthulhu.

The phantom of Divine Art Cthulhu.

Throw three groups of information into Shiraishi’s soul,

Cthulhu’s projection left the universe.

In Cthulhu’s imagination,

At this moment, the summoner should kneel and thank the evil god for his gifts,

After all, the rewards He gave were too many and too powerful.

But Cthulhu didn’t know,

Shiraishi read the cult “Chapter 66 on Thinking Distortion and Cognitive Differences”,

And this chapter has to do with Azathos, the god of blindness and foolishness, who is higher than Him,

Therefore, Shiraishi acquired the difference in cognition of evil gods and the ability to resist the spirit of evil gods.

From beginning to end, he did not regard Cthulhu as an evil god, an old dominator,

And as a summoned to hang the waste, and almost greedy for his venom.

Seeing that the octopus that came out of the psychic actually didn’t say a word to him, the summoner, and ran away by himself,

Shiraishi was speechless.

This psychic technique learned from “Thirty-Three Chapters of One Octopus Psychic Tips a Day”,

It’s just rubbish!

Hanging no!

In addition to making my venom the shape of an octopus,

In addition to wasting my three shadow doppelgangers,

What else did you do?

If the Six Dao Immortals hear this question from Baishi,

He will definitely cry and answer:

“He almost drove me crazy!

He devoured half of the undead in my Pure Land for more than a thousand years!

His tentacles wrapped around me and almost devoured me! ”

If Cthulhu heard Shiraishi’s question, he would probably say very fiercely:

“I let your venom be tainted with the breath of the evil god,

Their abilities have evolved!

But this is just a hint of their new ability to rub into my projection.

Not a reward I gave you.

My real reward is those three divine arts.

With the Three Gods, you are a low-dimensional creature,

You can also grasp the characteristics of some evil gods that cannot be seen and heard directly,

You’ll have the strongest attack and defense in terms of spirit.

Spiritual attack, just use the two moves of Cthulhu’s murmur and Cthulhu’s phantom,

No matter who it is, drop the light in minutes,

Reduced to an unintelligent person worse than the mentally handicapped.

And if someone else makes a mental attack on you,

will automatically trigger Cthulhu’s gaze,

Then your enemy will be degraded,

Crazy buckle and fall into madness. ”

pity

Shiraishi just complained in his heart, the six immortals couldn’t hear it, and Cthulhu had long left this universe.

Therefore, neither the Six Immortals nor the Cthulhu projection can answer this question.

Therefore, Shiraishi did not know,

This old sacrificial ritual that he made himself summoned Cthulhu and devoured half of the soul of the Pure Land,

I don’t know that he got great benefits.

In his opinion, his attrition is only: three shadow doppelgangers.

Also, the 298 venoms that were swallowed and spit out by octopuses looked a little disgusting,

Go back and arrange for these little guys to take a bath.

As for the benefits he got.

Hehe.

There are only three ninjutsu who don’t know what to do.

That’s it?

Shiraishi felt the three extra abilities that came to his mind when the octopus left.

Completely scratching your head and not knowing what is the use?

He experimented with these three abilities.

Well, the first one will make strange noises.

This voice seems to have been heard somewhere.

Yes, when eating charcoal-grilled live octopus in a previous life,

Brother Octopus just let out such a scream,

Almost identical.

Is this sound hairy?

Release the diaphragm to the people?

No way

No way

There won’t really be people who hear this octopus screaming and will be uncomfortable to death, right?

Try the second one.

I saw that deep in my mind, there was an extra pair of eyes.

That…… It is a pair of sun-dried octopus eyes.

Maybe it’s delicious to eat fried, but it’s scary to watch.

That’s it?

Is it disgusting to others when they are mentally looking at his brain?

You don’t really think that someone will feel uncomfortable to death when they see a pair of octopus eyes, right?

Let’s look at the third ability.

Well, the back of an octopus appeared behind it.

It’s similar to the octopus tentacle I saw before,

But the body size is much smaller.

Only the size of a palm.

Who does such a fart octopus phantom scare?

Do you really think that someone will be startled when they see this octopus?

How can it be?!

Well, it’s time to decide on the names of these three abilities.

They are called:

Brother Octopus’s scream.

Dead octopus eyeballs.

The ghost of dried octopus.

It’s all fucking trash!

PS: This is a sand sculpture funny article, even if it is Cthulhu, it has been miserably comically treated. Don’t care.